WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE ROBOT

remember vote for your LEAST FAVORITE

that quote is from my LEAST FAVORITE robot, TOMBOT

lolololol

I love TOMBOT, fuck the haters

THAN VOTE FOR ROBIN WILLIAMSBOT

I voted for/against HALEY JOEL AKA DRUNK DRIVER

this is the best poll yet

did the robot from short circuit have a name? or did they just call him like, "5" or something?

JOHNNY-FIVE JEEZ MAX

THAT HAS SET YOU BACK CONSIDERABLY IN MY ESTIMATION

i knew a numeral was involved

JOHNNY FIVE... ALLIVVVVVE

i dont think the video store even had short circuit 1 when i was a kid, i think me and my brother watched the second one like forty times--i just remember theres like a horrific robot-torture scene or something at the end, and then he gets new gold metal and becomes an american citizen. its like horatio alger + the marquis de sade + isaac asimov

yes finally we can scientifically prove by popular vote that robin williams is the lamest robot ever filmed

btw we frogot wahtsisface from I, ROBOT, the one that keeps winking at will smith

i think j5 gets my vote because hey i used to like that movie but i saw it again recently and that motherfucker is really annoying

i think i really just liked the part where he blows up tanks with his laser

HALEY JOEL -> dude can't drive

That bit in SC2 where Johnny 5 is reading Frankenstein really slowly in jail is so fucking sad.

Haley Joel = crepiest

WAIT WAIT BICENTENNIAL MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS, I WANT TO CHANGE MY VOTE

xpost for some fucked up reason I don't wanna know, I misread that as "taking Frankenstein really slowly in the ass"

AI was okay until the fake kid goes to the fortune telling machine thinger and its voiced by fucking robin williams

I could never vote least favorite on Johnny Five or really any fictional character who ever had a climactic action sequence set to that HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT song.

plus tombot is probably your least favorite robot

max can you please stay off this thread before I goad you into saying a racial slur and get you permabanned

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:59 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

to summarize, max, shut up

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:59 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

shut the fuck up

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:59 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

I'll stay off your thread if you stay off mine

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:59 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

AS IF YOU NEEDED MORE PROOF

that is so aggro

I'm not bored enough to compile a listing of the 500 times today he's mentioned that people sometimes make films on his college campus

u mad

ally this is a huge message board war that i have a lot invested in

ok ok i'll step off

Johnny Five: Los locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!

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write in: CHOMPS. (so good as a fuzzy (see what I did there) memory, so bad when revisited.)

JOHNNY FIVE... NO ASSEMBLE

max r u fucking kidding me you don't know that short circuit bot is JONNY 5????

i mean, i know yr just a kid and all, but not knowing that is basically a racial slur against robots and really should get you permabanned

hey dude i know its hard for you to get internet in montana and stuff but maybe you could yell at me an hour ago when i already felt bad about it ok

i was busy winding up the computer

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

lolol

i actually want to know who hates johnny 5 more than both tombot and robin williams

that would be me

In my defense, I have never seen the Willimas-bot movie. But I have seen "Short Circuit" oner and over again on the cable that my parents bitched all the time about not really being able to afford... so maybe I'm extra resentful. My moms scrimped and saved for THIS?

:D this thread <3

UNFAIR THAT THIS HAD V. V. SHORT POLLING PERIOD.

robin williams plays a shitty robin williams robot in 'robots' as well

robin williams plays a shitty robin williams robot in 'robots' as well

AND in AI.

And in PATCH ADAMS

Robin Williams just deserves to be most hated everything.

MOST HATED CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN RON (NO)
LIVE ACTION POPEYE (YES)

oh man who in their right mind would hate captain ron

NOW I REMEMBER WHAT BICENTENNIAL MAN WAS, ARGH

the robin williams popeye is the best thing ever, you are too young to know.

oh man who in their right mind would hate captain ron

I like the alternate ending where Martin Short gets knocked off the boat due to his oh-so-funny incompetence at sailing, and the whole family decides not to go back for him.