WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: WHAT IS BEST LINE Y/N

This is going to take some serious deliberation.

"Your hands are magic. You, sir, are a magician."

ohhhhhhh i knew i forgot a bunch. i basically ignored everything molly shannon says, by accident.

Girl I've been hanging with once had a WHAS-themed party/drinking game :> :>

shot of bourbon every time paul rudd flips someone off would get you alcohol poisoning

finish your beer whenever Molly Shannon cries

"Douchebags are hygienic products, so I take that as a compliment."

oh i also forgot "this is neither the time nor the place to talk about this. meet me at the picnic table, in ten seconds"

"Hey, can you pick me up some lube!? (it's for my pussy!)"

"when we first started hanging out, this morning, we were just friends. but things change, and now i am in love with you."

hahaha

We need the entire lyrics to the song during the training sequence.

I SAID NO

Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

i voted for andy cleaning the mess hall because it is genius

everything david hyde pierce does in this movie gives me a huge humor boner

also five minutes of andy cleaning up mess hall is more classic than whatever bullshit comedy was on the AFI list, but ben pantomiming the dance belt is like objectively the funniest thing ever committed to tape

"Hey, can you pick me up some lube!? (it's for my pussy!)"
-- Jordan, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:24

OTM.

Also, "It's just barbeque sauce."

oh! and you missed "the ultimate" "you mean penis-in-vagina?" "no, dickhead, SEX"

Zak Orth = underheralded secret weapon of WHAS.

Him eating french fries beats even the mess hall clean up.

any scene that GENE is in is brilliant.

the specific high point of the mess hall = when he's putting on his jacket, and his arm catches in the sleeve, and he just all-out stops trying and looking at the ceiling in exasperation, as if life is SO UNFAIR (this firmly surpassing Keisha Knight-Pulliam's performance as Rudy Huxtable in a similar cleaning-is-too-hard routine)

and yet I still gave a sympathy vote to "I don't see any reason we can't be places on time" ... I mean, grow up, guys, we're in our imaginary late 20s, stop being so immature and irresponsible

"McKinley and Ben! We've got something for you! ... It's a chaise lounge. We hope you don't have one already, we have a receipt."

"oh it will match the chenille throw my sister gave us! you guys!"

XPOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

Jesus!

"just stop picking it up! leave it on the ground!"

ahh the best part about the "we'll all be in our late 20s by then. i don't see any reason why we can't be places on time" bit is when mckinley says "good, because I have something at 11"

"I don't see any reason we can't be places on time" ... I mean, grow up, guys, we're in our imaginary late 20s, stop being so immature and irresponsible

When of course they're all at least 29 already. :>

Ha, I was about to add that! "Look, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't move it, because I've already moved it twice."

I only just realized that the vegetable can = BEN KATZ.

wtf are my posts disappearing?

you left out the whole victor sequence from the van crash to the motorcycle chase!

i didn't really think that a 10 minute scene counted as a "line"!

well at least the part with the singing + oh shit + crash

that is really good

isn't the vegetable can jon benjamin?

anyway, i voted for "you taste like a burger. i don't like you anymore"

hearing DHP utter "fuck my cock!" for the first time was like being beaned with a baseball of made of solid comedy gold, i srsly lost my shit

(h john benjamin = ben katz on dr katz)

(i like to think of the character as superceding the guy's actual existence)

I've never seen this movie.

wow out of all the people in the world, i'd have expected you to have seen this like 8 trillion times

I'm surprised "I want you inside me" didn't make the cut. Not that I would've voted for it, but still. I'll probably go with something Rudd-related.

The last time I watched this movie, I fast-forwarded through all the Molly Shannon bits. Can't stand her.

Schef - I know, right? It is coming down at 173/kbs now.

the whispered "it's for my PUSSY" is easily the winner!

my mind just boggled at the realization that ben is the same actor as sack lodge from wedding crashers

i have never seen this movie

THAT IS WHO HE IS!!! IT WAS BUGGING ME THE WHOLE TIME!

strongo, it's basically the platinum breakz II of comedy

gene = adam f
coop = j-majik

i found out some close friends of mine watched this movie recently and didnt like it... and i kinda wondered why they are my friends after that.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

YOU'RE DOING IT! YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT!

I'm sure it's edging into common knowledge territory by now, but you guys are aware of the 'sequel', right?

psyched

oh man! count me in!

"...and Jessica Alba!"

The best line in the movie was in a deleted scene.

Fogelnist:

"It feels so good when the cum comes out"

Me OTM

so who's gonna start the "best deleted line from WHAS" poll then

(for the record it's "i need PAR-SLEY!")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSxq-JCrLag&NR=1

David Wain & Paul Rudd perform "The Confrontation" from Les Miz

YOU DICKS MADE THIS POLL TOO SHORT.

The best line in the movie was in a deleted scene.

Fogelnist:

"It feels so good when the cum comes out"

Who is the guy who puts the tape in the VCR? I can't figure this out.

WTF, make the polls a little longer next time.

No way, polls should be one day only, I've already forgotten about most of these.

this movie

Listen, Coop - last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, *cut*. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.