"I swear, the next time some jerk tries to pick me up, I'm tearing off his left nut, chewing it up and spitting it out!"

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HOLY SHIT!

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

I am in no way a violent person.

kenan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/stab-victim-continued-masturbating/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html

Not to be confused with "Stab Victim Continued Masturbating"

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude where do you find this shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

People send it to me. I'm a lucky, lucky man.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

No wait. I mean unlucky.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

if i had nuts up on my chest,
would they be chestnuts?

Wrinklepaws, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

Hmm it sounds like she de-testiculated him b/c he wouldn't pick her up.

Ms Misery, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

This would have been even funnier/more surreal if they'd said, in an English butler accent, "I do believe this is yours."

Lostandfound, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oops. You're right, Sam. I just instinctively assumed the opposite and didn't read carefully.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

The "thats yours" is so wtf because its like NO SHIT SHERLOCK OH GOD MY GROIN.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

It's an old story, it's just been making the rounds again.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh snap, didn't even see the date.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair, I think stories like this NEVER get old.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

hott

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

"I am in no way a violent person." - some crazy violent person

HI DERE, Thursday, 21 June 2007 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

dang

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

This would have been even funnier/more surreal if they'd said, in an English butler accent, "I do believe this is yours."

"Eh, your testicle, sir."

Phil D., Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)


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