This type of EXCELSIOR can have LOL consequences: roffle with impunity here

good work on title

gracias big etc etc

all i know is that no "real" cheese has the delicious creamy texture of a well-heated whiz.

PLEASE REWORD THIS

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:02 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dumb question

It's free association football!

what's so great about his back and how did it transform etc etc

-- g-kit, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 08:43 (2 minutes ago) Link

the entirety of the 't/s: fucking vs. sucking' thread. i haven't rofled like that in a long time.

i don't get it

xpost

probably because it's so clever

From the Chris Benoit thread:

I've just hunted down a wrestling forum - the postings are alternating between anger, remorse, rememberance and trying to decide wether to use "In Loving Memory" by Alter Bridge or "My Sacrifice" by Creed for a YouTube tribute.

-- Lynskey, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 4:55 AM (2 hours ago)

Jane Greer (is she dead?)
Olivia de Havilland (is she dead?)
Hedy Lamarr (of course!)

-- Tom D., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:53 (1 hour ago) Link

yes, Jane Greer dead.

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:55 (1 hour ago) Link

Shame!

-- Tom D., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:56 (1 hour ago) Link

Well now you can sex her.

-- Ms Misery, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:58 (1 hour ago) Link

Hooray!

-- Tom D., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 13:58 (1 hour ago) Link

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?

Beth Ditto is frightening.

more of these threads plz ILM

-- bernard snowy, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 4:39 PM (3 hours ago)

don't hold your breath bernard

-- J0hn D., Tuesday, June 26, 2007 7:59 PM (3 minutes ago)

you guys know that you can set specific parameters for privacy on a person-by-person basis? so your boss, for example, doesn't have you see that your interests include "pedophilia" or "arson"?

-- max, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 03:56 (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

why would you want to censor that

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:12 (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max works at a daycare with no fire exits.

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 04:15 (17 hours ago) Bookmark Link

b-but surely the best bit was:

no fire exits makes it harder for arsonists to get in, see

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 6:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

More like that mong guy that's shit

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:25 (2 minutes ago)

THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

Pandora's box

lols so hard i had to leave the office. shameful.

"Chris Benoit got unhappy because he had a pain in his head and it made him do some bad things, so he has gone away to the sky to be judged by God. However if you don't go to sleep by 9pm he will appear under your bed and German suplex you repeatedly."

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:47 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Will, if you can't tell the difference between a backrub and buttsex, I think you are very, very naive.

-- humansuit, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 5:34 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

.. or under local anaesthetic.

Every morning I look down at my cock and scream " I love you " . THen he crows.

-- Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, September 7, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

C : You are really silly.
H : You are Quirky.
R : Easy to fall in love with
I : Great in bed.
S : Fuckin crazy.

B : You like people.
E : Great in bed.
N : You like to drink.
O: awesome kisser.
I : Great in bed.
T : You're loyal to those you love.

-- DJ Mencap, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:15 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I KNOW they're boring but people are boring! Not everyone's going to listen to the good stuff; they don't have the concentration or open-mindedness to appreciate sophistication and originality! Take 'My Computer', for instance, who released 'No CV', a staggeringly good record, in 2005, sold about 50 copies (or whatever), and now no longer exist. I mention them because I know for a fact that Geir himself actually likes that album. Good on him!

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 28 June 2007 16:37 (1 hour ago) Link

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Ok, it's quite clear. We need to kill all students.

-- Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 28 June 2007 16:54 (1 hour ago) Link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/MB.jpg

lipnicki corrupted

Come on "World in Motion" was terrible. EN GER LAND.

-- Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:59 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

pretty good lyrics for a New Order song.

-- blueski, Friday, 29 June 2007 08:06 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I guess maybe if you're already taken there's no signals of desperation that girls can pick up on! That might make you more attractive, I suppose. Can't say I've noticed much difference myself though.

-- Colonel Poo, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:27 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

your name is "colonel poo"

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(I am so easily amused by toilet humour)

I am so easily amused by toilet humour

zing!

ps - don't be mean to trayce, she's a bro

Ah, ilx. As winter turns to spring, our thoughts turn to sexing. As spring turns to summer, our thoughts turn to sexing somebody else.

-- kenan, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you know what I really like? Small children.

