PAUL RUDD VS. JOHN CUSACK

fucking sophie's choice bullshit fuck you jess

AKA playing a shitty Peter Gabriel song outside some girl's house VS. eating mushrooms and going to the Cirque de Soleil

Rudd's smirk=loses five points

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Michelle-Pfeiffer-Never-to-be-Paul-Rudd-s-Woman-3.jpg

MUSHROOMS

smirk perma-smirk

Holy loving fuck, Paul Rudd was in GEN Y COPS??? I have the orig on VHS somewheres wait where is netflix

http://a2.vox.com/6a00c2252891438e1d00c22527b962f219-200pi

fucking sophie's choice bullshit fuck you jess

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 14, 2007 11:16 AM (Thursday, June 14, 2007 11:16 AM) Bookmark Link

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UH

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images06/mmruddfull.jpg

mostly i just wanted to post the thunderdome picture

maybe i should start a master vs. blaster poll

tina turner vs. mel gibson

feral children vs. mowhawked post-apocalyptic bikers

paul rudd has been in some terrible movies, looking at his imdb.

this poll is more about bro-itude than filmography

i haven't been into cusack since he stopped being funny

well no i wasn't using that as an anti-rudd point, i mean cusack has been in some terrible movies too. i was just shocked to discover that he was in the cider house rules, basically. that movie is AWFUL.

cusak was never funny

how long before jess has to break out the all caps stay on topic militancy

Rudd is definitely more of a bro.

cusak makes me hate boomboxes and trenchcoats

RUDD

mr. que brings the real talk x2

Bad movies put him higher on the bro-ometer.

men all hate john cusack cos they are jealous.

which year for each? do you see my point? Peak Rudd v Peak Cusack?

btw, has anyone seen Diggers yet?

"Peak Rudd"

i'll admit i admire his never say die spirit

cusack was charming/funny at some point
rudd is a bit more charming/smartass and has a nicer face
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Paul Rudd never tried to run over a friend of a friend so he wins.

ive said it before and ill say it again, rudd gets to do my chick. not many other guys do.

and i dont hate cusack he just seems like that db who only has friends who are babes and hes constantly c-blocking you and shit

i had no idea that dudes loved paul rudd so much

Dr. Morbius, I want to see Diggers.

I gave Cusack a sympathy/contrarian vote because I know he's going to get destroyed in this one

Paul Rudd is aging lots better than Johnny Boy in every way, so Paul wins.

all about the rudd

i don't love paul rudd so much as i think cusak is a dbag

Alfred, so shallow! Isn't Rudd at least 6-7 years younger?

I don't remember seeing Rudd in anything but Clueless and talking dirty on Daily Show. Very bangable, tho.

Diggers

Cusack is probably the master of the ngocb (non-goal-oriented cock block).

but rudd seems like a funny guy, smartass, etc. cusak likes the cubs, fuck that.

I have such an instinctive, visceral disrespect for men engaging in a dogpile

we all love paul rudd because we all wanted to secretly bang our step-sister alicia silverstone

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN I TURN XPOST NOTIFICATION OFF PLEASE

ALTERNATIVELY YOU ALL SHUT UP

dudes all writing angry john cusack fanfic

I forgot what else I was going to say

i had no idea that dudes loved paul rudd so much

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 14, 2007 3:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

it's cuz they want to be him!

er...xxxxxxxx-post?

btw a friend told me a filthy Rudd-at-a-wedding story that will just get him more votes, so I will withhold.

actually, Rudd is only 3 years younger. ulp.

this is basically taking sides btw two guys who your girlfriend would definitely leave you for no matter how studly you are and i figure if she leaves you for rudd at least you guys would probably hang out later once all the bullshit has cooled down, cusack probably would never let you see your chick again.

and strongo basically 100% OTM re alicia silverstone fuckwant (CLUELESS, like REAL GENIUS, was ALSO FILMED AT MY SCHOOL)

WHY U MOCK PAIN?

dude yyou must have a hard time picking up chicks if you're looking to only be with ladies who answer n to that

it took me like three months, yeah

i keep expecting to go over to her place one day and find a copy of 40 yr old virgin or whas hidden in a closet

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Michelle-Pfeiffer-Never-to-be-Paul-Rudd-s-Woman-3.jpg

now the moral of the story is cuff yo chick
I'm black, handsome, I sing, plus I'm rich

I do the same thing but I only accept "y".

oic, cher's cousin or whatever. cusack.

'Paul Rudd: why?' girls are the way2go

i pick up chicks in bars by asking "are you paul rudd y/n"

and what answer are you looking for?

i only date paul rudd

good thing you got someone else

a fallback, if you will

i think i actually will ask her this tonight

i don't know what i will do if she says "y"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/John_Cusack.jpg/250px-John_Cusack.jpg

time the cut the carbs? y/n

Jess, it only took you three months?! Waht is secret??

c'mon that's gotta be his brother Zeppo Cusack

1. Paul Rudd putting on a jacket
2. Citizen Kane
3. 2001
4. Paul Rudd cleaning up a plate
5. The Godfather

paul rudd cleaning is like the funniest thing ever

0.5 Paul Rudd counting chairs in hotel room

what's platecleaning in?

wet hot american summer
everything he does in that movie is hilarious

it's a deleted scene in Apocalypto, morb

No srsly, three months?? I have never turned my shit around in less than a year.

I mean I have at least another four months to go before love is possible.

cross reference with "meeting people in bars" thread lol

wet hot american summer
everything he does in that movie is hilarious

8080

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

this was a landslide. poor john.

He's a decent enough guy but he should have known better than to rumble with DA RUDD.

i had no idea paul rudd was such a beloved individual

by people besides me, i mean

Paul Rudd = gangsta!

(J sez hi, btw)

hi!!!!

i'm gonna go watch wet hot american summer. and maybe also grosse point blank if i feel up to it!!

VINDICATION

So, uh, I had a date last night and asked her Paul Rudd y/n, and she said that her last boyfriend looks just like Paul Rudd. :(

can i have his e-mail? why because he sounds intersting

man im watching knocked up and rudd is so good in this. especially the part where the little girl is explaining how she think babies get made and he just gives this tight-lipped "absolutely correct" nod that has me in hysterics.

"im watching"

Rudd movies apparently play better watched over three days via download, so it's a generational thing.

boxcar!

how old are you, dude? like, maybe the problem is that rudd movies are in modern english and youre used to middle englishe.

don't believe her Jordan, she's just trying to make you jealous. No woman would dump a Rudd-alike, even if he were a serial killer.

Cusack is like the Zach Braff of his generation.

Also, his sister is like the most annoying woman ever.

whan that abril with its swich stoopid will ferrell mouvies...

jaymc, shut up.

His sister was great in the 2nd addams family movie

jaymc OTM EXCEPT about sis

also when rudd transitions from a really good deniro impersonation to the line "hey, isn't it weird when you have kids and all your dreams just get totally destroyed?"

Every time I sub John Cusack for Paul Rudd in the "In Your Eyes" scene in Say Anything I imagine Rudd flinging the boombox in Ion Skye's face.

hahaha OTM