CLASSY LADIES PART 1: NAOMI WATTS

Mulholland Dr. (2001) .... Betty Elms/Diane Selwyn

(even tho the movie wasn't all that)

(let's see if ILX tells me to shut up inna Morbs stylee)

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What the fuck, they're remaking the Birds. This summer... SEE unbearable tension and implied horror replaced by hyperactive CGI seagulls!

wtf five remakes for Watts in this decade?? (The Ring 1&2, Kong, Funny Games, The Birds.) Get 1 new agent.

she can star in anything and i'd still <3 her

yes true!

mullholand drive in a walk tho

Tank Girl!

It's great you gave us an opportunity to vote for movies that aren't even made yet.

Wtf, there's a remake of Funny Games coming? Who the hell saw a point in remaking that? It's not like the plot or the characters are that interesting, it's all in the execution (no pun intended).

Maybe this time they'll do the execution correctly...?

ok jhosh your taste in ladies, we have to talk about it.

No we don't.

what u no like class?

Just because he hasn't started a cokewhore thread

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Naomi Watts or Cate Blanchett.

naomi watts is the most boring looking individual on the face of the planet.

lol dan you really, really hate julianne moore, don't you

cate blanchett is ok, i'll go with that one

theyve got history, must be

xp

lol dan you really, really hate julianne moore, don't you

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

she's such a random actress to hate

ok dan, got to know, please explain

I'm guessing the explanation is going to be Alex-in-NYC-esque.

naomi watts is gorgeous

& will include the words "fetid," "toejam," and "chlyamidia"

she is cute

She looks fittest in I Heart Huckabees, but it was a rotten movie I thought.

jude law cannot do an american accent.

naomi can, however:)

yeah she looks best in huckabees but the problem is that isabelle huppert AND isla fisher are both in that movie too. also you are wrong, that movie is awesome.

so so funny

WORRRRRRRRRRD!

I saw it in a sleep-deprived state on a long haul flight, and I found it incredibly irksome and far too pleased with itself. I was really looking forward to it as well, having adored Three Kings.

also the part where marky mark just throws jude law to the ground

in fact ALL of the parts where jude law just gets hit

JET GIRL

Once upon a time, Dan and some friends rented "The Big Lebowski". Everything about the movie was fun and entertaining except for the horrible, fingernails-on-chalkboard character portrayed by Julianne Moore that was so far out of step with the tone of caricature portayed by the other actors that it wasn't even funny. Dan and friends then watched the DVD extras where Julianne Moore claimed to be going for a posh upper-class American boarding school accent with her character. Dan and his wife, having gone to school with a shit-ton of posh upper-class American boarding school kids, instantly called bullshit on this lame-ass attempt to cover up a horribly-botched English accent. Dan and friends then went on to watch "Magnolia" in this same movie-watching session, which was not only one of the worst pieces of shit Dan had ever seen in his entire life, but also included another histrionic, out-of-step performance from Julianne Moore, who basically was becoming more and more and more punchable by the second. At that moment, Ms. Moore went on the hated list. Her position was cememtned when Dan and wife were dragged against their will to see "The Hours", a movie so heinously awful and misguided that it almost made Dan hate Toni Collette. That movie elevated Julianne Moore to the position of "most loathsome actress in Hollywood who really can't act for shit yet somehow keeps getting work, probably because she is easy to work with and/or she has mob connections".

THE END

PS: "I <3 Huckabees" is DA BOMB

"I <3 Huckabees" is DA BOMB

lol

also, Dan, the list of JM movies from the other thread was her "fuk u I MAKE SHIT MOVIES" list COME ON

yeah her part in The Big Lebowski is the worst part of an amazing movie, but yeah she sucks in it.

You guys have all seen the clip of Lily Tomlin and the director screaming obscenties at each other on set, right????

man do you guys ever remember the beat poetry part in tank girl

that movie was amazing

i think she's just fine in big lebowski

has anyone watched the extras on the dvd? the weird interview tomlin and hoffman's characters conduct with robert thurman????

xpost tank fucking girl? srsly?

it should now me mentioned that marky mark is a far superior actor to any of these polled so far

yeah dan that all makes sense but what abt safe, boogie nights etc

After my experiences, I have spent most of the intervening years avoiding films that feature Julianne Moore. Ergo, I haven't seen "Safe", "Boogie Nights", etc. (Did see "Children of Men", though, which was great.)

you and julianne just got off on the wrong foot is all, lets try to patch thing up ok.

marky mark is basically the best actor who ever existed.

NEW POLL :D

YES MARKY MARK

BUT HOW DO I DECIDED WHAT TO VOTE FOR?

OMG I was about to vote Mulholland until Tombot reminded me of the sheer fucking genius of Tank Girl. I luv that movie.

(Did see "Children of Men", though, which was great.)

EXACTLY

IS KATE WINSLET NOT A CLASSY LADY?

Interesting to see how many votes the films yet to be released receive.

Wtf, there's a remake of Funny Games coming? Who the hell saw a point in remaking that?

I think it's an American version, ne c'est pas?

Also, Naomi Watts is totally cute.

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her post-Lynch career has disappointed me (le divorce was a flaming mound o'shit), but her perfomance in Mulholland Drive is easily one of the best performances by an actress in the last 20 or so years. and she is cute too.

M Dr.

Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996)

I have this on a VHS tape. It was only a dollar, and it features this great scene where a guy gets split into two pieces by a rolling stretcher.

TOMBOT OTM

http://www.kideternal.com/Jetgirl/Pictures/Jet%20Hot.JPG

Naomi's Ring > the original.

Wah? Altho I didn't really *understand* The Ring (the orig.) I would never call the remake better than the original.

ok so i had no idea she was a voice in babe: pig in the city. noami watts was in babe: pig in the city, and that, imo, is the clincher.

her perfomance in Mulholland Drive is easily one of the best performances by an actress in the last 20 or so years.

8080 my favorite since gena rowlands in woman under the influence which is pretty much my favorite so there

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Mulholland Drive in win shockah.

Yay, someone else vote for Tank Girl! That's an underrated film, besides Watts and Lori Petty (superhot!) there's Ice-T as a kangaroo and Malcolm McDowell as a bad guy as a bad guy who dodges bullets in the most ridivulous way imaginable (won't spoil it).