I want a tail

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Assuming money was no object, how would I go about getting a large, fully working lemur like tail grafted on?

*rumpie*, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

the day they can do that is the day they can cure paralysis.

Will M., Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

so that would have been three years ago, except embryonic stem cells are SATAN'S WORK

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

how about an opposable big toe? That could be mad useful.

kenan, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Well a paralysis cure would be a jaunty little bonus for which I'd gladly take the credit, but what I want is a stripy tail. How much cash do I need?

*rumpie*, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, opposable toes could open up a whole new world, but the tail is more a trend setting thing, know what I mean?

*rumpie*, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://xydexx.com/anthrofurry/olympian.htm

kenan, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

I went to high school with a very odd girl who one day showed up with a tail sticking out from under her uniform cardigan. What asked about the tail, she said it helped her communicate with life on other planest. No joke.

ENBB, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

god when i read that i was like "alfador? like the chrono trigger cat?" then he sad that's where he got it from and then i realized i had something in common w/ a furry. yikes.

Will M., Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

London gig-goers will of course be aware of famed weirdo perv Jim Rat-tail, often seen sporting a long black leather tail at gigs while taking photos of female musicians to put on his website. I'm sure one of those body modification dweebs has had a tail grafted on at some point. Stelarc or someone like that.

Matt #2, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/45/125628520_a42e836e6f.jpg

jaymc, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

:D

kenan, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

I got excited reading about that furry until I realised his tail was attached with a belt. Blah blah blah, you can't even wag that shit.

*rumpie*, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-5/1009213/goldfrapp.jpg

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

I want a Goldfrapp

kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Surely this is related to this thread?

KitCat, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

and this one:

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Uptown2.jpg

kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

no no no that is not a thread that is the Cos

kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?

kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

I just knew 'growing a tail' was something gross and know i can confirm it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=growing+a+tail

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

A wet tail is the best

eewww...

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I just want SOME tail.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/19/104339494_2514305394.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Why would anyone want a tail? Any human, anyway.How cld you wear clothes?

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think adding a tail-hole would be that complicated

nabisco, Friday, 29 May 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

One of my friends has a birthmark on her lower back that has long hair growing out of it and looks just like a tail. It's sorta creepy tbh.

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

It wld be difficult to sit in many difft types of chair.

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 29 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Since my image from two years ago disappeared:
http://www.holycr4p.com/images/stories/comic_images/black_hole.JPG

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 29 May 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

(NSFW-ish, I guess)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 29 May 2009 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

What is that from?

cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Friday, 29 May 2009 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

Black Hole by Charles Burns

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 29 May 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)


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