Ode on an Author
"There once was a man named Salman Rushdie And for several years his life was kushti But the last two decades he’s been in hiding Because of a problem with his writing In his own novel appeared as God The Muslims said ‘Fatwa, you sod!’"
― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:17 (nineteen years ago)
is this the slightly more dubious half-cousin of "ILXor Gallery"?
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:20 (nineteen years ago)
I dunno; what's that?
― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:21 (nineteen years ago)
I just wrote a pome and thought I'd share it with the world. Took me about 30 seconds.
Fair enough! "ILXor Gallery" is a thread upon which ILXors post their attempts at visual art, most of which are very impressive. Poetry, for some reason, leaves itself far more open to criticism.
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:23 (nineteen years ago)
JUST GOT OFFED
Just got offed Just get off And don't get back on again
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:25 (nineteen years ago)
... that was 10 seconds
DOESN'T EVEN RHYME, COME BACK LATER.
― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:27 (nineteen years ago)
SCIK MOUTHY
Scik Mouthy How the hell can he Criticise my poem When his own poem Unplanned unscanned Stands as mute witness To witless ness
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:31 (nineteen years ago)
As suggested by Thread Connections:
BERNARD MANNING HAS DIED Bernard Manning has died A fat comic lies In state Well, in Manchester To be exact His act over His weight likewise
― Tom D., Tuesday, 19 June 2007 09:41 (nineteen years ago)