BEST MOVIE WITH A COMPUTER IN IT

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* A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password i1
* The most relevant information is displayed in a separate windows right in the middle of the screen, but there's ne1
* Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see Fortre1
* All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated1
* Most computers, no matter how small, are able to produce reality-defying three-dimensional, active animation, phot1
* Word processors never display a cursor. 0
* If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access them. 0
* No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application softw0
* The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has (Aliens). However, everyone must have been highly traine0
* Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performan0
* Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face (see Alien, 0
* Either a Jacob's Ladder or a Van Der Graaf Generator is absolutely necessary for the operation of new, experimenta0
* One can issue any complex set of commands in a few keystokes (see Star Trek). 0
* The internet connects to everything in the movies. You can edit credit records, search hotel registries, lookup po0
* Smashing the VDU prevents the whole system from working (see Speed). 0
* When the power plant/missile-site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire buil0
* Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems0
* You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. 0
* All monitors display inch-high letters. 0
* High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to0
* Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES&q0
* All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned0
* Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the0
* The really advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer. (See The Hunt For Red October or Alien) 0
* Corollary: sending data to a modem/tape drive/printer faster than expected causes it to explode. 0
* People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data. (See the opening credits for The Hunt F0
* Any PERMISSION DENIED error has an OVERRIDE function (see Demolition Man and countless others). 0
* You can launch nuclear missiles from any bedroom using an analog modem, but only if you know a single secret passw0


The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

ID4

TOMBOT, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

These aren't movies.

Ms Misery, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

These are BETTER thna movies

Will M., Friday, 15 June 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Yes well Mr. 18 yr old should learn to write more accurate thread titles.

Ms Misery, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

a/s/organ donor?

The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 15 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

omg five-way tie. unprecedented!

The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

I like Jurassic Park because my computer was in it. (Well, the rack my computer is in was in it.) Other than that, the movie sucks.

shieldforyoureyes, Saturday, 16 June 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

I am pretty glad poll function wasn't around in custos era, much as I'll normally booost the guy.

Abbott, Saturday, 16 June 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)


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