YOUR FAVORITE WACK-ASS 80's CARTOON

wait are we voting for the worst

damn you harvell NOW I HAVE THE BEVERLY HILLS TEENS THEME IN MY HEAD

lol lol

turbo teen is just as scary as i recall

I've never seen Kissyfur but I voted for it b/c I like the name. In fact the only one of these I remember is shirt-tales (woo-hoo).

a cleaned-up david lee roth video * the 'the future's so bright, i gotta wear shades' video from 'head of the class' =
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4AjEZy7J6M

fuck u for making me google "Foofur"

i've had the themesong from denver, the last dinosaur in my head for the past three days :(

i have NO IDEA WHY

he's your friend

AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

"denver, the last dinosaur with benefits"

Foofur played a role in the case Nationwide Insurance v. Board of Trustees of the University of Illinois, 116 F.3d 1154 (7th Cir., 1997). The case dealt with an insurer's duty to defend an insured party in light of the insured's intentional acts of property damage. The insured, a drunken college student, tried to spell out "Foofur" on the football field with lighter fluid, and then burn it permanently into the astroturf. Although he did not manage to spell out more than "Foo", he did succeed in causing $600,000 damage to the astroturf. The court held that such an act was not within the insurance policy's liability coverage.

http://www.df.lth.se/~ola/pictures/sinclair.jpg

"foofur" was, and still is, my dad's special word for a fart.

i've had the themesong from denver, the last dinosaur in my head for the past three days :(

I've had the ABC Saturday morning "After these messages ... we'll be RIGHT BACK" jingle in my head for the past week.

i want BIONIC SIX. failing that, I would settle for THE LITTLES.

omg I don't know if this is Turbo Teen or Shirt Tails

Wait duh, I'm not gay; TURBO TEEN

all of you can go straight to hell

OMG JAYMC

i am going to be doing that all day now

at least it will get the fucking garrison keillor voice out of my head

Oh man, Kidd Video! Did he ever get out of the video? I've been burning to know!

what the holy fuck is that dinosaur thing

jim henson's dinosaurs

The show is set, initially, in 60,000,003 BC with the years, months and days counting toward zero (in one episode, Robbie asks his father if he ever questions what they are counting down to). The show centers around the Sinclair family (a reference to Sinclair Oil Corporation which uses a dinosaur as its logo, and also to Earl Holding, its principal owner): the father (Earl Sinclair), the mother (Fran Sinclair), the son (Robbie Sinclair), the daughter (Charlene Sinclair), the baby (Baby Sinclair), and the grandmother (Ethyl Phillips). (Curiously, they all appear to belong to wildly different species: Earl, Fran and Robbie look like carnivorous dinosaurs, and Charlene resembles a herbivore.) Earl's job is to push over trees for the Wesayso Corporation (alluding to the fact that petroleum comes from compresed trees and other organic matter, keeping with the petroleum theme of the show) with his friend and coworker Roy Hess (Hess Corporation is another regional petroleum chain). Another reference to petroleum companies is Earl's boss, named B.P. Richfield.

One of the most popular characters on the show is the mischievous Baby, occasionally referred to as "Junior" until the second season where he was officially named "Baby Sinclair". Baby is voiced and puppeteered by Kevin Clash, best known as the voice of Elmo on Sesame Street. His favorite pastime is to hit Earl repeatedly over the head with a frying pan while shouting, "Not the mama!" Frequently, when Earl is hurt, Baby will throw his arms up enthusiastically and exclaim, "Again!" A music video was produced for a song based on another of Baby's catchphrases, "I'm the Baby, Gotta Love Me".

Wait but that wasn't a cartoon.

puppetry is a gray area

i was just trying to ruin y'alls day like Foofur ruined mine. sorry, let's get back on track people.

oh shit Kidd Video

OH SHIT THEME SONG IN HEAD NOW

We're gonna be rockin'
We're gonna be rollin', oh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
(oh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
FROM MY VIDEO
TO MY RADIO

What happened to "Dungeons and Dragons"????

haha apparently 900 nostalgia-ridden blogs have already made the "denver the last dinosaur with benefits" revelation u_u

xpost dan i had to edit out a lot of crappy 80s cartoons!

Earl looks more like an herbivore to me! An ankylosaurus face or something

In a handful of episodes, Master Blaster attempts to capture other musicians from Earth to exploit their music, but only one (Lionel Richie) is referred to by name.

...

In very early episodes it seems as if the band is exploring the Flipside for the fun of it and they can leave whenever they feel like it. Soon, they are portrayed as being trapped there and in constant search for some way back home.

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In later episodes a music video usually plays in the middle of a show, often as a ploy by the band to distract someone so they can escape, reminiscent of the "musical chase scenes" that originated in the classic animated series Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?.

When the series was re-run in syndication in later years, all the music videos had to be removed to avoid paying royalties. The pop music that played in the background during certain animated sequences was replaced using original songs played by the band.

