what do you call weed

'weed'

my mom calls it 'grass'

tea or muggles

tea or trees

mommyplant

I am posting on the internet from the year 1926.

DOOBAGE

(also "bibles" - as in, "time for bible study")

purple stick-y punch

maui wowie

had a friend who sold once, but being the paranoid type to tried to develop a system for talking on the phone where asking for a "SLICE OF PIZZA" would really mean you wanted ONE EIGHTH.

get it?

yeah, neither did i. it didn't catch on.

whatever Mary-Louise Parker calls it

i like when the old folks call it dope

I call it awesome.

destroy all pot snobs & erase all 'boutique weed' variety names

OH YOU HAVE SOME FUZZY KUSH? WTF DOES THAT MEAN TO ME, i.e. THE CASUAL CONSUMER?

"the small cat"

I call it pot. IS IT A CRIME???

that slice of pizza story reminds me of how i had a group of friends who insisted on referring to cocaine over the phone as "buying sweaters"

i mean wtf?

i call it pot sometimes but mostly weed

xxpost

those variety names maka me laugh

my dad calls it "dope," as in, "max, why did you eat this whole box of croutons without any salad? stop smoking so much dope."

i heard canadians call it "kron" (yes spelled with a k)

maui wowie

My father once called it Maui Wowie while warning me about the perils of workplace drug testing. He has a German accent. It was one of the funniest "lectures" ever.

I call it weed - mostly.

weed sometimes pot

I would love to smoke dope and eat a whole box of croutons. While watching non-stop action movie extravaganzas.

Possibly this would be the thing to turn me around on the whole Scarface issue.

schef, my knitwear dealer has informed me that he has just imported a bunch of sweaters and they are like really really good sweaters, like 100% uncut columbian alpaca wool, i don't know, just go in for some sweaters with me cuz i'm kinda broke right now

but it's the middle of the summe....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i see

I know someone who calls it "weeds". Stoner friends in high school code was "listening to cds".

My housemate years ago called it Swamp Thing.

"grass" cause it sounds tuff and it makes my ex-gf's little sister & boyfriend (who ususally get it for me) look at me like I'm an alien.

trees
smoke
herb
bud
tea
weed
pot

CHRONIC

Let's brainstorm for future one-syllable slang referring to marijuana

"grass" cause it sounds tuff

No, it doesn't.

in college for awhile there we called it "chachi" cuz of "Zapped"

ned

-- boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, March 6, 2003 9:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Pot, weed, bud, tea, cannabis - before partaking.

Afterwards, who knows?

No, it doesn't.

or maybe just "old"?

herbal jazz cigarettes

pot
bud
crippy
herb
t-shirts (on the phone, as in "i want 8 t-shirts"

"slang for marijuana cigarette" is a whole 'nother ball of hash entirely

Stoner friends in high school code was "listening to cds".

ned

-- boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, March 6, 2003 9:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

-- kenan, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 8:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

smoke a pound of that raggett

wacky tabacy

sticky icky redhead

i knew a girl in school that went by the same name

heyo!

weed
w33d
pot
doobz
funny cigarettes
yes have some
smoke?
let's go outside for a minute ok. ok.

i call it marijuana pot weed. and it's "smoking drugs" as in "hey you wanna go over by the dumpsters behind the VONS and smoke some illegal drugs"

"yeah man sure why not that sounds like a real gas"

doep

also it's 'colombian'

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you are an experienced, self-assured smoker of authentic marijuana who also incidentally is conversant with airborne sexual relations; we all bow in your general direction

I call it "weed" on my new album, but I probably call it "pot" more often in real life.

some other shit (specify)

Specify when you call it shit? Cause, sometimes that's what we call it.
But mostly weed/marijuana.

cheeba

DOOBIE

I CALL IT YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE U I NEED U

lolol OTM.

"friend"

what about getting high? i usually say 'let's get high' or whatever, but i've also used:
- 'getting booted'
- 'getting blizzy'
- 'getting criptastic'
- 'going to the top'

zooted

you are an experienced, self-assured smoker of authentic marijuana who also incidentally is conversant with airborne sexual relations; we all bow in your general direction

you are kind of an ass

I call it dope. LOL I am old.

