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Who else could have started this? And I just realized I don't give a shit for almsot every one of his films. Still, in reverse chronological order:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Donnie Darko (2001)	13
Bubble Boy (2001)	6
Zodiac (2007)	3
Brokeback Mountain	3
The Good Girl (2002)	2
The Day After Tomorrow (2004)	2
"Homicide: Life on the Street" (1 episode, 1994)	1
October Sky (1999)	1
Josh and S.A.M. (1993)	0
Homegrown (1998) .... Jake/Blue Kahan	0
A Dangerous Woman (1993)	0
Lovely & Amazing (2001)	0
Highway (2002)	0
Moonlight Mile (2002)	0
Proof (2005)	0
Jarhead (2005)	0
Threesome (starring Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong) (2006)	0
City Slickers (1991)	0

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

DONNIE DARKO. duhhhhhhhh!!!! More pics on thread, please.

― Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

Threesome's so disgusting, though. Jake's too good for them.

― Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

This is hard. I thought he was great in Jarhead.

― Drooone, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

OCTOBER SKY better win!

But it won't; le sigh...

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Was Highway shitt? I can't really remember it.

― Drooone, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

This is hard. I thought he was great in Jarhead.

You mean John Thomas, of course.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Bubble Boy just because I am constantly amused that the titular character in that movie is now a major star.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS WHY

http://nickolas17dp.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/jake_gyllenhaal_02.jpg.w300h474.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to be obvious and go for Donnie Darko. Actually I'm embarrased to realise I haven't seen him in anything else.

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

EVEN CASUAL FANS ACKNOWLEDGE HIS JAKENESS

http://today.ccopinion.com/images/2006/2006-01-gyllenhaal-bush2.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/media/october1.jpg

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/media/october4.jpg

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/media/october5.jpg

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

Look at how earnest and excited he is about science! *rrrowr*

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/october_sky/_group_photos/jake_gyllenhaal1.jpg

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

god he's terrible

― ghost rider, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

i am voting for the homicide episode

― ghost rider, Friday, 15 June 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

where is 'Blasted From a Cannon (2007)'?

― gabbneb, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

'Head Reduction Surgery (2008)'?

― gabbneb, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

no option for "those Oscar after-party pics where he's embarassing Ang Lee"

― milo z, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/jakeoscars.jpg

― Tape Store, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys the answer is clearly bubble boy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Donnie Darko, that movie is special to me & Jake's acting is great.

Jarhead & Brokeback Mountain are good too but I can't forgive his moustache in the latter

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah and Bubble Boy is awesome!

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

jarhead and brokeback mountain are both bad, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, I liked both of them.

― Drooone, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

the one where he goes to seattle to hang out with kurdt cobain and selma blair with jared leto and an alligator boy is sooooooooooo bad. i just watched proof the other night and he was remarkably watchable. bubble boy is wacky. maybe i'll vote for the good girl. that movie wasn't horrible.

― scott seward, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

I think that might be Highway.
I had a feeling it was horrible, but I couldn't quite remember.

― Drooone, Friday, 15 June 2007 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

the only answer is that drunk photo montage

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

cosign

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

Threesome (starring Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong)

Sub P. Sarsgaard for the biker and let's shoot it.

He was gr8 in Bubble Boy.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 15 June 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

I went for the gay option, in more ways than one.

― chap, Friday, 15 June 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh the good girl, that movie was so bad and awful, it was just like a lengthy exercise in "what kind of awful shit can we do to these characters next" and also jennifer aniston, take her off my television. still, it wasn't as bad as that movie she did that was some graduate "sequel".

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

i mean poor john c. reilly, what the hell.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

he was hilarious in that

― jhøshea, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

when he finally kills himself i was like THANK FUCKING GOD JUST SHUT UP JESUS STOP WHINING which i am not really sure was the intention? also i kept hoping jennifer aniston would then kill herself too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

and then john c. reilly would become a racecar driver and will ferrell would show up and my day would be saved.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

you'll be stunned to learn I liked The Good Girl.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

i was like THANK FUCKING GOD JUST SHUT UP JESUS STOP WHINING which i am not really sure was the intention?

I'm pretty sure that was the intention, really.

― milo z, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think you understand my levels of elation, and how important the "then i hoped the rest of the cast would follow" caveat was.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 15 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

donnie fucking darko???

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

you're all a bunch of emos

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

your taste is suspect

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

Who the fuck voted for Zodiac and that "Homicide" episode?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

Donnie Darko, AWRIGHT. No shame from this quarter.

― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really care what a bunch of emos think of my taste.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/M/My_Chemical_Romance/My.Chemical.Romance-band-2004.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

"we are not amused"

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

i saw those guys today, in baltimore, i think

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 17 June 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

THATS what MCR look like? Holy shit they're ugly.

― Trayce, Sunday, 17 June 2007 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

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