Inspired by my sister's review of a Snicker's 30 pack:
Chocolate Bar Variety Pack - 30 ct Offered by DAB Nutrition Price: $23.95
Availability: In Stock
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straight from zeus, May 4, 2007
This fun pack is a veritable taste sensation. I thought perhaps I was dreaming when I opened up the snickers and smelled the sweet aroma of nuts and chocolate -- nothing beats biting into that succulent chocolate bar! At least that's what I thought, until I unveiled the crispy crunchy twix bar. To do this is a true revelation, as the cookie and the caramel mingling sinfully with the chocolate is like dying and going to heaven. The fact that you can top off this delightful combo by unsheathing a Mars bar or the ever decadent 3 Musketeers -- well, it's truly a miracle indeed.
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)
reads vaguely sexual and very non-genius.
click here for examples of genius amazon.com reviews
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)
OOPS, I mean click here
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)
who is The Macallan 18 Year?
― RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)
ctrl-f and search: KISS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)
Alex in NYC?
― RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)
nope, M0rgan in SJ
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)
Asking people to select their own reviews to be labeled as "genius" is bad enough; labeling that one as genius is just incomprehensible.
― Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)
Just went right over your heads, did it?
― milo z, Monday, 25 June 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)
who is Hurting 2?
― RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)
YOU GUYS ARE KINDA INSULTING MY SIS HERE, FUCK ALL Y'ALL
AND I USE 'GENIUS' VERY LIBERALLY
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)
THE IDEA IS TO REVIEW VERY STUPID PRODUCTS LIKE TEDDY GRAHAMS OR E.L. FUDGE COOKIES AND BE DORKY
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)
this thread is awesome
― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)
ban hurting
― ghost rider, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)
http://mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/
― Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)
mandee that review is awesome A+++ screw teh haterz.
― latebloomer, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)
too long to read
― homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)
xpost
latebloomer otm mandee otm
― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)
i am a fan of good dorky fun 100%
― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)
I'm a crank. I apologize and withdraw my crankiness, if that can be done.
― Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)
pathetic
― RJG, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)
A+++++++++++++ WOULD SNACK AGAIN!!!!
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 04:52 (nineteen years ago)