World Wrestling Entertainment is deeply saddened to report that today Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their home. There are no further details at this time, other than the Benoit family residence is currently being investigated by local authorities.
Don't know what to say yet. Shocked.
― alex in montreal, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
fuckin' terrible. rip l'il dude.
― hstencil, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
uh waht
― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
was just coming here to start this. one of my favorite wrestlers, RIP.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
what??
― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wrestlingobserver.com/wo/news/headlines/default.asp?aID=20000
Benoit family found dead
The WWE just told its talent and released on its web site that Chris Benoit was found dead by Atlanta police.
Benoit, wife Nancy aka Woman and son Daniel were all found dead. We have no other details at this moment. It is believed that Chris Benoit's two other children were in Canada.
All plans for Raw tonight have been scrapped and they will do a show on the life of Benoit.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
You know why I watch wrestling long after I stopped being a kid? Because once in a blue moon, we got genuine real emotion out of it, like watching a movie or listening to a song that means something to you. The last moment I've experienced was Benoit winning at WM20 and Guerrero coming to the ring to hug him, that despite all the years of political bullshit and being told that they were too small and too bland, they finished the biggest night in the pro wrestling calendar on top.
― alex in montreal, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
He missed last nights PPV (he was supposed to fight C.M. Punk for the ECW belt) and nobody knew what was up.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
:( haven't watched wrestling avidly for a good few years but he was a consistent fave entertainer oh man :(
― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
his flying headbutt was nutz. great wrassler
― hstencil, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
WHAT!?!
i can't believe this.
jesus christ.
the way they coded his thumb-across-the-throat into WCW/NWO Revenge was awesome, and he was one of the reasons that game ruled.
fuck.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
Is any reputable news organization reporting this? All the links are to wrestling pages and I figure the AP would notice a triple death of a even a minor celeb?
― Alex in SF, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)
Someone wrote "This event could be a worked wrestling angle." on wiki but what the hell would be the point? Faking Vince's death is one thing, but Benoit wasn't involved in any big angles beyond having just been drafted to ECW.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
and afaik Wrestling Observer doesn't report worked stuff as real, they've been bitching about how stupid the Vince death angle is since it happened.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)
I would say that after Eddy, there's no way they'd pull some bullshit like this, but you really never know with these guys.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
the AP would notice a triple death of a even a minor celeb?
i figure atlanta local news would mention a triple death.
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
here's what the newsfeeds are saying.
No legit confirmation, yet.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah the fact that we even have to question this really fucking sucks.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
this takes a while for newswires to get confirmation, as well. yesterday i heard about rod beck's death like 4 hours before ap reported it.
i hope there's not a third likable celebrity sportsman about to die. x____x
― hstencil, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
IMO if this is for real they just cancel the Vince angle and have McMahon come out and apologize for the whole thing, including virtually ignoring Sensational Sherrie's death but that would be giving him too much credit probably.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=a76b6326-1f90-4539-988e-cf4eb2b8cd7f
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
MORE DETAILS ON DEATH OF CHRIS BENOIT & FAMILY By: Bob Ryder 6/25/2007 6:36:57 PM
Details remain very sketchy regarding the tragic news today that Chris Benoit and his family were found dead at their Atlanta area home.
Benoit had been scheduled to appear on a WWE house show on Saturday. Sources tell us Benoit called to first say he would be taking a later flight, and then to say he would not be attending the house show due to a family illness. According to one source, Benoit said both his wife and son were throwing up blood and he needed to stay to take care of them.
At last night's Vengeance pay-per-view, Benoit was replaced in his match by Johnny Nitro.
No other details are available at this time and police are on the scene at the Benoit residence investigating.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus, that just sucks.
― J, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
That sounds unbelieveably weird.
― Alex in SF, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
:/ RIP.
― jim, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)
ebola
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)
wtf: sensational sherri died TOO? jesus.
― kingfish, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
RIP. I never really liked wrestling much, but as a child, I watched it...at the time, he was probably my favorite. :(
― Tape Store, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)
RAW starts early tonight so we'll see what's up in about 20 minutes.
x-post yeah kingfish, Sherri died a couple weeks ago and people were pissed they were doing the fake Vince tributes instead of talking about her.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
Good grief -- I don't follow wrestling at all but if this was some crazy virus or something, Jesus. What a horror.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
wtf
― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)
VINCE IS ON RAW, GOOD MAN
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
No cable, will have to wait to watch it thru the usual means.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)
he was crying guys, this is real
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)
there's no audience in the arena either, show was cancelled.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)
RIP :(
it kind of makes the whole vince's death thing seem even more stupid than it already does doesn't it
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13567642/detail.html?rss=atl&psp=news
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)
R.I.P.
:(
I haven't watched wrestling in a full decade now, but man... Benoit was always a favorite and a sure-fire reason to tune in when he was scheduled to appear. This is so unbelievably sad.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)
I dont know anything about wrestling but the circs around these deaths is mighty creepyweird. Vomiting blood and sudden deaths?
