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i am sad :(

― anthony, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

why dont you tell me why you are sad ?

― anthony, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am sad but I don't want to talk about it as it is the same old same old and let's face it, you aren't going to make me cleverer, help me move, help me get a new job and lose weight, are you? I do not think I will be sad when RT goes away for a bit, well I will a bit obv, but I will make up for it by going to the pub. Why don't you go out and socialise with friends? Then you could put that on yr CV! I actually did not put that on my CV! I put MAKING SUSHI!

― Sarah, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In all honesty, I'm a bit sad for the death of my 'single' life now that my gilrfriend is moving closer to me. This could be taken the wrong way. Of course I'm very happy about this also. Maybe you'll know what I mean.

― Ally C, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love the idea of Ally C's notorious shagging around exploits being curtailed by his girlfriend moving to the same city and SPOILING THE PARTY.

― N., Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

N.!

― chris, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fear not Ally, it is perfectly possible to shag around behind your girlfriend's back in the same city, just ask my ex GRRRRRR.

― Emma, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

depends on the size of the city

― MarkH, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Right, this time I really do have to point out that she is not talking about me.

― N., Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not the size of the city that matters, it's the, erm, traffic circulation.

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Edna, you appal me, but that's nothing new.

― N., Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, fact fans, it may stun you to know that I have managed to ensnare more than 1 poor boy in my 26 years on the planet.

― Emma, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

......but have you ensnared more than 26 boys in 1 year on the planet?

― MarkH, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how many rich boys?

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NONE but as my mum so rightly points out I am hanging round in the wrong places i.e. interweb message boards instead of City bars.

― Emma, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually I have just remembered a boy who seemed quite rich i.e. he had a v. nice flat + house in Brighton + quite a posh car + designer clothes etc. However his apparent reluctance to spend any of it on me ruled him out.

― Emma, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am sad b/c it's monday and I have another week ahead at my shitty f'in job.

i'm trying not to dwell on it though.

― Samantha, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am sad because i have to leave a life where I thought i was happy...

i am happy to be going to a life where i once was sad.

― Geoff the, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am sad because my girlfriend is sad. She is sad because her Mum is sad. Her Mum is sad because somebody she works with is sad and he is sad because some OFSTED inspectors were sad (OK critical). It's a long chain of sadness.

Emma can you post some tidbit about an ex who IS Nick for once?

― Tom, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Tidbit' indeed. It's 'TITbit' you mealy mouthed yankophile. But err.. don't. Anyway, Emma is too classy to do that sort of thing.

― N., Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wanna bet? Ph34r me etc. etc.

― Emma, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear, I seem to have overlooked the raw London edge.

― N., Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is a constant struggle to maintain the delicate balance between classy and raw London edge, and unfortunately alcohol often tips it in favour of the latter. Fortunately I never post to ILE when drunk.

― Emma, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am sad because a gallery in New York is being overly complicated about access to an artist (hint: she sends armies of strange nude women in amazing shoes to not interact with people at galleries) who I've been commissioned to write about as she has given work to be displayed in our mag. But then I am always sad when minions are unhelpful in the course of my work.

― suzy, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

surely you could do with some minions of your own suzy: then you can unleash a MINION WAR!!

ps ans = yes cool, i will email l8er

― mark s, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Boyfriend said (sarkily, obv.) I should send Nicholas C to the gallery as my duff 'em up squad, but I replied, 'what would he be able to do? Tremble at them or something? Threaten them with under-patch yucchness?'

― suzy, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nonsense, he can just download some cgi-fu antics via his atommick brane and proceed to give everyone there the smackdown.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just to make things absolutely clear, I DO NOT SHAG AROUND.

― Ally C, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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