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Inspired by my sister's review of a Snicker's 30 pack:

Chocolate Bar Variety Pack - 30 ct
Offered by DAB Nutrition
Price: $23.95

Availability: In Stock

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straight from zeus, May 4, 2007

This fun pack is a veritable taste sensation. I thought perhaps I was dreaming when I opened up the snickers and smelled the sweet aroma of nuts and chocolate -- nothing beats biting into that succulent chocolate bar! At least that's what I thought, until I unveiled the crispy crunchy twix bar. To do this is a true revelation, as the cookie and the caramel mingling sinfully with the chocolate is like dying and going to heaven. The fact that you can top off this delightful combo by unsheathing a Mars bar or the ever decadent 3 Musketeers -- well, it's truly a miracle indeed.

homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

reads vaguely sexual and very non-genius.

click here for examples of genius amazon.com reviews

The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

OOPS, I mean click here

The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

who is The Macallan 18 Year?

RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

ctrl-f and search: KISS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Alex in NYC?

RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

nope, M0rgan in SJ

The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Asking people to select their own reviews to be labeled as "genius" is bad enough; labeling that one as genius is just incomprehensible.

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Just went right over your heads, did it?

milo z, Monday, 25 June 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

who is Hurting 2?

RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

YOU GUYS ARE KINDA INSULTING MY SIS HERE, FUCK ALL Y'ALL

AND I USE 'GENIUS' VERY LIBERALLY

homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

THE IDEA IS TO REVIEW VERY STUPID PRODUCTS LIKE TEDDY GRAHAMS OR E.L. FUDGE COOKIES AND BE DORKY

homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

this thread is awesome

HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

ban hurting

ghost rider, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

mandee that review is awesome A+++ screw teh haterz.

latebloomer, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

too long to read

homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer otm
mandee otm

rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

i am a fan of good dorky fun 100%

rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a crank. I apologize and withdraw my crankiness, if that can be done.

Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

pathetic

RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

A+++++++++++++ WOULD SNACK AGAIN!!!!

libcrypt, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)


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