ILXORS WAHT ARE THEY?

The small cat

donuts (lol pussy)

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT LOVE IS A CONTINUOUS STREAM?

We are the dicks that make it possible to appreciate when people are nice.

MODS, PLZ TO ADD "CONTINUOUS STREAM OF LOVE" TO POLL OPTIONS.

xpost

bag of dicks

I almost went with for the third option, but it didn't follow the genesis of the poll closely enough.

werewolves

bunch of werewolf dicks?

"Werewolves" fits comfortably into the "NEVERENDING RAINBOW" option. Poll voting isn't rocket science, people.

i clicked wrong option then :(((

We can always start a second poll called "ILXORS WAHT ELSE ARE THEY?", which will include:

"THE SMALL CAT"
"WHIPPIN' SHITTIES"
"CONTINUOUS STREAM OF LOVE"
"BAG OF DICKS"
"WEREWOLVES"
"BAG OF WEREWOLF DICKS"
etc.

I wanted this to have more of a global feel.

Neverending dick stream.

i got nothin'

"KOOL KOKKFARMERS"

The follow up to this is going to be a long poll, but I promise to include all listed options.

We're going to get this figured out once and for all.

Neverending dick stream.

I'd have that looked at if I were you

Surely drunk is the answer?

I'm just going to keep reposting these in chunks so I remember all of them.

"DRUNK"
"NEVERENDING DICK STREAM"
"KOOL KOKKFARMERS"

(btw, these are all strong contenders.)

yr mom

This question is too difficult with only the three options!

"CHAD THE FRAT FAIRY AND TINKER GORDON"

xpost: PUT IN SOME EFFORT, POLLS CAN'T VOTE FOR THEMSELVES YOU KNOW.

ILXORS FUCK MARRY KILL

PIXIE FRIENDS

This follow up is going to be a daunting enterprise.

"FUCK MARRY KILL"
"PIXIE FRIENDS"
"YR MOM"

added to futurepoll.xls.

It's really too bad that this can't be done with run-off voting.

THE FUTURE HOLDS UNTOLD MYSTERIES, SARA.

And you will lead us to them, of course.

I'm like that guy in the Davinci Code, but not stuck in a really shitty book.

ILXorz are a bunch of melon farming coke sippers.

"BUNCH OF MELON FARMING COKE SIPPERS"

Keep 'em coming. (you are all voting in this one, right? poll number two will determine what subcategory best fits the larger descriptor, so we need both for this to work.)

Also, I forgot "GETTIN SOME STRANGE" from a different thread.

ginger douchetards

non-tipping-ass muthas

shade-tippin' mofos!

One day aliens are going to comb through these archives and wonder what the fuck drugs Earth was smokin.

on yr post-apocalyptic internet
bein a alien

aussie goths

(that's got to be half the board, right?)

OK FINE.

"GINGER DOUCHETARDS"
"NON-TIPPIN ASS MUTHAS"
"SHADE-TIPPIN MOFOS!"
"ON YR POST-APOCALYPTIC INTERNET BEIN A ALIEN"
"AUSSIE GOTHS"

HAPPY NOW?

no

where is the number four?

OR cosmic schefter?

"NUMBER FOUR"
"COSMIC SCHEFTER"

HAPPY NOW? ALSO SHUT UP.

I mean that with all the love and heart that one can express via intarnet, yo.

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I VOTED FOR BUNCH OF DICKS.

YOU HAVE CHOSEN...WISELY.

[/1ndianajones]

ALSO, FUCK OFF HTML PARSER FOR PROHIBITING "[Indiana jones]" JOKE.

Wait... Aussie goths half the board? Is that some kind of fat joek?

;_;

y

wait n

MOTHERCRUSHING ROCKHOLDERS?

12ft lizzards

"Wait... Aussie goths half the board? Is that some kind of fat joek?"

no! paranoid much? /that was a joek

"FORENSICATORESSES"
"MOTHERCRUSHING ROCKHOLDERS?"
"12FT LIZZARDS"

Maintaining original punctuation choices as best I can, all entries required to be in CLAPSLOK format.

FORNICATEASAURUS

TRICERACOXXX

"IN UR BASE KILLIN UR CLASSIC OR DUDS"

yr cusack/rudds

A bag of small cat dicks would be treacherous actually because the cat penis is barbed.

Did I really set this poll to last a week?

That was kind of stupid of me.

How about we call it "short-sighted" instead?

No. Stupid is more accurate.

I sometimes forget that it is pointless to try to be diplomatic with you.

JJ started the thread.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

THE ANTICIPATION BUILDS.

(this will be sad if only 3 people voted in it.)

Oh yeah, also:

"FORNICATEASAURUS"
"TRICERACOXXX"
"IN UR BASE KILLIN UR CLASSIC OR DUDS"

Last day for round 2 nominations, people.

LOLCAT XXX-PERTZ

Going to hell. Mostly.

spoonfaces

thin,winsome,alert,and howlingling competent- I would like to put it on record that you all deserve a sound thrashing

spoonfaces otm

Is that a seperate entry from "spoonfaces"? Just trying to keep everything legit.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

AWESOME.

Ok, that's a lot more votes than I expected.

"THE SMALL CAT"
"WHIPPIN' SHITTIES"
"CONTINUOUS STREAM OF LOVE"
"BAG OF DICKS"
"WEREWOLVES"
"BAG OF WEREWOLF DICKS"
"DRUNK"
"NEVERENDING DICK STREAM"
"KOOL KOKKFARMERS"
"CHAD THE FRAT FAIRY AND TINKER GORDON"
"FUCK MARRY KILL"
"PIXIE FRIENDS"
"YR MOM"
"BUNCH OF MELON FARMING COKE SIPPERS"
"GETTIN SOME STRANGE"
"GINGER DOUCHETARDS"
"NON-TIPPIN ASS MUTHAS"
"SHADE-TIPPIN MOFOS!"
"ON YR POST-APOCALYPTIC INTERNET BEIN A ALIEN"
"AUSSIE GOTHS"
"NUMBER FOUR"
"COSMIC SCHEFTER"
"FORENSICATORESSES"
"MOTHERCRUSHING ROCKHOLDERS?"
"12FT LIZZARDS"
"FORNICATEASAURUS"
"TRICERACOXXX"
"IN UR BASE KILLIN UR CLASSIC OR DUDS"
"LOLCAT XXX-PERTZ"
"GOING TO HELL. MOSTLY."
"SPOONFACES"
"THIN,WINSOME,ALERT,AND HOWLINGLING COMPETENT- I WOULD LIKE TO PUT IT ON RECORD THAT YOU ALL DESERVE A SOUND THRASHING"
"SPOONFACES OTM"

I think that's all of them so far. Feel free to offer corrections/point out any that I missed. Also, you have one more day to offer further suggestions in light of the poll results.

haha i don't think spoonfaces otm is different from spoonfaces, no need to split that particular vote

John, you missed my BIG BAG OF SMALL CAT DICKS.

Is this about me calling you a pedophile? Because that was just the ambrosia talking.

Right you are. Will be amended in follow up poll.

xpost "BIG BAG OF SMALL CAT DICKS" added to poll. Also "PEDOPHILES" added to poll. Maybe.

A HOT MESS

^^^this

"A HOT MESS" added, "PEDOPHILES" removed due to unfair competetive advantage.

Alright, poll #2 delayed due to the fact that I am to drunk to copy/paste.

you can't possibly still be too drunk to copy/paste.

No, but I've got the day off so I'd better get to it before the inevitable.

ILXORS WAHT ARE THEY PART II - TEH PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, BUT WAHT KIND OF BUNCH OF DICKS?