CRONENBERG SUPREMACY BATTLE

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I've been working my way through his catalogue, old to new. WTF kind of person gets successful by starting out with a movie like SHIVERS, and shortly after casting Marilyn Chambers in her 'breakthrough 'real film' role'? He's one impressive bastard.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Videodrome 15
Dead Ringers 7
Scanners 6
eXistenZ 5
The Fly 4
A History of Violence 3
Shivers3
Crash (1996) 3
The Brood 2
The Dead Zone 1
Camera 0
Spider 0
Fast Company 0
Rabid 0


Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

NO NAKED LUNCH, NUKE ILX

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

do not understand Cronenberg luv. The Fly was OK, I think I liked Naked Lunch, but Videodrome, eXistenZ, Spider, AHOV are all bad. I need to try out some of his early movies.

milo z, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I meant to include NAKED LUNCH; I must've cut it out when deleting the million foreign language titles listed. IS THERE anyway a mod could plug it in there?

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

you forgot M Butterfly too

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

i went with teh fly

strongohulkington, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Aw jesus fuck I suck.

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://singingfool.com/photos/237/009987_23.jpg

strongohulkington, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Dead Ringers.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Scanners

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Fast Company? what the hell is that?

Cronenberg is my hero, even when he's making movies I don't really want to watch - I like smart, engaging, genre auteur types

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

A History Of Violence was so very shitty.

Drooone, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Fast Company is a totally great, silly movie about '70s racing cars! It's a complete outlier.

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't seen any movies he made after Dead Ringers, including Naked Lunch.

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

eXistenZ vote is me. TOMBOT LOVES IRREDEEMABLE TRASHY NONSENSE

TOMBOT, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

eXistenZ is cool.

See Naked Lunch next, Abbott. RoboCop = Bill Lee, Roy Scheider = Benway!

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

No way. HISTORY OF VIOLENCE WAS THE BEST. Don't do it buddy.

humansuit, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Naked Lunch is something that I really only started to dig after repeated viewings but it is indeed great great great. may be helpful if you've read the book/know a bit about Burroughs

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

anyway I gotta go with Videodrome, his most quotable

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Reading the book didn't do much for me.

humansuit, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

long live the new fleshlight

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I went with Videodrome under the circumstances.

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Videodrome all the way. Dead Ringers is next. then Crash, then Spider.

Fast Company is about drag-racing. Not particularly good.

the table is the table, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

I just thought it was funny bcz Cronenberg drag-racing wtf. He is really into racecars.

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

So is G. Lucas, koinky-dink?

The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

I've read the Wheeliam S. Barrows, too. I can't imagine a...cohesive?...movie of Naked Lunch, but I couldn't imagine one of American Psycho before I saw that, so.

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

well it's more burroughs biopic by way of batshit naked lunch logic

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Does he teach a boy to poop on command like in the book?

Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Naked Lunch is for real my vote.

kenan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

It's a film about the book rather than a film of it.

Don't remember poop sorry.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

its not really a film of the book, its more like a film about the writing of the book, using the imagery of the book (if that makes sense)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

(I voted Scanners for being the coolest poster in the world when I was 13 and for spawning its own genre.)

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

x-posts
haha no it's pretty tame as far as that stuff but there's a bug with a talking asshole and there's mugwump jism

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

it's less a film about the book or of the book but a film about the writing of the book or of writing the book using the imagery of the book

jeff, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

it's about killing your wife and everyone who looks like her

marmotwolof, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

it's not so much a film about the book or of the book or about the writing of the book but a film about reading the book while thinking about how a film of the book would look using the imagery of the book

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 14 June 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

eXistenZ for me too followed by A History of Violence and Naked Lunch.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 14 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

As much as I love his classic stuff, A History of Violence trumps all.

rockapads, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

videodrome. always and forever.

original bgm, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

AHOV was such a turd.

milo z, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

I liked it. I think the only one I didn't enjoy all that much is Spider, but I still have the DVD for some reason so I guess I should give it another shot.

