It looks like POLLS...aren't the only thing to hit ILX today: DAVID "SUNGLASSES" CARUSO

Okay this has to be "Twins".

his work in the Crime Story pilot tops all this shit f realz

Where is NONE HE IS A COCK option.

there isn't, because clearly david caruso is awesome

He is one of the few cocks in Hollywood who is also awesome.

you better vote jade or the universe is gonna be pissed

KING OF NEW YORK!

he's kind of LOL ARCHIE in First Blood, so that's my vote.

THIS SO CSI MIAMI IS NOT EVEN FUNNY AND IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT THEN STFU & DONT VOTE AND IF YOU HAVENT SEE THIS I PITY U SO AT LEAST WATCH IT ALTHOUGH I DONT KNOW HOW THEY LEFT OUT "IM GONNA GET U" AKA HIS CATCH PHRASE

hahaha the scream

I would've voted for just those Yaooooooow!s, but no way am I voting for all of CSI:Miami.

cosign

i choose JADE, aka the video that NEVER GOT RENTED, as it brings back memories of first job at video store.

King of New York edges out Mad Dog and Glory.

Body Count? He was the bassplayer?

you missed one, that series he did after NYPD Blue where he was a district attorney. series was named after character, Michael, er, (googles) "Michael Hayes"

i always enjoyed him in HSB, mostly for the hat.
http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=EamonnMcCusker/HillStreet04.jpg

I think I stopped watching CSI (all version) because of his lopsided facial expression. To think I used to find him... endearing at one point.

YAAAAOOOWW!!!

HUDSON HAWK???

Sleazy guy w/ goatee: You can't prove any of it.
Horatio Caruso: We'll just see... *dramatic head turn for profile shot* ... about that.
*cue title sequence and 55 minutes of hot blondes in lab coats w/ kruder dorfmeister music*
Victimized hot latino woman: Thank you, Horatio Caruso.
Horatio Caruso: You just take care of your adorable Latino child.
*10 shot sequence of Horatio putting on his sunglasses*

I love that show.

dude last night i watched an episode where they were like fighting a video game, it was completely bizarre. then like suddenly at the very end there was a five minute sequence where the blonde girl like went all batshit on her long-time-ago ex-bf who is also a cop, being all like "well if your police investigative techniques are anything like your techniques of dealing with me, i think you are a bad cop and i will also question your suspect who is obviously actually guilty!!! lol!" and it's like what the hell is she talking about? caruso didn't even show up again, it was disappointing.

I would've voted for just those Yaooooooow!s, but no way am I voting for all of CSI:Miami.

but the whole show is just abt setting up scenarios/tension for him to deliver said yaaaaaaooooowz. and it's not like they're rare or anything.

yeah i mean most episodes are 80% caruso saying increasingly ludicrious nonsense. the best was still when he just announced all straight faced that someone at the rave got hit with a dirty bomb.

You Dropped A Bomb On Me (Dirty Techno Remix)

WTF why is YAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW not a poll option?

"I'm The Fiber King, Dave. I'm The Fiber King."

You can tell he takes all his scripts home and spends the night retyping each of his lines with the first letter of every word capitalized, like the reverse of hoffman or whoever it was that said they take all the punctuation and capitalization out

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE THINK "CSI: MIAMI" IS BUT THE "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOW" OPTION? HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASK THIS QUESTION? THE POLL ENDS AT LIKE 7PM EST TONIGHT SO REALLY GET YOUR "WHERE IS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOW? I'VE OBVIOUSLY NOT EVER SEEN CSI: MIAMI AND DON'T KNOW THAT THAT IS THE ENTIRE SHOW" INQUIRIES IN ON TIME!!!

Any CSI: Miami w/ minimal Caruso is a waste of everyone's time.

Although I do enjoy the black mortician lady who calls all the corpses "honey" b/c she's black and she cares.

omg you mean the lady from newsradio.

Yeah. Also great is how CSI: Caruso makes no attempts to even touch that CSI's are nerdy scientists. Horatio Caruso drives a Hummer and is always strapped. The whole subplot of his brother is hella confusing though. First it was like his brother was killed, then disappered, then apparently he was hiding out somewhere and Horatio chartered a private jet for his brother's widow (???) to see him. Watching them out of order is hard :/

Oh, and I liked how the guy trying to steal his brother's widow from him was both in internal affairs and beat on her. 'How can we show the audience that he is the bad guy?' Dur.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Hahaha this is so perfect for this thread :D

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

Soooo good.

hey.... fuck you.