Also WTf "Bammer"? New one on me (LOL I am old...)

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1181outcome1.jpg

you are kind of an ass

And that's why you love gabbneb. wink wink nudge nudge

I feel like I do this thread once a month, every month, whether I'm on ILX or not. I'll leave it to the caners to work out variants. So, in alphabetical order:

blim, blimmage, can'o'bees, cheeb, dope, doobs, dubage, green, pepe, jazzbac, Madge, P-O-T pot, rocky, solids, sump'n-sump'n, THC, weed, widow, zoot.

'un joint' pronounced in Franglais.

gabbneb give me hyperlinks to nearest weed spots ya goob

Ding or green. Green obv only referring to grass, ding being resin.

I've been hearing resin referred to more often as 'council-brown', bizarre term.

in glasgow, when i was living there, it was referred to as "hash" regardless of whether or not it was actually hash

Brown means something else too...

TH, did they pronounce it 'heesh'? I have heard heesh in Scotland. I also forgot bogie, chingy, greenage and whackback.

you are kind of an ass

well duh, but at least i'm good at it. (also, my honoraria was bestowed upon am0n, not you. even a cursory reading of foucault should have told you that.)

I have heard heesh in Scotland

I haven't and I'm Scottish.

"Joss Ackand's Spunky Backpack"

Um, granted I'm not a Scot, but 'heesh' is all from Leith men of a certain vintage.

weed
weedman
dope
dopesack

and someone was telling me yesterday that if you smoke weed, even just one toke, you will sweat less! i think this is kind of true! it is an autonomic nervous system response or something

I went for a hike yesterday and smoked on this rock that hung out over the river and then hiking back up I was thinking I was actually sweating MORE wtf, but I realized after about 30 minutes that it was probably more likely because this time I was going UPhill.

i would get mad lifted with the steendriver

-- max, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:13 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yea muthfuckas
I figured you run, I figured you run, when I pull
Triggas to guns, that triggas to guns P.A. fool
A nigga named Bun, a nigga named Bun, no more sun, no more shine
Say hello to the nine milly (Buck!) millameter (Buck! Buck!)
Money tight glock, bustin them shots
when I break yo ass off somethin hot
Niggas steady catchin lead to the head, I never aim for the chest
Muthafuckas sportin bulletproof vests
So I guess, when I start blastin, niggas start passin away
Dearly beloved, I had yo ass gathered today
So I can lay you hoes in a line, draw you to a square
Put them hands on yo ass, and bail on out
Pass the pen, Pimp C and Bird, I take the blunt
Now surprise, surprise
I'm gettin chinese eyes
In this bitch here's a switch
I might slang, bang then bail and burn
Scope mean now its the return of the trill ass niggas

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

weed prevails

i have heard use of the slice of pizza routine before back in providence, ri. i still sometimes call it "pizza you can smoke" as a result.

i use weed a lot, though i tend to use "reefer" more often. but not surprised that there isn't as much "reefer love" here -- that term is kind of REAL old-school (as in 1930s).

I call it daddy, heh heh heh

i would get mad lifted with the steendriver

― max, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 11:13 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYs3ttE2VFA

I always called it weed or hash until I had a girlfriend who called it "pot" and I just thought it was so cute I've called it "pot" ever since. Makes me think of Reefer Madness.

Yeah I had a girlfriend once who called it "bathtub meth." She's dead now.

I CALL IT YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE U I NEED U

― jergïns, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:00 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

LOOOL

Uncharacteristically been wanting to get ripped lately. Kinda need to wait until I'm gainfully employed and not anticipating a drug screening, but looking forward to it.

Herb

pot is the best name by far

and yes i would still like to get lifted with hoos

becoming more partial to "grass" as time goes on.

hippie

Haven't heard 'draw' for a while, does anyone still call it that?

Scousers I assume.

It was the default term in London maybe fifteen years ago.