The one hundred unsexiest men?

haha

how is the entire cast of entourage not on this list??

haha devendra in at 84!

This is pretty horrible. Ha ha ha! Fat people are ugly!

Great.

Whew I'm glad they don't do this with women.

"Ann Coulter = man" jumped shark last year, no?

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They should totally do this with women. Actually, no, they shouldn't, but they shouldn't do it with men, either.

never mind

I can't help thinking there's more than a fair whiff of reverse sexism about the piece - no way in hell would they be able to get away with "the 100 ugliest women" or whatevs. It makes me uncomfortable.

Also, most of this isn't about sexiness at all, it's about how much the writers hate/are jealous of the men in question. I doubt there was much female input to the list.

100 unsexiest animals (not inc. humans)

100 unfunniest locats

loLcats i say

kate is right, except there's no "reverse" sexism -- sexism is sexism, and sexism pertaining to men is inextricably tied to sexism pertaining to women.

also Bob Dylan is still sexxxy in 2007, get with the program people

This is awful. :(

yeah but this cuts right to the chase of "how about fuck you" re: typical misogyny, especially the fact that nearly every person called out is rich/famous/powerful (which is exactly the qualities men are forced to pretend to appreciate in themselves as a corollary to said misogyny)

the jay-z one is pretty funny and kudos for trump as #1

also Bob Dylan is still sexxxy in 2007, get with the program people

especially his Quagmire-on-ether voice

this is pretty funny tho:

Hey. You're a complete idiot. Your perception of what's hot may be different than other people's- infact, I can give you the names of at least 500 chicks who would LOVE to see #95 take OFF this list. Patrick Stump is an amazing person. Have you ever spent any amount of time with the man? Have you ever actually LISTENED to his voice? Not to mention that he's dead sexy. Not everyone falls for the David Beckhams, the Brad Pitts, or even the Pete Wentz's of the world. Patrick is REAL- not one of the false, photoshopped images you see day in and day out. And his realness is what makes him beautiful to so many of us.

POSTED BY SarahLC AT 05/01/07 10:22 AM
Hey, I totally disagree with your comment on number 95 Patrick Stump. Just because he does not fit the stereotype pretty boy image does not make him less of a sexy person. He has an amazing voice and look like someone you just want be with. Not everyone fall for the pretty boy, some of us like the geeky guy's.

POSTED BY artistspin AT 05/01/07 10:47 AM
Alright, I understand "Freedom of Speech"...but honestly...where do you get off disrespecting someone that much? The comments made about #95 (Patrick Stump) disgust me! I agree with the above comments. He is an amazing person, he is an insanely talented man, and the most genuine person anyone in this world has ever had the pleasure of meeting. Inside and out. So before you go stating false accusations about his eating habits, or the placement of his genitals, you may want to double check your statements with your conscience...because I believe it thinks you are an asshole.

POSTED BY HayKylene AT 05/01/07 10:54 PM
Laughing hysterically at all the little teeny boppers getting their panties in a wad becuase you would have the gall to insult the worlds most incredible person....Patrick Stump! too f'in funny

POSTED BY YuYevon AT 05/17/07 10:30 PM
What the hell, is this shit? First off, whoever has such a lack of a life to even make an "unsexiest person" list, then fuck off. Second of all, Patrick Stump is one of THE SEXIEST people ever. So go suck your mom's balls. and yes. she has them. dfjgjklskdfjg.

POSTED BY xfalloutgirlx AT 05/24/07 4:07 PM

any gay men in the list, apart from at 100? HO THERE IT IS

What number is Jay-Z? I only looked at the beginnig and end.

not much to quarrel with that I can see

yeah but this cuts right to the chase of "how about fuck you" re: typical misogyny, especially the fact that nearly every person called out is rich/famous/powerful (which is exactly the qualities men are forced to pretend to appreciate in themselves as a corollary to said misogyny)

yes, think of all the non-rich/famous/powerful celebrities they could have chosen to diss!

Whew I'm glad they don't do this with women.

-- blueski, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:19 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That would be equally obnoxious. Sexism aside, it would still be obnoxious. Why make such a list, whether its men or women??

100 unsexiest olympic logos, statements about pop music by fading indie stars and noise board cio requests

I mean really this article just sounds like dudes saying "lol look at these other dudes, they have small dixx." I'd like to see a list compiled by men of the 100 sexiest men.

Aww, Brian Posehn. :(

there's a coupla gays (bruce vilanch, perez hilton)

curtis that's my point. these are all famous people! famous men! with a few exceptions (posehn for example) most of them are celebrated about the same way we celebrate paris hilton at this point, so fuck 'em, paris gets criticized incessantly, why NOT pick on Donald Trump and the rest of these overpaid misanthropes? Fuck 'em!

thank you i enjoyed this list

who the hell is patrick stump

I mean really this article just sounds like dudes saying "lol look at these other dudes, they have small dixx." I'd like to see a list compiled by men of the 100 sexiest men.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:42 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

It'd be interesting to compare one compiled by men who identify as straight (which, based on the Robert Mitchum poll, I don't think I could predict) to one compiled by men who identify as gay (which wouldn't be too tough to predict).

I'm not saying these people shouldn't be criticized, hey. I'm just saying it's not really a "fuck you" to pick on the rich and famous -- who else were they gonna pick? The one hundred unsexiest random dudes from off the street?

it would have been funny if all it were more like "jack mahoney, 49, lamp salesman currently residing outside galveston florida"

it's not any different from a list of 100 sexiest in the sexism stakes IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.

it was a pretty otm list

(And it's not like Donald Trump's hair doesn't get explored every single time he hits the news. There are many more reasons to hate him than his being ugly!)

