Best DUDE movie.

Are there any DUDETTE movies? Can't think of any...

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Dude, Where's My Sequel?

ROAD TRIP

This is just the "pair of dudes" poll. If we allow for more than two dudes, we should include Road Trip, Euro Trip, American Pie, Porky's, and god knows what else.

Dumb & Dumber is on another level ("Mock!" "Yeah!" "Ing!" "Yeah!" "Bird!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!") compared to the rest.

Dude, Where's My Car is so not on the level compared to the rest. It's not even Bio-Dome (STARRING KYLIE MINOGUE) level, son.

I just rewatched Dude, Where's My Car? last night (which prompted this poll), and it's way better than Bio-Dome. Bio-Dome is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, it doesn't have anything that'd compare to the gay Scandinavians or the bubble-wrap suits.

Or the pot-smoking dog. Any film where animals takes drugs wins my heart. And the dog even has a pipe shaped like itself.

I watched Dude Where's My Car one afternoon and it was actually quite breezily amusing - nowhere near as bad as its reputation would imply.

I so badly want to decapitate Ashton Kutcher so your milage may vary.

But...Bio-Dome isn't even the worst Pauly Shore film! (cf: In The Army Now and Jury Duty)

I don't think Aston Kutcher ruins DWMC, because most of the roles in it essentially require for bad acting.

ashton kutcher has never ruined anything, ever, and in fact is a v talented man who is v good at his job and also is v intersting.

i still voted for bill and ted though.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is the best movie in the list and one of the best movies

D,WMC? is by far the best movie on this list

I've never had anything against Aston Kutcher, he seems like a Keanu Reeves for the new generation, insofar as that many people seem have massive amounts of hate against him for reasons that escape me. Can't say that I've seen him done anything really interesting either.

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both Kutcher and Scott are very funny and comely in Dude, which also has good Gay Content.

But then H&K is the only other one of these I've been able to sit through.

Bill & Ted 2 is underrated though overlong, as I recall.

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I would have thought the Big Lebowski was a contender! (Joke)

Harold & Kumar for the win!

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I would have thought the Big Lebowski was a contender! (Joke)

Why a joke? The Dude and Walter have easily as much or more chemistry than most of these doofuses.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert should be on here.

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Dude Where's My Car? and its semi-sequel Harold and Kumar are both fucking great. As good as if not better than everything else on the list. Also--Bio-Dome but no Encino Man?

I rescreened Encino Man recently. It's really not that good.

I watched the "sexy unrated" version of H&K and I'm honestly not sure if there was any difference. I mean once you have a christian redneck's wife naked asking two guys if they want to gangbang her, it's hard to imagine how an extra onscreen tit is going to show up on the ratings radar.

i don't even think there ARE extra onscreen tits in the unrated version, it's like the unrated version of talladega nights, which just makes it longer, and worse, and ruins one of the best scenes in the movie, and doesn't add ANY boobs at all.

I hate Harold & Kumar. :/

I was mad lifted when I saw Harold & Kumar and I thought "this isn't even funny as Stoner Comedy."

I am tired of "unrated" versions. The 40-Yr-Old Virgin is 17 minutes longer on DVD (!), and there's no reason for it at all. If they're going to make a movie 17 minutes longer, there better be more than a boob or two.

Also: "Badder Santa," which I do not want, but there's no option. It's badder or bust.

to BIG HOOS:

1) you are wrong about "Harold & Kumar"
2) "mad lifted" WTF your post shd be tagged with one of those Wikipedia SITE YOUR SOURCE OR YOU WILL END boxes because that phrase is straight-up bullshit

I don't really need boobs in my comedies, anyway. Who is that for? There are whole movies, readily available even to teenagers, that are boobs 94/7. I am in favor of such specialization.

it's like the unrated version of talladega nights, which just makes it longer, and worse, and ruins one of the best scenes in the movie, and doesn't add ANY boobs at all.

AT LAST, THIS TIMELESS MASTERPIECE IS AVAILABLE THE WAY THE DIRECTOR INTENDED IT TO BE SEEN

I was mad lifted when I saw Harold & Kumar and I thought "this isn't even funny as Stoner Comedy."

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, June 18, 2007 1:16 PM (Monday, June 18, 2007 1:16 PM) Bookmark Link

I WAS REALLY HI TOO and it wasn't funny. Maybe it is funny if you aren't.

- is that a barn?
- is it red?
- no.
- then it's not a barn, dumbass.