― Trayce, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)
wow.
rip chris & family.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
sadface.
― Dy, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)
from the AJC, nothing really new, but how classy is this line:
Officials would not say how the family died, other than to say they weren't shot to death.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)
the Benoit vs. Malenko match they're showing now is pure awesomeness. what a loss.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
One of Chris' first tag-team partners died last month, as well.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)
for some reason the wikipedia page on pro wrestlers has this bizarre paragraph on benoit right in the middle:
The WWE community was struck with tragedy on June 25, 2007, as Benoit was found dead in his home with his wife, Nancy and his son, Daniel. Autopsy results revealed prior heroin abuse, which may have resulted in what some theorize was a suicide/murder. Among other controversy, the charred remains of child pornography were found among Benoit's possessions after his house was investigated.
― max, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)
seems to be gone already, and weird cranks coming out of the woodwork and writing shit like that on wikipedia are the reason his main article's been locked for the time being. I haven't seen anything of the sort anywhere else.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)
Sadly these highlight clips they're showing on RAW have probably been the best matches its seen in some time. The Road Wild match versus Malenko brought back some good memories.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)
Yah I like those outdoor matches, and Woman was in his corner and involved in the finish, so it was a good match to show.
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)
oh wow they just showed a masked Japanese match against Jushin Liger
― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
http://webzoom.freewebs.com/huskerhav/198720.bmp http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2977/dynamitekidtodayjr5.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
RIP Chris Masters, TNA needed another gassed-up reject.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 8 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/09/chyna-changes-name-tells-vince-mcmahon-to-bring-it/
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=12wRbugqgGY
Youtube video of the year, as Iron Shiek, Honky Tonk Man, and New Jack bring some much needed calm and restraint to a discussion of this subject.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
The point where Shieky goes "Ah don maaaaand you kill Nonsy Sooo-livan", and it pans back to reveal that New Jack and Honky are sitting next time him trying to work out if they should say anything is A++++ would stare at opened mouthed again.
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
Youtube video of the year
fucking DECADE, this is completely awesome, good lookin out Dom
― J0hn D., Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)
another category tuomas missed
― gabbneb, Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
holy fuck.
― sean gramophone, Saturday, 29 December 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
omg.
i ain't been convicted of chocking no ho.
― Mr. Goodman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
Great video, in a morbid way. But also trivializes a horrible subject. It makes me want to reach into their "shoot interview" and tell them to shut the f--k up. I'd be scared they'd choke-slam me, of course.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
Great relationship advice there from New Jack.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)
never ban passantino
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 30 December 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)
"I hope your kids are born retarded cos that shit don't make no sense"
― DJ Mencap, Sunday, 30 December 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)
Too many choice quotes here but surely truer words were never spoken than New Jack's "I had some bitches in my day that I wanted to choke the fucking shit out of".
I couldn't believe that Honky *defended* (sorta) Nancy's killing by saying "we don't know what buttons she pushed".
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 30 December 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)
Chalk another one down to "fired due to inability to not look like shit without steroids":
On the forum of his official website, www.BobbyLashleyOnline.com, Lashley commented, "Circumstances, which are out of my control left me no decision but to leave the WWE. I can't go into details of this now but like I said before, sometimes people will hate you personally and try to destroy you, which has happened here. Evil has prevailed. However like I said before, if you continue your struggle, doors will open around these people. You have not seen the last of me, so please don't stop your support. Add Bobby Lashley to the list of RECENTLY RELEASED!"
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
Evil has prevailed
Bobby Lashley: Straight-Talker.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
It's even funnier if you imagine it being said in his weird ass T2 ft Jodie voice.
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
serious wrestling question:
was watching raw a few nights back and 2 dudes (i think one of the hardy bros?? i haven't actively followed wrestling since i was like 12) got taken off on stretchers after an outside-the-ring stunt in which one dude jumped onto another from some type of scaffolding structure and they both landed on the arena floor concrete. it looked pretty real? anything come of this or was i duped?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
That was Jeff Hardy doing his weekly stuntman spot with Randy Orton to hype their match at a PPV this weekend. It was some kind of wooden platform, not concrete, and it was all planned out.
LOLOLOL at Lashley, that guy was always useless
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
figured!
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
those paramedics were good actors :/
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, Lashley sucks. He'll be in TNA with a rat in a bag over his head or some shit in no time.
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
He'll be in TNA with a rat in a bag over his head or some shit in no time.
Stay classy, Bobby Lashley!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
It was some kind of wooden platform, not concrete, and it was all planned out.
It wasn't even all wooden - you could see where the black-painted foam had broken on impact from the fall when the cameras finally peered in (you will notice on replay that they didn't show the actual impact on camera -- the foam would have been even more obvious).
Here's a simple rule of thumb for new fans: if the cameras are all up in their faces, it's a work. When the cameras turn away to the crowd and the feed cuts to a vignette or something (a la Owen Hart) it's a shoot.