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

doubtful it'll be more interesting the second time by.

remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I've watched it at least two or three times. Cronenberg is one of my faves, which is why I bought it sight unseen and it has stuck in my craw that I couldn't get into it.

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

thank god i'm not the only person who disliked ahov

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

but it has Aragorn killing dudes bare handed

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

DEATH TO ILXDROME LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH

latebloomer, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

"Papers, please. What is the purpose of your visit, and what is your profession?"
"I write reports. I'm a writer, and I intend to write reports on life
in ILXia for the citizens of the U.S.A."
"Do you have any proof of what you say? How do we know
you are really a writer?"
"Well, I have a writing device."
"That's not good enough. Show us."
"Show you?"
"Write something."
"Write something?"
"Yes. Write something."
"Joan... Joan..."
"What is it, Bill? Are we there yet?"
"Almost, Joan. But I guess it's about time
for our William Tell routine."
"Sure, Bill."

*Bill shoots Joan*

"Welcome to ILXia."

marmotwolof, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

Existenz was kinda bad. I heard for a while that he was doing an adaptation of "London Fields" and then I didn't hear it anymore. That would be a fantastic thing.

Morley Timmons, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and "Crash" is awesome

Morley Timmons, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

i like every cronenberg movie, in different ways
dude's excellent crazy yet calm/cool and i like him a lot
which is pos also why i like david lynch so much, though lynch is not so calm

rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

it's weird how lynch and cronenberg are so often compared, considering how vastly different their films are..is it because they both make unconventional movies and are named david?

latebloomer, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

They're both pretty heavily influenced by Surrealism.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

Their films are COMPLETELY different, if for no other reason than Cronenberg's are watchable. ;P

Also way more low-budget looking/nerdical feeling...I doubt Lynch would ever do something like SCANNERS or even a PKD adaptation at all.

Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

THE BROOD
http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/brood.jpg

La Lechera, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

dead ringers

and what, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 15 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Missed these results somehow. Videodrome rightly dominating with Naked Lunch MIA.

marmotwolof, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Videodrome = good ideas, middling execution

Rock Hardy, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

i think i voted for dead ringers? existenz is great though

daria-g, Monday, 2 July 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

Videodrome = good ideas, middling execution

story of his life until what, the fly? but what ideas! they make the films worth watching.

I voted for crash

Edward III, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

teh fly/eXistenZ/videodrome trifecta for me, impossible to choose between them

he's one of those guys i'm a sucker for; even his crappiest stuff i find things to like about

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

I really can not ever know what people saw in History of Violence.

Eric H., Monday, 2 July 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

the creepiness and awkwardness - waht else???

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

I hated it. Shocking that nobody voted for Spider! I would have.

admrl, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

x-post
the violence

marmotwolof, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I liked Dead Ringers too. But then Existenz was TERRIBLE. I don't understand David Cronenberg.

admrl, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

For Spider as his best movie? Seriously?

marmotwolof, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, Spider is my favourite probably.

admrl, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

Or maybe Shivers, that's another decent one.

admrl, Monday, 2 July 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

well hey I still have it...it's an out of print DVD already, too. (though 59 Used & new from $2.00 on amazon so nothing to brag about)

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Spider that is, haven't seen Shivers I don't think

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

I can't really remember if I voted for The Fly or The Brood here.

Eric H., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't seen the brood but the fly definitely "worked" best of the ones i've seen (i do have a possibly unhealthy affection for movies that don't "work" though)

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

I know that I voted for The Brood, so there was only one other person. If no one else comes forward, it had to be you!

La Lechera, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

I love how all his movies sort've exude Canadianness, even the newer ones! The Brood and Scanners are the most Canadiany ones of his I've seen.

Dan I., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

I assume all the earlier movies are even more so.

Dan I., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Viggo is in his new one (September), also Naomi Watts.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

toss-up between videodrome the fly and dead ringers. i voted videodrome because for me that's the quintessential Cronenberg.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)


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