MARKY "MARK WAHLBERG" MARK

With out him, "The Big Hit" would have been unbearable.

so many of these movies would be completely unbearable without him!

"Calvin Klein's no friend of mine, so I don't like Marky, or the Mon-archy"

ARGGHH DEPARTED I HEART HUCKABEES THREE KINGS BOOGIE NIGHTS WHAT DO I DOOOOO!?!1!

three kings also stars george clooney who is the hottest man alive in the entire world ever so i went with that one.

come on, Schef. No "Good Vibrations" video, no credibility.

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i voted for planet of the apes as a joke

Three Kings is the best movie, but Marky Mark is beyond perfect in I <3 Huckabee.

you know, i just copy-pasted kind of blindly off imdb but i really should've done better with this poll, i'm sorry, brian.

everything marky mark does in huckabees is like paul-rudd-in-whas levels of omg wtf 8080

Planet of the Apes (do not vote for this, even as a joke)

OTM. god that movie is so offensively bad. i loved the way it looked, though. they got the design/effects part right.

"good vibrations" is also a very good song.

Everyone should rent Shooter when it hits DVD. Even with the chick with the annoying face.

i really cant decide, i think ive narrowed it down to departed and boogie noghts

I'm a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.

I liked when James Lipton got to the "least favorite word" question and he made this look at Lipton like "o u bich" and then replied instantly "Marky Mark"

P.O.T.A. really wasn't that bad. I mean, Helena Bonham-Carter made up as an ape, people. And the new ending was funny.

yeah i mean boogie nights is the best movie but then when i think abt the departed such intense affection just wells up - i cant control it.

three kings also stars george clooney who is the hottest man alive in the entire world ever so i went with that one.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, June 15, 2007 10:33 AM (Friday, June 15, 2007 10:33 AM) Bookmark Link

NEW POLL

I went with Departed because Marky Mark is so awesome in it, but Three Kings is v v close second.

The big problem I had with "The Departed" is that the first half is a bag of sick. The second half is unbelievably awesome, but UGH that beginning!

ok george clooney poll it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also i own both of marky mark's albums! one of them they're all posing like badasses in front of a SAAB!!!!

my favorite part in Departed is when Mr. French is beating the shit out of some dude and stops to SLICK BACK HIS HAIR. what a badass. I also enjoyed roffling at the idea of a body being found in the Fenway Marshes.

Really it's a toss-up between him & Will Smith for greatest actor of our generation though, funny how 90s hip hop gave so many people this weird side-door entry into acting for the screen

UH

P.O.T.A. really wasn't that bad. I mean, Helena Bonham-Carter made up as an ape, people. And the new ending was funny.

-- blueski, Friday, June 15, 2007 2:40 PM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

the ending/reversed-order time travel thing was the only thing they seemed to put any thought into besides the sets and effects. otherwise it was just a really dumb chase/action movie with talking apes. thats what pisses me off: the recipe was there, but instead of spaghetti we got noodles and ketchup.

the 2nd MM album has that GREAT part in the intro where they have somebody other than MW yelling NINETEEN NINETY MOTHERFUCKIN TWO!!!

wahlberg's crotch is its own discrete entity and deserves its own poll

OMG HIS DIK SO BIG U SEE BOOGINE NITEZ

hahahaha NINETEEN NINETY MOTHERFUCKIN TWO!!! is how all songs should be introduced is the thing

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ha I just watched Shooter, it was awesome.
Levon Helm??!!

An entire series of movies starring the Helm character would be brilliant.

"Still got the shovel!"

Marky Mark should have played Crockett, y/n?

y

I enjoyed Planet of The Apes. Thoroughly. But I didn't vote for it because I totally missed this poll.
Actually—I don't know—maybe I DID vote for it and then forgot all about it.

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SO MANY FRAGS

i though 'shooter' kind of sucked -- terrible ending anyways.

'we own the night' was nicely done.

I Heart Huckabees 6

^^^4-5-1

he's fucking great in that film.

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"Shooter" didn't kind of suck. It sucked like George Michael in a public restroom. It sucked more ass than a lipo clinic.