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dude, you're pushin 40. it's time you stop dressing like mike ness...

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even mike ness has been a steady creator of douche chills since around 1997.

grow up guys.

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

How for the MODREN MAN of middle age to dress?

Abbott, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rockpaperscissors.biz/rps-media/Ska-Cubano_Natty_1.jpg

HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/images/styx.jpg

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

hahah what was that Bowflex commercial guy's name? The one that plays in a ROCK BAND.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Is Mike Ness the spiritual godfather of guyliner?

milo z, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

no MN was just sorta telegraphing his secret deathrock heart

J0hn D., Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

one of the few people I would murder if I could get away with it

J0hn D., Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://justjared.buzznet.com/images/2006/05/jack-depp-lily-rose-depp-johnny-depp.jpg

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

whats that movie where mike ness is on tour with youth brigade when he's like 17 and theres like a 10 minutes of him putting on his eyeliner? thats like the hugest amount of douche baggery every to be put on film.

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bestseatsusa.com/images/aerosmith_1.jpg

kingfish, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

aerosmith is lookin cool. at least they're not lookin like the fonz.

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

you can only pull that off if you have a Depp-ish face.

Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny Depp is the ultimate douche, anyone who disagrees has gone off the popist deep end.

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Mike Ness makeup tips vs. Darby Crash makeup tips vs. Pete Wentz...

milo z, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Johnny Depp is the ultimate douche

Okay I just had a brilliant idea for a feminine hygiene product. Hopefully Mr Depp will go along with it.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony Bourdain: one of the few people I wd seduce if I could get away with it.

Laurel, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

depp seems like a nice guy and i would buy him a beer.

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

yay silverlake

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah johnny (i call him johnny) seems really 'chill'. as for laurel i dont give a shit if she can dance like a bavarian peasant. ive lost all respect for her.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Mike Ness on the other hand I would actually steal beers from.
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nickalicious, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

I would love to rehash old 21 Jump St episodes with Johnny, like the one where he isn't fast enough to save a bystander at a holdup and spends the entire episode determining how many different things he can do in the 37 seconds it took for the bystander to be killed.

Mike Ness I would run over with a dumptruck.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

yay silverlake

what does this mean? i don't live in silverlake.

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

joe perry = also a bro

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

my mom knows him

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm nearing 40 and this thread just reminds me that I've always dressed like I was pushing forty. I can't tell if that's really lame or rather inspired on my part.

Michael White, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am 32 and today I am wearing a Cat Power t-shirt and Dickies shorts from walmart. If I wasn't in central texas I might give a fuck.

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Extremely inspired.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

MW = you dress supurb.

WES = you sound fine.

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

*superb

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

btw wanko you are v v pretty

jeff, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

happy bday btw

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

MW = proper male attire, regardless of age.

gr8080, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://s.yottamusic.com/i/afnm.24iM

Bob Six, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad we can all agree on MW's sartorial splendor (which was sorely missed at recent SF FAP btw!)

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

i has a mancrush on bourdain

gabbneb, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

is that vin diesel next to the edge?

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

mike ness is like 70 i thought.

hstencil, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

there are rumors that his eyeliner is tattooed on

chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

It's Tom Morello (Audioslave, RATM) next to the stylish Edge.

Bob Six, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

tory crimes

hstencil, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad we can all agree on MW's sartorial splendor (which was sorely missed at recent SF FAP btw!)

I was bummed myself. Next time.

Michael White, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)


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