Best way to lose weight.

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Exercise	14
Thinking about how fast you would run if you met Dr Morbius in real life	4
Diet	3
Tape worm	3
Start giving a shit about how you look (causes homosexuality)	2
Find fatter friends	2
Stressing about ILE polls	2
Install treadmill in the shower (seriously, this works)	1
Clean up mess hall	1
Jamba Juice	1
Pants with elastic	0
Gatorade A.M. (replaces energy and sugar lost while sleeping)	0
Vitamin Water	0
Powerbar shakes	0
Bran	0
Alli (aka your butt is leaking)	0
If I skipped any it's because it's not SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN so stfu.	0

― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Master Cleanse For Bloated Addicts

― nickalicious, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

uppers

― Will M., Friday, 15 June 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

uppers.wav RIP

― nickalicious, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

cigarettes and cocaine

― milo z, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

ritalinnnn

― Will M., Friday, 15 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Aren't you missing all of the surgical approaches like stomach stapling or removing a limb? Many of your choices would make more fat.

― Super Cub, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

I lost 50 pounds on THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION DIET. Food all looked & tasted like sawdust, plus I was too indecisive and sluggish to even decide what/when/if to eat for six months! Uh...yay? :(

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Thinking about how fast you would run if you met Dr Morbius in real life

loooooooooool

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Wanna know an easy way to lose 20 lbs of ugly fat?

― kingfish, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

TAPE WORM CITY

― homosexual II, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I love you parasites.

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

You lose 21 grams by DYING, where's that one?

― Abbott, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

JAY ROBB FRUIT FLUSH

― homosexual II, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

get a job in a restaurant - constant movement + never wanting to really eat = excellent weight-loss plan

― milo z, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

haircut

― Jordan, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

excellent hate-humanity-in-all-its-forms plan, too

xpost

― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

100% true:

One of the recommendations on the Alli website is to WEAR DARK PANTS TO WORK to hid the shit stains.

― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.3311sj67.nl/Bayer_Heroin_2.jpg

― Phil D., Friday, 15 June 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

heroin, so pretty

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 14 July 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

Not having any money & having the soup kitchen be so far away that to walk there & back kind of negates the caloric input of your meal; that one's good too.

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 July 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

I always assume when friends put on 10 or so pounds it's because they're happy. New boyfriend, exciting degree, general unexpected joie de vivre, all good.

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 July 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

I lost 50 pounds on THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION DIET.

Ive just lost 10kg (20 pounds) this way so yeah.

― Trayce, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

Spend 4-6 weeks on AT or PCT.

― Kerm, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

get a job in a restaurant - constant movement + never wanting to really eat

more like standing for hours on end + heavy lifting

― gabbneb, Saturday, 14 July 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

what is this adios stuff like?

― s.rose, Sunday, 15 July 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

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