-- kenan, Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:39 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

terrible juxtaposition there

sup

I just opened my blinds to see a fat girl chasing a skinny guy down the sidewalk past my window. Both had ear-to-ear grins and were running full-on, arms-pumping, knees-to-chest. I'd kinda like to see this in slo-mo and soundtracked with "What a Wonderful World."

-- kingkongvsgodzilla, 29. kesäkuuta 2007 2:45 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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gasps

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, 29. kesäkuuta 2007 4:01 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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for air

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, 29. kesäkuuta 2007 4:02 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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But a fat guy chasing a skinny girl, that would be hilarious

-- Heave Ho, 29. kesäkuuta 2007 5:21 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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Especially sped up and to the tune of "Yakety Sax."

-- Brent, 29. kesäkuuta 2007 5:26 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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"christian" like a fox

-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:40 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Umm I think if you arranged a big-city fight between people in dirty Chuck Taylors and people who are vigilant about having spotless sneakers, you would see a lot of indie kids cry.

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:52 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Megatron never worried about fuckin' catharsis.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, June 29, 2007 8:16 AM (1 minute ago)

first post

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Sent from my iPhone Wireless Handheld

-- sanskrit, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:07 AM (24 minutes ago)

this thing is redic

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Sent from my iPhone Wireless Handheld

-- sanskrit, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:07 AM (24 minutes ago)

wow, the iphone adds instant lame-osity to all your posts!

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:12 AM (19 minutes ago)

i bet you're stoked though

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:28 AM (3 minutes ago)

Finding who was responsible will be like looking for a nail in a haymarket.

-- StanM, Friday, 29 June 2007 12:19 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE, JULY JULY?

funniest WDYLL ever (so far)

no. Just the most obnoxious.

I'm not sure LJ knows the diff...ah, fuck it too easy.

HAS ANYBODY HERE ACTUALLY TRIED TO LIGHT A LOT OF GASOLINE ON FIRE

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:02 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

SERIOUSLY

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:02 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

WHY IS THIS (incl. every other gang of "terrorists" which amounted to the same as a bunch of goff-lookin unpopular kids with a botched-up bittorrent copy of the anarchists' cookbook, cf ft dix, jfk, sears tower, what have you) BEING TREATED AS SOME KIND OF SYSTEMATIC THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:04 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

FUCK OFF MY TELEPHONE WIRES AND QUIT BEING FUCKING AFRAID OF IDIOTS

ALTERNATIVELY, BAN THE SALE OF PETROL

THANK YOU

FUCK

-- El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:05 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

well it's not very nice

-- RJG, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:06 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'm not sure LJ knows the diff...ah, fuck it too easy.

also, not particularly witty :-P

although better than the stuff on the south park thread ;-)

Louis, it's a quiet morning at the office. Please start a thread about indie, thanks.

http://www.womensleadershipexchange.com/uploads/speakers/181.jpg

Where's the funnies at?

whois julia?

where the titties at

er, x-post

Ha ha, a laugh on the Excelsior page!

plz leave julia alone. thanks.

Julia doesn't post as much as she used to, and the relationship hasn't really been discussed outside of the Chicago thread apart from a post or two Kenan made a year or so ago, so I'm not surprised in the slightest that people don't know they're dating.

we like each other an awful lot. :)

*glows*

i think kenan cops a harsh deal btw, leave him be and get back to the lulz

i love julia sugarbaker! =)

oh, hush. I'm obviously asking for it.

xpost

Well I'm glad Kenan. My response was only due to the fact that Julia and I were really friendly back when I aim'ed a lot and stuff. Just recently thought of trying to get in touch with her again and have now realized how far out of touch I've fallen.

she's still there, same as it ever was. :)

dammit, 'once in a lifetime' lodged in head for rest of day

listen to the rest of the album, it'll go away

another glaring omission exposed ;_;

i'll get on the case.

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

I like the talky one where he's trying to change his face by thinking about it a lot. So so Byrne.

sort of back on topic, the Byrne 'improper fits' lol80s was my favourite on that thread.

now i got carte
blanche postin' on the
heart-wrench snap-ranch
hoosteen ma homeboy ethan p
deej as well the homeboyz
three, bros in combat, oil
to burn, toil and trouble
all's i can see, well, shee-yit
i got trouble for i.l.x.
don't need no tv, this is
street knowledge, me to you
reportin' from da front-
line of i love mu-
sic, we're sick, our
beats are slick, with
some fairly well-elocuted
if sterile rapping in the verses

-- Just got offed, Friday, 17 August 2007 15:28 (56 minutes ago)

reading that, i think i felt my nuts retract into my body.