― MacDara, Friday, 1 February 2008 08:54 (eighteen years ago)
There are a few exceptions to that, however. Remember when Scott Putski fucked up his knee on PPV about 10 years ago? They zoomed right in on his kneecap, which had already slid down his shin. Ewww.
― MacDara, Friday, 1 February 2008 08:58 (eighteen years ago)
Or when Sid Eudy's shin snapped in half on a PPV in 2001, which they then re-ran multiple times on the next night's Nitro.
― kingfish, Friday, 1 February 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
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― kingfish, Saturday, 9 February 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)
There was a Benoit documentary on CBC's "The Fifth Estate" (you can stream it here: http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/fighttothedeath/video.html)
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 10 February 2008 12:02 (eighteen years ago)
oh fucking hell: http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/Pages/testvideo.html
― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 06:26 (eighteen years ago)
Steven Regal, 60 day drug suspension.
Way to rep for the UK, Darren.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.superbirthdaysupply.com/members/1017430/uploaded/UNI21344.jpg
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 09:47 (seventeen years ago)
shit
― MPx4A, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjkRFF6zabI
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
QueenofKane (4 days ago) I love you Benoit. No matter what you did or didn't do I will always love you.
elscer1324 (3 days ago) who are you his wife?
QueenofKane (3 days ago) Uh no smart ass I am not his wife.
― Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)
Jimmy Kimmel to Flava Flav: "You're a worse father than Chris Benoit."
― Frogman Henry, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
"In the aftermath of the Benoit family tragedy, other WWE wrestlers have begun using the crossface as a regular move, such as Triple H and Shawn Michaels."
I can't process this. They've begun using a different crossface move, maybe?
― milo z, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:56 (seventeen years ago)
nah, it's pretty cripply looking when Shawn does it
― MPx4A, Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:31 (seventeen years ago)
The idea is they're "reclaiming" the move, so people associate it with three-and-a-half star PPV main events rather than throttling the life out of a retarded six-year-old.
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
I think they should just be more like Japan where loads of wrestlers do variants on the same moves, rather than exclusively associating signature moves with one wrestler. It would be a shame for Randy Orton to murder somebody and for there to then be a stigma attached to a 3/4 turn neckbreaker or a chinlock.
― MPx4A, Sunday, 20 July 2008 12:48 (seventeen years ago)
Hey, HHH-Cena II was 4+ stars!
At least they don't call it the "crippler" crossface anymore, it's just the plain, ordinary, non-life threatening crossface. WWE is family friendly entertainment, you know.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 20 July 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)
It would be a shame for Randy Orton to murder somebody and for there to then be a stigma attached to a 3/4 turn neckbreaker or a chinlock.
If only! Then we might be spared the boredom.
― MacDara, Sunday, 20 July 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-08-04.gif
― jeremy waters, Saturday, 9 August 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
I NO MIND U KILL NANCY, BUT VY U KILL DANIEL VYYYY
― cankles, Saturday, 9 August 2008 05:57 (seventeen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldkVia1NpwY
"I'm still alive... I'm speaking for the dead, man"
― farcottonloco, Friday, 12 June 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/KoC/isvincedead.gif
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
why was this never renamed
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 03:11 (nine years ago)
A catastrophic demiseImmeasurable regretsShit builds up, fills upToo much, goes overboard (What the fuck am I doin?)Oh lord, pressure storedEXPLODED, unloaded (What the fuck am I doin?)I had to, it's really too bad tooWent koo-koo (Gone there, dude)Grab bat and STAB foolsWho knew? Sad news (What the fuck am I doin?)I-I-I-I-I-I brokeIt took some time (Slowpoke)I finally gave way, went under deed (Don't flow)?No longer steering, choosinOn auto-pilot, cruisinHaywire, crash. VirusPull your tongue out with pliersCHRIS BENOITNo longer steeringLost all controlManipulationIt won't let me goThe pain explodedThe pressure burstI dropped the wheelHeaded for the worstStrobe lightLet go, hold tightWake up to this, cold sightYou did this, this, youWhat the fuck am I doin?You got issuesWhat happened? Shit, i'm steppinAll bloody myself, i'm slappinOne day, all the sudden itAll became too much, wouldn't it?Yes! Finally released (What the fuck am I doin?)Unleash the beastHe jacked my controller (What the fuck am I doin?)Took me overI had to. It's really too bad tooWent koo-koo (Gone there, dude)Grab bat and STAB foolsWho knew? Absurd newsI'M CHRIS BENOITNo longer steeringLost all controlManipulationIt won't let me goThe pain explodedThe pressure burstI dropped the wheelHeaded for the worst"On any given night, I can take you oot. Permanently. Because life is aboot pain. I'm the crippler, Chris Benoit."A catastrophic demiseImmeasurable regrets (Headed for the worst)The crippler
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― ian, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:18 (nine years ago)
omg
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)