Viduka ate all the noodles: It's the 2007 Asian Cup Thread

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Yes, next week is the kickoff of the <a href="http://www.afcasiancup.com/en/";>2007 AFC Asian Cup</a>! Asia's finest will be there for exciting matches including the tradtional showdowns like Uzbekistan vs Malaysia.

Also, Australia will be there. Wait, Australia's part of Asia now? Someone forgot to tell the conservative types down under about that. Anyway, it will be slightly more exciting than the time when I watched in person Australia defeat Tahiti 9-0 in an OFC Nations Cup match.

The experts say that Australia vs Japan (they met in the World Cup last year don't you know) will decide this in what we hope is the next stage of "the England vs Germany of the East". *cough*

But I wouldn't rule out Oman just yet.

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Noodles not as fattening as pie, obv.

aldo, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, have you seen Viduka lately?

Michael White, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

This is the man who put on more (undisclosed amount) weight than Robbie Fowler (2st 1lb) in closed season, let's not forget.

aldo, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

The dangers of wearing a table cloth

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41800000/jpg/_41800764_viduka_getty416.jpg
Australia's Croatian, Mark Viduka prepares to eat Croatia's Australian, Joe Simunic

onimo, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not an expert on Asian food, sorry!

King Boy Pato, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

THIS JUST IN: Oman defeat North Korea in a friendly after penalties!

King Boy Pato, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

So, can I have a recent photo of Viduka? I want ocular proof of his fatness.

Drooone, Friday, 29 June 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/6729863.stm

Chewing wee Michael Owen as he signs for Newcastle.

onimo, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

oops

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40670000/jpg/_40670692_viduka_203x152.jpg

onimo, Friday, 29 June 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Wow they won against Thailand. I don't care, Australia still suck arses.

Drooone, Monday, 16 July 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

4-0. Most teams would be happy to "suck arses" like that.

SeekAltRoute, Monday, 16 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Would most teams be happy to go down 3-1 to Iraq? hm? And play like "arrogant cocks"?

Drooone, Monday, 16 July 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

the lack of use of nick carle is mystifying.

haitch, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Who to pick out of these dudes?

Malaysia vs Iran
Uzbekistan vs China
Indonesia vs South Korea
Saudi Arabia vs Bahrain

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

MAYBE

Malaysia vs Iran
Uzbekistan vs China
Indonesia vs South Korea
Saudi Arabia vs Bahrain

nb. I'm prety terrible at this.

Drooone, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

Cheers :)

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck the Socceroos. They don't want to be there and all they've done is make Asia hate us more.

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)


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