There's always all those shows based on video games:

Pac Man, Q-bert, Pole Position(the cars could talk!)

http://www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/Pac_ManTV.jpg

honestly i have no idea what any of these things are besides the ghostbusters cartoon

let's not forget PSA's

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/af/200px-Kim_Fields_One_to_Grow_On.png

oh pole position was pretty sweet, i liked the theme song to that show.

http://www.80sanimation.com/pole-position/images/pic1.jpg

Weren't those all part of the same Namco-driven show?

The Q-Bert one was just... silly.

http://www.80sanimation.com/ is disappointingly bare

The 80s were an interesting time for Frank Welker; one minute lending steely menace to Megatron, the next groaning unintelligibly as the gay ass unicorn on Dungeons & Dragons.

Where is the Mr T cartoon strongo?

Voted M.A.S.K. because I inherited the toys from an older sibling and I think I may have seen the M.A.S.K. movie once.

i watched saturday morning kids television a few weeks ago and they were showing the littles! and some shit called hannah montana.

His favorite pastime is to hit Earl repeatedly over the head with a frying pan while shouting, "Not the mama!" Frequently, when Earl is hurt, Baby will throw his arms up enthusiastically and exclaim, "Again!" A music video was produced for a song based on another of Baby's catchphrases, "I'm the Baby, Gotta Love Me".

idiots in middle school wouldn't shut up about this

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0682/

I don't remember 99% of these cuz I wasn't "allowed" to watch cartoons (this did not stop me, of course) but my vote goes to Ghostbusters for introducing young me to H.P. Lovecraft/Cthulhu/Necronomicon

but where's Thundercats and its numerous rip-offs/spinoffs (there was one in space in particular that I liked, blanking on the name, but it had the same essential premise and was Rankin Bass)

Numerous... Thundercats... spin-offs????

monchichi's are pretty fucked up

Roffles:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LLBAct2MYbU&mode=related&search=

"From the shells of the sea
We'll make a fine neck-a-lace
then we'll stop cryin
and have a happy Barnacolis"

hey wait i didn't notice this before but i remember the ed grimley cartoon being good. but i also have fond cartoon network broadcast of shitty shit from the bottom of the barrel hanna barbera vault-bred memories of wait til your father gets home

Grimley was totally hanging-chadded by its accidental (or was it?) pairing with Centurions.

You know what though? Fuck that cartoon. That cartoon sucked. I used to get depressed when it came on.

That cartoon was like the weird flavored liquor that's the only thing left at the end of the party when you still want to get drunker.

I remember the Real Ghostbusters with blonde-haired Egon. I never could understand why they made him and Peter look so different. There was also a comic based on that cartoon that was published in Finnish for several years.

It's amazing how many of these made their way to Finland. Besides the ones on the list we had Thundercats, Gobots, Alf (the animated one, not the sitcom with a puppet), Snorks, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Robotech, Captain Planet, Masters of the Universe, etc. But Transformers was only shown on satellite, and I was so jealous of this one friend who had it and who could watch the show.

M.A.S.K. light years ahead of the competition here, worthy victor.

omg the animated Alf series wtf was that about

it was about Alf

he was this alien

from the planet Melmac

he ate cats and shit

dogtanian was the most depressing children's show.

Bravestarr bitches

There was also an Alf comic book which also ran for a few years too in Finland. It focused on his life on Earth (like the sitcom but unlike the animation), but had a lot more SF and fantasy stuff (time traveling, etc.) due to obvious lack of budget restrictions.

Maybe we should have separate poll for animation/toyline based comics?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=px5njG8ikvo

i'm too young for most of the shit at the beginning of the thread

deej otm

Whoever else voted Inhumanoids, I kiss you.
It was I. I never owned any of the toys. GI Joe was my action figure of choice.
I could only watch Inhumanoids when I stayed home sick from school. It took on this mythical status.

Also MIA = WWF

rockin' wrestling!

I voted for Beverly Hills Teens and this is really all the justification I need.

x-post you can get a complete Inhumanoids DVD set for like 10 pounds on Amazon uk, I might go for it.

you know we forgot that one with Mr. T in it

aka 'Mr. T'

WTF these polls are too short

Where is the Mr T cartoon strongo?

-- nickalicious, Friday, June 15, 2007 6:56 PM (4 days ago)

That's what I'm SAYIN.

So what was the cartoon on USA that had a bunch of weird alien creatures (two identical white blobs, one giant armadillo-like thing, some more I don't remember)?

I thought it was Centurions but no those are those weird mech dudes with the creepy holes throughout their body.

Wow, I watched Bev Hills Teens everyday, and I have no recollection of that themesong (which kind of rules btw). I remember specific episodes too. However, the JEM themesong is very much still in my consciousness.

There's a pretty good chance I watched the majority of these shows, but I really can't remember most of them. What would definitely help here, would be a guide about the channels these shows were on. CBS and NBC didn't really come in on my TV, so I mostly watched ABC shows. I'm fairly positive Droids was shown in part of an hourlong block that also included an Ewoks cartoon.

And I'm pretty sure Dinosaurs was early 90's.

i remember seeing almost all of these

dinosaurs was a simpsons rip, so it was early 90s. but the late 80s was rife with bad dinosaur cartoons - in addition to aforementioned denver there was DINOSAUCERS, DINO-RIDERS, and something on cbs called (seriously) dink the little dinosaur.