Though practically married to one of the most beautiful women in the world, Jigga was red-flagged for unsexiness by our panel of judges. (The male members of the editorial staff want it made clear that they stood up for Jay, and plead with him not to hurt us. See #76.) Our favorite comment about what makes Jay unsexy? One young woman opined, “It’s like he’s got a lazy eye, only it’s his whole face.”

This is really pretty gross. I mean I hate, HATE, HATE Joe Francis but making cracks about what basically amounted to him being sexually assaulted is pretty disgusting, especially if you are going to trash him for all the sexual assault he committed in turn.

The worst part, though, is that it's not really very smart or funny or interesting. Let's make fun of fat dudes and people who are obviously unattractive. Woo.

also all the obvious "controversial men no one really likes" picks are boring.

no most of them were pretty lazy but there were a few that made it worthwhile

any worthwhileness was just eradicated by JEFF FOXWORTHY pick. What year is this, 1996?

and the lead singer of Nickelback???

god, thanks Phoenix, for making me embarrassed to live in Boston.

i'm kind of boggling at "fat dude from borat" (bcz he doesn't have an actual name, yknow) at #2

I hate, HATE, HATE Joe Francis but making cracks about what basically amounted to him being sexually assaulted is pretty disgustinghilarious

Fixed.

it's not any different from a list of 100 sexiest in the sexism stakes IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.

yes but this sort of thing is just symptomatic of the rules of "sexy" in our society. Women calling men sexy = okay, men calling women sexy = okay, women calling women sexy = okay, men calling men sexy = not okay. The male body is an object of ridicule far more often than the female body.

Obv. any sort of sexiest/unsexiest ranking is going to be very telling in the "jesus christ our gender roles are fucked" sense.

i've never understood the jay-z is ugly thing. are people calling him effeminate or something?

Just what are these people selling? It always helps to know.

“It’s like he’s got a lazy eye, only it’s his whole face.”

This is pretty awesome.

The male body is an object of ridicule far more often than the female body.

For fairly good reason.

Since lists like these are confined to only famous people, I'm sure I personally know 100 or so people who are more unsexy than most of the people on this list.

why is that, Eric?

(x-post to yr first post)

cause men are gross duh

or because we're taught to objectify the female form and ridicule the male form.

i can't believe this stupid article has generated this many posts.

no basically men are just gross to look at more often than women

vitamin K otm really

xxxpost, Well, stop teaching that then!

I'm not the one teaching it!

I should clarify, I think the human body (in both gender versions) deserves ridicule.

Sorry, I was raised Lutheran.

xpost (Your gender. Own up!)

http://abitterview.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/gremilllionare.png

I really don't mean to harp on about this but the idea that there is something objectively less appealing about men than women is appalling to me, and it's not because I'm being all capn-save-a-bro, it's because it's a direct consequence of our objectification/idealization of women and gender roles that piss me the fuck off.

I think everyone has thought what you have at some point Curtis. Then we moved on.

I could also be harsher on the male form because I spend a lot more time dwelling (cough) on it.

well allow me to harp on about it until I do move on, particularly on threads where it's, you know, relevant.

well allow me to harp on about it until I do move on, particularly on threads where it's, you know, relevant.

curt1s, you've made your point SEVERAL times. we get it, we understand.

no basically men are just gross to look at more often than women

I wonder how much trouble I'd get in with "Unless their legs are spread"?

xxpost

Just don't expect everyone else to join in with you.

Also, everyone has personal tastes. There are plenty of people who would agree that the male form is fine.

Results 1 - 10 of about 343,000 for 100 ugliest women. (0.23 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 349,000 for 100 ugliest men. (0.14 seconds)

yeah but chamillioniare has the voice of an angel

sorry

I love Chamillionaire! (and don't personally think he's ugly) But that picture is hilarious. Especially since before seeing it I'd heard more than one person call him a gremilin.

(haha google searching for "ugliest men" and "ugliest women" in quotes reveals me to be a complete fucking idiot)

Well, the results for ugliest men did come down twice as fast, so there's that.

it's a good flip of gender roles in that bill richardson is on there, and my reaction was "what? he's running for president, not movie roles, so sexiness has nothing to do with anything, you morons." but that just reminds me now hillary's constantly slurred for being unsexy or having thick ankles or other demeaning and irrelevant shit, while john edwards gets in trouble for caring about his appearance at all.

BUSEY RULES

http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/11/19/unsexiest-men-alive/

"Imagine getting 'Kingpinned' by this character actor"

This is silliness, obv, but it's all worth it for this picture:

http://www.blogcdn.com/insidemovies.moviefone.com/media/2009/11/randy-quaid-425.jpg

The fur coat + the white tie on a black shirt + the fur coat + the full, full beard + the look on his face = "I don't really care whether you think I'm sexy or not. Why the hell would I?" It's almost enough to want to put him on a "sexiest" list.

"shitter's full!"

"...when it comes to getting frisky with a Founding Father, he's still no Benjamin Franklin."

Joaquin's decline in handsomeness is nothing short of tragic.

Also, "Kingpin" is a total guilty pleasure movie for me.

Bill Murray has my last my last name in that movie.

He does! First name . . . Bert?

hahahaha no wait that's the lead singer of some shitty band

ERNIE

omg Bert & Ernie

Oh weird I wonder if subconsciously that's why I went with Bert. Weird.

About six years ago my sister's main gambit for impressing people was claiming Bert McC– was our cousin.

lol