ZOOEY DESCHANEL - cuz all the other polls are about dudes

where's the Gong Li poll

her dad

when she starts singing in Elf I kinda get some dirt in my eye

i always get seated next to zooey at gingergrass. she's super-beautiful.

o my zooey crush knows no bounds...

her mom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb94s5pkfoY

Mumford cause I'm gay for Jason "Banky" Lee

Her "cirque du face" line in The Good Girl is pretty much the only watchable moment of that whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXqtwBAX-c4

^^^ almost makes me want to rent shitty Sarah Jessica Parker rom-com

Where's "Abandon"? Not that she has much competition for our attention, but she's pretty awesome as Katie Holmes' roomie.

Why do people who start polls edit the Imdb filmography listing down?

ALL THE REAL GIRLS duh

</corny indie fuck>

I figured Abandon was some kind of straight to video thing (as were the other ones I tossed).

Also because the actual poll results aren't exactly the point.

WHO ARE YOU TO PLAY GOD

but she's pretty awesome as Katie Holmes' roomie.

Agreed.

Zooey sez:

The scene where we are on Katie's bed and we're eating cereal out of a box, that is what me and my best friend did in college. I asked Stephen, “Please can we eat cereal out of a box because that's what my best friend and I do?” He said, “That's a great idea.”

ACTING!

Her "cirque du face" line in The Good Girl is pretty much the only watchable moment of that whole thing.

otm. her whole part, really. i remember thinking to myself, she's everything Parker Posey should have been.

Did she get a screenwriting credit?

It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.

Abandon is a very horrible film.

What are we supposed to be voting on?

Mumford.

Though I hate to admit that my crush was fully formed watching her in the otherwise lamentable Almost Famous.

Are we meant to vote for the best film, the best ZD performance, or the one she is cutest in?

What are you voting for in all the other polls, Alba?

Representatives to Congress.

I think I have not been paying attention to all the other polls of actors, because they were not about Zooey Deschanel, I suppose.

(I have very little interest in Bruce Willis, Val Kilmer, or that other dude I haven't heard of)

lol

elf elf elf

she just made an album with M. Ward.

OK, I'm going to go out on a limb and vote for Elf.

These movies are all balls.

http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/zooey_deschanel/zooey_deschanel_020.jpg

WOO DON'T MEAN THAT DO WOO?

Sorry bigsley eyeington, you have been in but poopoo movies & I mix you up w/Maggie Gyllenhal.

she just made an album with M. Ward.

That's disappointing to hear.

http://popoholic.com/images/zooey-deschanel-janis-joplin-01.jpg

WOO WYE!!!111

Gyllenhal is mostly meh. Also, too skinny. Zooey is awesome, she's just been in a lot of piss-poor movies. I kinda liked Mumford though!

I fell asleep during All the Real Girls, so I can't really say. But my friend liked it.

She has a great voice and I look forward to the Ward/Desch colab.

http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg

WOO MAEK ZOOAY HAPPEEEEE

Guess no one else has seen her as the oversexed psycho-hippie in Weeds

No Bridge to Terabithia? She was great in that. She's certainly the best thing in a few of those films.

looking at this: why exactly does she have a career and/or reputation again?

is it just because of jimmymod type dudes with a fixation on saucer-orbed rory gilmore knock-offs?

yes, but the mumbly voice helps.

also her name is zooey which reminds me of zoobilee zoo

well that's your problem

OMG how could that conjure up cuteness or positive connotations for you? That show was scare-y as fuck!

xpost

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/64/AMPH_zoobileezoo.jpg

ben vereen on some furry shit

xpost i hate zooey deschanel, abbott

well i dont "hate" her

oh wait you are anti-Zooey, thx

She reminds me of tedious, pointless ZOOEY of 'Franny &' fame.

OMG that FOX nightmares will have been had by ME by this time tomorrow.

lol @ memory of epically sad/quixotic anti-gyllenhall crusade mounted by ethan and me circa-2003

i like that this thred is now top-ranked of the fuckoff hamas thred

naming your kid zooey after that book = resounding dud

Yeah, it's like begging them to spend 140,000 of your dollars on a lame-ass but prestigious college where they never do anything because of their "maliase" and then tell you you should read Sidhartha because it changed her life & shit.

And then when they complain about it in missives dramatically sprinkled with tears (fake or real), the don't even spell malaise right.

And they chose malaise because they couldn't spell ennui.

I think Abbott just described my dream woman.

Fuck, now I have the theme to Zoobilie Zoo stuck in my head. WHY ZOOEY WHY?

zooey in "franny & zooey" would probably hate the idea of some actress being named after him, for God's sake.

does she pronounce it "zo-ey"? because i think salinger's zooey is pronounced "ZOO-ey," it's a silly nickname for zachary.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

can't believe this, elf was the absurdist thing ever.

ILX top three shockah: Twee, Indie and Nerdy

She pronounces it Zoe, I once read.

elf is pretty great if just for the scene where will ferrell throws himself across james caan's desk to answer the phone. "buddy the elf! what's your favorite color?"

WOOT I AM NERDY

I am the lone vote for sappy (Almost Famous)

J.D. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

I hate the Deschanel siblings as much as I do the Gyllenhaals.

wtf is zooey d in that's not twee, indie or nerdy

I would have voted Weeds because her and MLP on same show = :D

and "These movies are all balls." is kinda true

"The New Guy" is not twee, indy, or nerdy, and I am the only one who voted for it. It also has one of the most WTF casts ever.

ok yeah I forgot I had seen that and it was kind of fun

i saw this chick at the movies once. she was so bummed and bugged to be there. it was so hot.

all the real girls is really quite something

probably one of the best couples' argument scene i've ever seen