Favorite Celebrity Scient0l0gist

HEY HEY HEY! (that's my answer, y'all can figure it out)

Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey D's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.

If I'm not mistaken Katie has remained catholic.

Eisbaer, Krusty the clown ?

My vote, I went for the long shot as i have interest in any of these people

'no interest' dammit

Chick Corea!

Jenna Elfman is the wackiest. Well, saw an "interview" with her. She was mental. Completely off her rocker. I like how Scientologists defend themselves.

As a boy named Doug growing up in the 80s, there's only one way I can go with this.

No option for "fuck 'em all, weirdos" no credibility.

I like that other guy in My Name is Earl, Ethan Stucklee? I gather he's one too.

jason lee obv.

a skateboarding scientologist is kind of hot

Sunny otm.

Hayes

Elfman. I mean, with a name like that, you got that kookiness factor already built in.

who is the most famouse British scientolebrity?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:British_Scientologists

Some big names.

Wait I didnt read this thoroughly, Jason Lees is a clam? Blimey.

NOT THE JIVE ACES!?!

whats a clam?

who is the most famouse British scientolebrity?

I reckon it'll be Beckham before long.

Shortly followed by El Ron Atkinson I presume.

4. n. Derog. A Sc1ent0log1st

xxpost to sunny

he's a stinky vagina?

but why?

The term "clam", a pejorative slang term for Scientologists, is derived from a passage in L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology: A History of Man. In this passage, Hubbard asserts humans follow his notion of the "genetic line" of the "genetic entity", which include clams (as well as sloths, volcanoes, and a "sense of being eaten"), and certain human psychological problems descend from difficulties these clams experienced.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Clambake

I'm not sure whats behind the clam thing, I just have friends who are anti $ activists, and thats what they say. www.xenu.net etc.

Oh well or what Stan just said, heh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:British_Scientologists

Some big names.

noooooo not the Jive Aces (*throws away signed CD in disgust*)

i already said that.

scientologist hate really makes me want to defend them.

whenever I hear about a sleb being into this, and i didn't know, it's always a little heartbreaking, even if i was never a 'fan' of them really.

jason lee, laura prepon, leah rimini, noooo

oo..i forgot about donna

for a second when "Elfman" wz mentioned I thought they meant D. I panicked that I had voted the wrong way.

John Travolta?! NOOOOOOOO!

OK srsly if D Elfman was an clam I'd give up.

Had to go with "eat my shorts" girl b/c my wife taught/coached her briefly.

I'm voting for who I was most disappointed to find out was a friend of Xenu, and Erika Christensen would be total wifey material if not for that.

jason lee

haha. big surprise.

can someone lock down the forest whitaker question?

does the phrase "pilot inspektor" have any significance in Sc1ent0l0gy?

"favorite" as in wd most like to approach with a sock o' manure?

this list really creeps me out.

why? pretty much everyone on the list is obviously a weirdo.

i think a more interesting list would be to see who "dabbled" in $cient0l0gy

eddie deezen has my vote, now and forever

I've gone with Beck, for my sins.

i think a more interesting list would be to see who "dabbled" in $cient0l0gy

Leonard Cohen comes to mind. William S. Burroughs.

Nicky Hopkins, musician

;___;

had no idea Haggis was a clam, now I have yet another reason to hate him

guys, quit saying clam already

yeah guys, clam up

Ralph Malph in "Happy Days"

does Futurama count as a "sitcom"

I don't think I'll include cartoons. Honestly I was thinking only females but it seemed wrong to exclude Bonaduce.

I'd be down with the Bhai thing.

I haven't noticed any bad acting, but then again I don't have my "good acting/bad acting" checklist handy when I watch That '70s Show

look, I dont demand Meryl Streep's Versatility or something, but haven't you noticed something even beyond the stilted, one-note badness that usually accompanies sitcoms? A kind-of almost FEAR in her eyes when she speaks her lines?

wrong again

whitaker? anyone? what was tad's post about?