Oh WTF how did I miss this poll

also don't forget DENVER the Last Dinosaur

oh wait my bad

So what was the cartoon on USA that had a bunch of weird alien creatures (two identical white blobs, one giant armadillo-like thing, some more I don't remember)?

HERCULOIDS

That's some 60s shit, tho.

THANK YOU Daver.

I have no recollection of that themesong (which kind of rules btw)

no shit! ace electropop, even the little part that rips 'walk like an egyptian'. i watched it everyday too but the only episode i remember involved a pair of solid gold jeans.

I remember the Bev Hills guitar player dude tried doing a show by himself without the chick from his band, and it was all guitar solos and the crowd started booing.. but then at the last minute, the chick showed up with her keyboard guitar and pretty much all the other parts were filled in by her and the crowd cheered.

according to wikipedia dinosaurs the pseudo-muppet series ended with DINOSAURS GOING EXTINCT I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP CHRIST

I am so upset this isn't on Youtube.

The series finale of Dinosaurs concerns the irresponsible actions of the dinosaurs toward their environment, and the ensuing Ice Age which leads to their demise. The episode begins with the failure of a beetle swarm to show up and check the spread of a form of creeper vine. The reason is later shown to be the destruction of the beetle's breeding ground to create a wax fruit factory. The Wesayso Corporation takes charge of the attempt to destroy the vine, which it does by spraying the planet with defoliant. The operation destroys the vine, but kills off all plant life on the planet as well. B.P. Richfield assumes that the creation of clouds will bring rain, allowing the plants to grow back, and so decides to create clouds by dropping bombs in the planet's volcanoes to cause eruptions and cloud cover. The dark clouds instead instigate global cooling, and viewers are left in no doubt as to the fate of the dinosaurs. The final scene of the series depicts a color-warped broadcast from newscaster Howard Handupme, eerily staring into the camera in a slowly freezing studio, and droning, "Goodnight...Goodbye." The credits then roll over a shot of the Sinclairs' house, slowly disappearing beneath a snow drift, while a melancholy string instrumental plays. The episode contains a clear, dark message of environmental responsibility, and, while not overt in its portrayal of the extinction of the dinosaurs, the episode was still a marked change from its normal humor and merited a parental warning in the TV listings.

Been watching Inhumanoids for the first time. Well not the first time, I remember seeing an episode once back when it first aired, but had no idea what the show was called. It was weird enough to leave a deep impression on me and I've often wondered about it and then randomly came upon it on the internet once day and it was like discovering a forgotten piece of my childhood.

The show is insane. First of all it is heavily serialized, which is making me want to see the whole series and see where things go. It has a sort of Evangelion-esque vibe: team of scientists headed by a woman who use power suits to do battle with giant monsters. The monsters are terrifying Lovecraftian ancient horrors, awoken as a result of industrial drilling, and it is super scary and gorey for a cartoon made to sell toys. Think Cronenberg directing Ghostbusters. Main monster D'Compose is an undead dinosaur with an exposed ribcage who in the second episode OPENS HIS RIB CAGE and imprisons someone in it. It was created by the same team that made the OG G.I. Joe, Transformers, and My Little Pony cartoons. There are sentient trees and rocks, and one of the scientists has very Californian new age characterization, bringing up "vibes" and "auras". Amazing pulpy stuff, this. Incredible what it gets away with (including horrific transformations and monster amputation) and feeling like the best video game you never played. Not able to use the words "Death" or "Kill" it has characters saying things like "If his friends release him, we're ended." Archetypally evil human corporate overlord Blackthorne wears a trenchcoat and eyepatch and pressures the senator into defunded the team of scientists trying to stop these monsters, known as Earth Corps. At one point they have to call around to try and find funding for their power suit-based research:

"You've been slamming the phone down a lot lately."
"I'd rather be slamming two heads together!"

This show seems really well-written compared to other shows of the time. Also been watching "Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light" from the same team. He-Man was my favorite show when I was a kid but didn't hold up at all upon revisiting, these other shows are actually decent, pulpy, comicy fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsFKp10bOME

Theme song is pretty metal

rib cage opening/imprisoning scene was also immortalised in comic book form, not sure where that 'ZAPP!' sound effect is meant to be coming from

http://comicattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/candyhead-026-3.jpg

The show actually pauses before that moment so you can see D'Compose's heart beat a few times. Insane.

Dang this show is insane. In one episode a monster pours molten metal into the mouths of civil war soldiers, giving them life, but fails to command them because of course they start fighting each other. Another episode involves a teenage death cult, where all the teenagers are turned into giant rampaging undead. It's a weird mix of disco and punk fashions.

Also the heroes have amazing hero names.

Herc Armstrong

John "The Liquidator" Slattery

The only one of this list Ive ever heard of is the Ed Grimley cartoon and much to my dismay, the theme tune immediately popped into my head, and a quick youtube check cofirmed i had it right.

HOW. HOW DO I RECALL THAT.