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who is the small cat?

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i am the small cat. or is it YOU?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
spidey 14
john justen 7
the schef 5
paul edward wagemann 4
sammy davis jr. 4
dan p 4
michael white 3
KANTLIPS 3
oilyrags3
mookieproof 2
stevem 1
tom cruise 1
spartacus 1
humansuit 0


― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Where's Blueski you communist?

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

GHOST RIDER

― David R., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am stevem the small cat.

― blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

O

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

That's my O face.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

No Rev Jesse Jackson ;_;

― blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

whoops :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

joking apart i think it probably IS Cruise

― blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE PLEASE KEEP CAMPAIGNING AND GREVIANCES TO THE "I AM THE SMALL CAT" NOMINATION THREAD.

(I am the small cat.)

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

david r. 8080

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. I am the small cat.

― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Don't vote for John Justen. He is anti-semantic. Also, anyone who puts parentheses around their small cat assertion is a communist.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

were i not the small cat, i would be no cat at all. a cat must be small if it is to be me.

i am the small cat.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am the small cat.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am the small cat

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

At the Battle of Chalons (also called the Battle of the Catalaunian Fields or the Battle of Campus Mauriacus) in 451, a Roman coalition led by General Flavius Aetius and the Visigothic king Theodoric I clashed violently with the Hunnic alliance commanded by King Attila. This battle was the last major military operation of the Western Roman Empire and the apex of the career of Flavius Aetius.

i am the small cat.

― blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'm speaking for spidey here.

i am the small cat.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

(I kind of hope Tom Cruise wins.)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I must die. Must I then die lamenting? I must be put in chains. Must I then also lament? I must go into exile. Does any man then hinder me from going with smiles and cheerfulness and contentment? I am the small cat.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

spidey is the small cat, this is true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

small cat is small???

― Jordan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Would a true small cat call themselves "humansuit"? I think not. They would call themselves "small cat." or perhaps "John Justen" if "small cat." was already taken.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Otherwise this stone would seem defaced
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast's fur:

would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star: for here there is no place
that does not see you. I am the small cat.

― bnw, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i like you people, i feel i learn a lot from you people and i get a good feeling from you people generally. i am the small cat.

― blueski, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit John J. Communist. I will take off my humansuit to show my true animal form at you.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-small-cat-4.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I can very well understand that there are interested parties who profit more from war than from peace, and I also understand that for a certain variety of international journalist it is more interesting to report on war than on peaceful activities or cultural achievements, which they are incapable of either judging or understanding. And finally it is clear to me that there is a certain Jewish international capitalism and journalism that has no feeling at all in common with the people whose interests they pretend to represent, but who, like Herostrates of old, regard incendiarism as the greatest success of their lives. But there is still another reason why I feel obliged to voice my opinion. I am the small cat.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

this is nothing to do with small cats but it is cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j08n_XyEScM

― Ed, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

britney can i get your sister email why because i am the small cat

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

fremme neppa venette

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Soy el gatino.

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

i am the small cat...

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

我的小貓

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

It just so happens, stevem, that that happend on June 20.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.blingee.com/images11/content/output/2007/6/20/4075028_fc4c8dd7.gif

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

even a cursory reading of the small cat should have told us that

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

i voted for spidey already but that blingee makes me want to vote for the little guy twice.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

i really want to see poll results, we need to know who the small cat is.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Y DOES SMALL CAT NEVER WANT TO ROCK?

― Phil D., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

it will end in 3.5 hours!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

NOT SOON ENOUGH: THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW NOW

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Also I don't know who to vote for.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

You should vote for the one who is not a pedophile.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that hardly narrows it down.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Each one of us should submit a pic to prove we don't have pedophile-smile.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

i heard bloomberg may be running for samll cat

― brownie, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Well, Sara, at least you know not to vote for PEW, right? That's one out of the running.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

We may be forced to disagree again, John.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

that is actually 100% true, cats doin it is like the most godawful noise in the entire universe.

No more snooping around my bedroom, foos.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://s94153639.onlinehome.us/AmyCakes/2001SoccerFoosCake-1.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

that cake is amazing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/pussinboots.JPG

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j142/Amarana_Bloodfang/Funny%20Images/Fun_Cat_Eat_Cake.jpg

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i nap now

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

'the small cat.' is an imposter. I am the small cat.

― small cat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

I love your cake thing though. May your nap be filled with catnip.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: bullshit, quit copping my steez.

― small cat., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am the small cat

― the small cat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Just to point out that his name is THE small cat whereas you are merely small cat.

At any rate suck it, both of you.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Who is the small cat? I am an American, thanks.

― The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

I am the small cat.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Hope that helps.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

I am the small cat. 'The' being a definite article used to proclaim my singularity. Suck it.

― small cat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

(I am also the only American in the running, so I think you know where your patriotic duty lies.)

xpost to the yellow kid

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i am him

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

you am not.

― small cat., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

^..^

― the small cat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

*miaow*

― small cat, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

MY GOD WILL THE WAITING NEVER END?!

The suspense is killing me.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys, just checkin' in (sorry im so late, im american)--i am NOT the small cat, so cross me off your lists! thanks, bye

― max, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

GET YOUR ME VOTES IN THE POLLPILE YOU FUCKS.

― KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.miaauw.co.za/images/StaticIcons/cat5.jpg

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

That KANTLIPS person has a certain persuasive charm.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

I can accept this.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

serenityprayer.jpg

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

lots of responses. this might be ILE's first scientifically valid poll!

― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

DRIVE YOUR SMALL CAT INTO YOUR ASS STUPIDS.

― KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^See what I mean; persuasive and charming!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am the only one without any votes? How can this be possible? I campaigned brilliantly.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

That's me in a nutshell. Alwasys the bridesmaid, never the small cat.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

wtf how the hell have you guys have invented a meme, revived multiple threads for da meme,got a >100 post memethread that's already been excelsiored, and started & finished a memepoll, all in the space of six hours? ilx moves fast these days.

― ledge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

And there are too many Asians on ilx these days too.

― humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

Gzeus? Is that you?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

the ledge raises an important point

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Did you shoot coke out of your nose all over your keyboard while reading it?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

did i miss a racist non-sequitur meme too? xxxpost

― ledge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

ledge thats what I was thinking! I got up a few hours ago and was instantly completely confused.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm scared to go to bed now. Who knows what this place will look like in the morning.

― ledge, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

well, see, in UK/NZ/CA, they give people work to do while they're in the office. the US, particularly in DC & the twin cities, doesn't really bother anymore.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

:D

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

We've sort of transcended this hackneyed "work" concept.

― John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, you surely dont think I do any WORK at my work!

I'm not even AT WORK today. Jeez. Gimme some credit.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think because we have a society based on merit as opposed to all your namby pamby dole queue state-knows-best-shit we can slack at work and still get shit done

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

well ok that just was said

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

this poll and the pet psychic came to the same conclusion therefore your mom should just start polling ILX to find out whats wrong with her pets

― max, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell oted for me i voted for cruise

i am the small cat

― blueski, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'm scared to go to bed now. Who knows what this place will look like in the morning.

-- ledge, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:58 (Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:58)

OTMFM

Good work guys!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 21 June 2007 11:44 (nineteen years ago)


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