Indiana or Han

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Option	Votes
Han Solo	16
Indiana Jones	14

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

han

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cine-collector.com/catalog/images/han_solo.jpg
^^^^ this is an awesome outfit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

"I know."

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

would it make sense if I said Han > Indiana, but Indiana Jones & etc. >>>>>>>>>> Star Wars?

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i wld wear girl version 4 rest of eternity
xpost

i do not know who to go with here either

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

I would like Star Wars a million times better if it was just Han Solo adventures without Luke, Leia, The Force, etc.. Just a man, a wookie and a spice run. Directed by John Carpenter.

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that makes sense milo

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

which one looks more sick of having to deal with this shit 94/7?? i think it might be indiana jones.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

i think my fall look will be to dress up as han solo

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Han.

"Trust me."

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

wookie best friend much better than john rhys-davies best friend tho

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

this is hard

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

it's not hard, han has a much hotter outfit on.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

yaaaaow.png

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i think my fall look is hot utility belt + tight dark jeans + wahtever

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, Indiana does look kind of like his entire wardrobe came from REI.

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon guys, the clothes are important, but if we're talking accessories, Indy has a whip and a machete, and Han has a gun and a fake Batman utility belt.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

it wld simplify things, at least until the bounty hunters come
xpost haha

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Que OTM

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

He never used any of the other stuff on his utility belt. What is all that stuff you've got down there Han?

xpost god damnt I typed it first he xposted

― nickalicious, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

han also has his devilish charm
vs indy's more nerdy charm?
xpost

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

fear of snakes vs. fear of not a goddamned thing

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i don't give a shit about what kind of weapons a dude has, i'm an ass person and that whip hanging off the belt is just gonna obscure things.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i bet there is fan fiction abt that utility belt & extra accessories

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

indiana has a hat, and stubble

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Han couldn't have wore a hat, it would've ruined his fluffy mane.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i know this thread shouldn't really descend into "WOAH BATMAN COULD KICK SUPREMAN'S ASS WTF" but I am confident Indy would kick Han's ass in a street fight.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Han was also fucking Chewie.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

shut up!

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

this is just like that cusack/rudd thing isn't it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

han wld steal people's girlfriends FOR SURE

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Indiana was handy with the steel, if you know what I mean

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

"i would let my girl fuck indy. no one else"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

that's actually true

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

There is circumstantial evidence that suggests Indy was fucking Short Round, so at least Han wasn't a creepy paedo.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

no, Han was a furry that's worse

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't let Han near my girl he probably has spacecrabs or something

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Han would steal your girlfriend then Lando would steal her from Han.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

POLL: PAEDO OR FURRY

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha THE HIDDEN SUBTEXT

(Wait that means I picked paedo, argh)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i will say that indy's gf (film 1 & 3) was hotter than han's. about equal in film 2 though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

you guys, furries are freaky and stupid, but THEY DON'T FUCK CHILDREN

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I gotta go with the furry. ANYTHING could be under there. ANYTHING

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

well han didn't have much choice, leia was the only girl in space

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Man's gotta bust his nut

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

knowledge of arcana vs getting a wookie to eat your cum

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

what about mon mothma, you douche

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

xp to wookie cum - jesus fuck

― milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

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this is surely impossible

― deeznuts, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA omg you guys

i know who made that shirt

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

hint: i work there

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

HOOK US UP ELMO

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Indiana. Dr. Jones is a distillation and refinement of the things that made Han cool. Also, as I get older I find the Indy films' unfettered funness a lot more appealing than stiff, portentous old Star Wars.

― chap, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider, i couldn't possibly :( :( :( there were a bunch of t-shirts made for the star wars re-issue and for episode 1, but we don't have the lucasfilm merch license anymore

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

but "Dr. Jones is a distillation and refinement of the things that made Han cool." means answer = HAN

― deeznuts, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
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― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

as consolation, i may be able to get images of other ridiculous star wars shirts we did??? they will not have peter mayhew in them, tho

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

i bet that dude in the shirt there is easy to beat up though

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

BLOGGER BEATS UP FURRY FOR HIS T-SHIRT

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh xpost it is chewbacca in the shirt

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

He never used any of the other stuff on his utility belt. What is all that stuff you've got down there Han?

hey, don't blame him! The stormtroopers had those silly things too. I always imagined they kept useful stuff in them: combs, toenail clippers, gum, wallet-sized pics of the Emperor.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

that's where he kept his keys, you need a lot of keys in space

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

ebay has these:

http://i13.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/a3/fe/833a_1.JPG
http://i23.ebayimg.com/04/i/fff/00/02/5afd_1_b.JPG

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

those are terrible!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Let us not forget this amazing website

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

tots agree and i couldn't wear them anyway given the weird sexual things about chewie i'm on record saying in this thread

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS GUYS ANY SHIRT WITH CHEWFUCKINGBACCA ON IT IS HORRIBLE

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

RONG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

unless you're 12

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

man why the fuck does george lucas want everyone to spell wookie in that ridiculous fashion

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny that most people I know who love passedoutwookie website are people who you might actually find on passedoutwookie website.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

because george lucas is an idiot

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

he's probably an aspie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

and he's a fattey

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Let's get him to post on noise board!

― nickalicious, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.scootutopia.com/photos/wookie_whiz.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

quit cyber-stalking me, george lucas

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.2redrock.com/liquid/11903.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

GL suffers the heartbreak of chinlessness.

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

ELMO OTM

― ghost rider, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

about those shirts existing?

― kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.2redrock.com/liquid/11905.jpg

http://www.2redrock.com/liquid/11904.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1Dqz02Vio

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

i used to have bedsheets that looked almost exactly like the at-at shirt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s28Yw5Tf_oA

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

IF YOU CLICK ON NOTHING ELSE TODAY, CLICK ON THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2nqo3Yt8Pw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

those are amazing

― deeznuts, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

fashion does not come first. Indy, dahling.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

han wins in a squeeker

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

bah my wife agrees with this poll because she thinks Han Solo is sexier.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

Best Han Scene:

With some surprise, Han and Leia realize they are in each
other's arms.

LEIA: Let go.

HAN: Sshh!

LEIA: Let go, please.

Leia flushes, averting her eyes. She's not exactly fighting
to get free. But, of course, Han blows it...

HAN: Don't get excited.

The anger rises in Leia.

LEIA: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.

HAN: Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else.

― Phil D., Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

Bullshit!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Best Han line is obviously "I know". Or "let's blow this thing and go home", fnar.

― chap, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

HAN SOLO IS SEXIER, DAN'S WIFE OTM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

navigational computers work to varying degrees of efficiency -- most would attempt the Kessel Run, a notoriously dangerous route, amidst a black hole cluster, as you mentioned, by going a longer, safer distance than twelve parsecs. Han is claiming that the Millennium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in a far shorter distance, due to superior navigational equipment.

― omar little, Monday, 16 April 2012 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

deeznuts

― buzza, Monday, 16 April 2012 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

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