BRUCE WILLIS: yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon

"Hudson Hawk" vs "Bonfire of the Vanities"

kinda amazing he's never been in a good movie

oh pish

Shakey on cracky

Last Man Standing vs. Die Hard With A Vengeance

oh wait the Beavis and Butthead movie was good - I pick that

DHWAV is so great, I just wish it could have had alan rickman too

He's been good to great in: Die Hard, Mortal Thoughts, Nobody's Fool, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense and Sin City. A couple of those are shit movies though.

Bruce also starred in Sunset (which sucks, but he rides a horse and smirks at James Garner!) and Blind Date (which I've never seen, but co-stars John Larroquette).

12 monkeys

This poll is the best because seriously like all but maybe four of these are really the same role, only with different names.

As I much as I like the movies where he's got a shaved head, I'm gonna rent The Perfect Stranger because it's been awhile since I've seen a crappy hairpiece flick from him.

This poll is the best because seriously like all but maybe four of these are really the same role, only with different names.

A Harrison Ford poll may be utmost and key.

Jesus Christ I can't tell if today is the best or worst day in ilx history. PRobably best.

Someone post a picture of a bald-headed smirk. That'll take of that.

The best I could find:

http://www.calusanature.com/images/Animals/BaldEagleFemale.JPG

hudson hawk is retarded and deserves your vote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMgtxo5YYyM

so very tempted to vote for the Fifth Element.

MULTIPASS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip8ycnh54b4

^ the bravest thing he ever did

This poll is the best because seriously like all but maybe four of these are really the same role, only with different names.

also, James Spader poll.

hahaha @ temptation on the left rolling his eyes when bruno starts singing

guys 12 monkeys is an awesome movie.

actually all of these are probably awesome movies.

"Hudson Hawk" was moved to the top of your Queue.

dude I love Bruce Willis probably more than anyone here, but you are seriously going to regret that one.

12 monkeys is truly great

^^^ 8080

He smiles way more in 12 Monkeys than in any other movie he's been in, I think.

hudson hawk proves that mr. willis was drinking cappuccino before it became the yuppie drink of the 90s

He smiles a lot in Armageddon, as soon as he realies that Ben Affleck's dick intends Liv Tyler no harm.

Armageddon is like a big white blot on my mind punctured by Peter Stormare as an insane Russian and Steve Buscemi humping a nuke. As far as I am concerned Bruce Willis never lowered himself to these depths. I am saying this as a person who has watched Color of Night TWO times.

Armageddon is not so bad, really. I even like the big Aerosmith power ballad.

He is more versatile than given cred for, ie when playing subdued burnouts.

"Hudson Hawk" was moved to the top of your Queue.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

MOVIE NIGHT

Dan Perry will watch it.

I voted 12M.

that'd be awesome if dan could come over brian's house!

It would!

I'm repping 5th Element.

HOLY SHIT, 1:13 in, homage to Robert Frank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvg17k1oSvM

Sandra Bernhard is a villain in Hudson Hawk, so it's better than Armageddon.

You, sir, are incorrect. Hudson Hawk is better than Armageddon because it has +1 Danny Aiello and -1 Ben Affleck

jessie, morbs, those BOTH sound like valid reasons.

I dunno there's this part where she like fucks his ear with her tongue and honestly it's pretty gross.

Wait, is the new die hard called "Live Free or Die Hard"????

or am I an idiot?

NO IT IS. LIKE SOME HORRIBLE WONDERFUL DREAM, A MOVIE HAS FINALLY BE MADE THAT IS A PLAY ON THE MOTTO OF THE GREAT STATE OF NEW HAMPSHIRE.

He is more versatile than given cred for, ie when playing subdued burnouts.

In 16 Blocks he got to play bald smirking hardman AND subdued burnout in the same character (this was a decent - if predictable - movie).

OH hey guys I dunno if you have seen this but it's pretty worthwhile:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRnH_rRnBAw

i think you are all forgetting that david caruso plays a mute henchman named KIT KAT in hudson hawk

hahahahaha it's called Die Hard 4.0 in the UK

BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY THINK THE AMERICAN TITLE'S SUCCESS DEPENDS UPON PEOPLE GETTING THE NEW HAMPSHIRE REFERENCE

WAIT DAVID CARUSO IS IN HUDSON HAWK?

i will not regret this at ALL, guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no68wxjsQUY

"Be cool, be like David Caruso in Jade."

def. need a caruso poll if we haven't fatigued this meme yet

I like the scene in 12 Monkeys where he's feelin' the Louis Armstrong track in the car. They didn't have that clip on youtube though. :(

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so did anyone see this?

http://www.vulture.com/2018/07/the-10-best-burns-from-comedy-centrals-bruce-willis-roast.html

The Willis roast was pretty bad, and I'm generally a fan of these. Jeff Ross was good, but everyone else was either off their game or shouldn't have been doing this in the first place. Kevin Pollack continues to suck, though at the very least his tired Walken routine inspired one of Ross' more devastating zings.