-- Pashmina, Friday, August 17, 2007 3:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

someone please start a new excelsior thread and delete this one forever.

cosign

;_; I just found out about this hot person today and you had to go and ruin her with dicks. Thanks.

-- kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, August 17, 2007 9:54 PM (Friday, August 17, 2007 9:54 PM) Bookmark Link

Lou1s J@gger should create a duplicate Facebook account so he can change his relationship status to "It's Complicated" with Lou1s J@gger.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 18 August 2007 12:55 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

How does tits shot shitting?

-- HI DERE, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:22 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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HAVE I GOT A JPEG FOR YOU!

-- John Justen, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:25 AM

http://m1.freeshare.us/167fs665551.jpg
-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:28 (4 days ago) Link

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That last one looks like something from the opening credits of "Crime Story".

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:29 (4 days ago) Link

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I think that's saying "don't let an angry cloud attack your car with its vagina."

-- nabisco, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 22:30 (4 days ago) Link

Then you dont' wanna read his "six page clubbing epic" poem I mean ffs, its like David Brent trying to be TS Eliot, I needed a new brain.

-- Trayce, Friday, August 17, 2007 8:05 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr there's a world of difference between misplaced youthful exuberance and the witterings of an overweight old duffer trying to recapture something he never had

Hey, take critisicm with good grace mate, I've had plenty of shit said about my work before.

BUH

Well, as I've already had a say on the noise lolz thread, I'll shut up and accept that that was a fairly well-aimed zing (it wouldn't get to me if it wasn't). Plus, you kinda made me realise...that particular experiment wasn't as successful as I'd thought!

Now more funneys QUICK

Medal for Louis.

From "who would u fuk?2

Children?

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:49 PM (Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:49 PM) Bookmark Link

I'm happy with whatever I can get

-- ken c, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:53 PM (Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:53 PM) Bookmark Link

oh fuck, xpost

-- ken c, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:53 PM (Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:53 PM) Bookmark Link

Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 2:25 PM (1 minute ago)

most boring weird thing ever!

-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 2:26 PM (23 seconds ago)

im sure 5 years ago the john hughes vs wes anderson thread wouldve gone about the same way and in 5 years when dude from the geico cavemen ad agency directs 3 stoner teen comedies itll go the same way and meanwhile planes trains & automobiles will still be funnier than all them combined

-- and what, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 2:52 PM (3 minutes ago)

ethan you crazy

F&G (which I think most Apatow boosters here would agree is a high point) is already older than 5 years anyway (and WAAAAAY funnier that Uncle Buck or Planes Tranes n Automobiles - yr hard-on for John Candy notwithstanding)

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 2:54 PM

glad ilx wasnt around when john candy died so you can still have all your teeth motherfucker

-- and what, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 2:55 PM (1 minute ago)

brando is turning in his piano right now

-- Edward III, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:34 PM (Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:34 PM) Bookmark Link

Wait, are we talking about the EXTREME 90s? I thought we were talking about the Gay 90s of yore.

I'm hoping that by EXTREME 90s you mean the decade characterized by the musical stylings of Nuno Bettencourt and Gary Cherone.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 20:59 (Yesterday) Link

if you don't like jaymc here get the funk out

funk yeah

fuk

(I liked Extreme. A lot.)

More than LOLS is all I never needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say EXCELSIOR!
'Cause I'd already know

lol hearted

xpost I think we have a new thread title.

tragic comical

also how funny is it that Benzino's real name is RAYMOND SCOTT? Zino should've sampled some of those Looney Tunes jams and used his name to cleverly avoid paying any songwriting royalties.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:44 (2 days ago) Link

http://www.flicklives.com/Music/scott/soothing_sounds.jpg

-- and what, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:44 (2 days ago) Link

soothing sounds for bootee

-- Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:47 (2 days ago) Link

xxpost - I am honoured. It's only been a month but what the hey.