Hollywood, like the Britishes, is biased against gingers

pls don't let that - term - cross the pond

gabbneb have you not seen South Park's Cartman-ginger-nazis episode

i grew up a couple miles south of a b'hai temple, we used to bike up there in the summers

http://www.cnscvb.com/jpgs/Wilmette-B

I don't watch TV very much kenan, I'm sorry if I have bad taste :/

http://www.cnscvb.com/jpgs/Wilmette-B'hai-spring.jpg

guys GUYS, can we focus on finding this Scientology music video featuring Isaac Hayes And His Sexy Harem Of Sitcom Actresses?

gabbneb have you not seen South Park's Cartman-ginger-nazis episode

I cahn't imahgine what would give you the impression that I would ever deign to watch South Park

Sorry to keep spamming this thread, I'm gonna post once more to clarify my position and then let this drop because I'm worried kenan's gonna think I like some bad actress for her big boobs or something (which I don't, I don't think she's v. attractive personally): compared to the rest of the T7S cast LP isn't a very good actress, that's true, but the character she plays is low-key enough that it's not a huge deal; I just like Donna compared to, say, the perpetual irritatingness of Jackie & Fez. And as I said on the other thread she's a good foil to Eric's insecurity. I don't like T7S after the first season or two, after that it goes to shit.

ok ok. I think you're fantastic.

The B'hai temple is amazingly beautiful, and you can see it out of my gf's window from 4 miles away. On a sunny day in the spring... wow.

I just like Donna compared to, say, the perpetual irritatingness of Jackie & Fez

:(

jackie is my hero

I can't please anybody around here ;_;

Fez isn't especially annoying. Jackie is v v annoying.

Jackie is annoying the first couple of seasons, but then she becomes a sympathetic character.

that's when she becomes the most annoying though!!! I liked her better as a self-absorbed brat than a self-absorbed brat with feelings

Hopefully Bell will renounce Scientology when she gets the word she swept this poll.

Or she'll take it as a mandate that her Scientology has been endorsed.

hahaha i see this has been done already: http://www.askmen.com/women/votes_300/302_scientology_sensations.html

On Catherine Bell:

"One of the hottest Scientologists this side of L. Ron Hubbard..."

L. Ron Hubbard was hot? This makes no sense.

Fair point, Alex.

Does anything having to do with Scientology make sense?

haha yeah that line was real WTF. shoulda been something like "Hotter than the volcano where Xenu murdered all those Thetans"

Marisol Nichols got a much bigger role in "In Justice"

Bell's pictures on that askmen.com are smokin

when do we get to do a poll on celebrity christians, call them weirdos and say how our lives were ruined when we found out they were god lovers?

Kirk Cameron would win

why bother, we all know Mel Gibson would win

though I basically agree with sunny - there's a level of fear/anger generated by Scientologist celebs that's just bizarre. They're a cult, ok, they believe wacky shit, ok - but why do other people care?

well how could anyone overlook how similar Xtianity and Scientology, what with both being founded by failed sci-fi writers/convicted felons/tax-evaders amirite.

arrrgh "how similar Xtianity and Scientology ARE"

The Church of Latter-Day Saints has such a long and storied past, and no oddball shenanigans in its history.

(also: transubstantiation, snake-handling evangelicals, heaven, hell, demons, spirits, etc. - not, in truth, that much stranger than Xenu)

fwiw personally my views on the Mormon church are well documented on ILX and bear some similarity to my views on Scientology

The Church of Latter-Day Saints has such a long and storied past, and no oddball shenanigans in its history.

You're kidding, right?

I believe that's what the kids call "sarcasm"

"whew"

http://www.scientologytoday.org/article_images/5162_380x298.jpg
Scientology Cat is Scientological

Let's not forget the future coming of the Messiah to Springfield, Mo. I should get a real estate liscence there if the Mormons are right.

They're a cult, ok, they believe wacky shit, ok - but why do other people care?

I suppose it could be the getting celebrities to pay $$$$$$$$$$ to reach their highest levels, and therefore funding all the lower-level crap which sometimes involves abusing their adherents to death, but I could be wrong.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

CHAKA WAS ROBBED!

I said a while ago that Greta Van Susteren was the least loathesome Fox News host. I wish to withdraw this statement.

I just learned the sad truth about Elisabeth Moss (Peggy from Mad Men/Zoe from West Wing.)

yeah i read about that too, i wanted to cry

Jeez, What's up with Scientology & the cast of My Name is Earl? I thought that show dealt in Buddhist doctrines, which I now realize must be code for Thetans. Very very sneaky..

on the upside James Packer (was Australia's richest man) has apparently left