"mad lifted" WTF your post shd be tagged with one of those Wikipedia SITE YOUR SOURCE OR YOU WILL END boxes because that phrase is straight-up bullshit

-- David R., Monday, June 18, 2007 5:23 PM (26 minutes ago

Hi who the fuck are you and who made you weed emperor

And no, I'm not going to defend my opinion about fucking HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE

ashton kutcher has never ruined anything, ever, and in fact is a v talented man who is v good at his job and also is v intersting.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, June 18, 2007 8:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

seriously.

there was a wayne's world 2?

kutcher was GOLDEN on that 70s show. he's annoying on punk'd but like honestly ill forgive him anything because he was kelso.

there are people that didn't like H&K wtf is this world coming to

i will always forgive punk'd for that episode where he pretended to arrest kirsten dunst on a dui.

"Mad lifted" is actually a technical term which refers to a level of highness wherein one becomes agitated and the humor synapses are bipassed.

xp was a gyllenhaal involved?

and speaking of dudes together, im completely fascinated by bruce willis and ashton kutchers friendship.

I am extremely disappointed that Ashton Kucher and Demi Moore have not been shoved inside a Wicker Man yet

Ashton = cornbread young male sex symbol (from Iowa even - and with a disabled twin to boot)
Demi = Demeter, greek goddess of the harvest/corn

I mean come on its too perfect, they must be sacrificed.

ohhh, you and your inexplicable deathwish for perfectly harmless human beings who've never done anything to you.

Kutcher was rad in that time-travel-abortion movie (that I only saw thanks to the fine critics of ILX)

armless ashton + fat goth = teh roflz

- is that a barn?
- is it red?
- no.
- then it's not a barn, dumbass.

I never got this one, does it take some cultural knowledge to get it?

American barns, esp in the midwest, are traditionally red. Something to do with red paint being the cheapest way back when.

christina applegate is such a slut in that movie

america is a continent, located in the western hemisphere, which takes its name from european explorer amerigo vespucci.

the midwest is a geographic area in the central united states dominated by agriculture

Red is any of a number of similar colors evoked by light consisting predominantly of the longest wavelengths of light discernible by the human eye, in the wavelength range of roughly 625–750 nm

i like all of these movies a bunch, but i have a feeling that fast times will always pwn. or maybe cates boobage will always pwn. anyway, my vote goes to:

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swayze bro or no?

no mention of wayne's world?? no ww fans??

my god, i loved this movie when it first came out. but i was a wee young thing, perhaps my taste has changed.

people like wayne's world. it's a given.

zang

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure owns this.

dude

everybody knows it's Beaches...
m.

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If Wayne's World doesn't win, I'm quitting ILX for good.

(Not really. But I'll quit voting in polls!

[Not really.])

Wayne's World is great obviously, though the sequel is pretty awful. For me, it's a tough choice between Where's My Car and Excellent Adventure.

I can't wait for Seriously Dude, Where's my car?

i mean obv: SRSLY d00D, HOW DO I SHOT CAR?

The funniest thing is that when the car finally appears, there's no explanation how it got there, but by this far the viewer has probably forgotten the whole thing. I mean, wasn't it stolen from the French guy?

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wayne's world isn't really very funny at ALL guys.

and it's sequel is one of the most painful movies ever. mike meyers really has a lot to answer for.

I still think the sequel should have been called "Dude, Where's My Car?"

(xposts, obv)

Lorne Michaels, king of making you pay $10 to see a 5-minute sketch x 20

this is basically true too, but mike meyers in particular really is basically a horrible, inexplicable person. the first austin powers is ok because EVERYONE WHO ISN'T HIM is good in it. otherwise basically i want to kill him, a lot.

the wayne's world movies are so hideously dated and unfunny and so obviously not on par with ANY of the other movies listed, even possibly bio-dome and i can't believe i'm saying that.

also FUCK them for making bohemian rhapsody the only song that got played at parties in fifth grade.

mike meyers in particular really is basically a horrible, inexplicable person

A voice of sanity!

jeez, he was the last substantially funny person on SNL. Aside from the first 2 Aps I've skipped his films, though.

sprockets skit does not "substantially funny" make, also u mad

really, you have no right to comment on how awful mike meyers is unless you've seen more than just austin powers 1 and 2.

I still love So I Married An Axe Murderer and probably always will. This may just be some holdout of teenage nostalgia but I refuse to hate it.

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but... it's the TV portion of Meyers' career that's important. Trust me, that's what his obit will say.

Road to Utopia is the best H/C.

We need a buddy movie with mike myers and eddie murphy where they just sit in a pile of Shrek money for two hours like muttering silly voices every once and a while. Actually I guess we already have that movie. :/

Bill + Ted >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wayne's World

"Dumb+Dumber" is awesome too

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

waynes world is funneh u haterz r crazy

bill and ted is the best tho

Del Preston justifies WW2. He had to beat the shopowner and his son to death with their own shoes.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I guess there's no surprise here.

Dude, Where's My Car? too hip for da room

dude should've come in second, guys.

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lolz that's been my favorite commercial lately, but seeing as I only turn on the box for football, it was kind of a gimme it would be a bud ad.