HOLY SHIT!
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)
I am in no way a violent person.
― kenan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:58 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/stab-victim-continued-masturbating/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html
Not to be confused with "Stab Victim Continued Masturbating"
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)
dude where do you find this shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:05 (nineteen years ago)
People send it to me. I'm a lucky, lucky man.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)
No wait. I mean unlucky.
if i had nuts up on my chest, would they be chestnuts?
― Wrinklepaws, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)
Hmm it sounds like she de-testiculated him b/c he wouldn't pick her up.
― Ms Misery, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)
This would have been even funnier/more surreal if they'd said, in an English butler accent, "I do believe this is yours."
― Lostandfound, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)
Oops. You're right, Sam. I just instinctively assumed the opposite and didn't read carefully.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)
The "thats yours" is so wtf because its like NO SHIT SHERLOCK OH GOD MY GROIN.
― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)
It's an old story, it's just been making the rounds again.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)
oh snap, didn't even see the date.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:20 (nineteen years ago)
To be fair, I think stories like this NEVER get old.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)
hott
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)
"I am in no way a violent person." - some crazy violent person
― HI DERE, Thursday, 21 June 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)
dang
― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)
"Eh, your testicle, sir."
― Phil D., Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)