Internetisms that will never, ever cross over into RL

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People even say "newbie" and "owned" from time to time on like Hollyoaks and shit these days. I could never have predicted this happening back in like 94 or whenever. It's not quite "nubcakes" and "lolmgpwnj", but it's getting there. WHERE WILL IT END?

I don't know if this is a parody thread or not ;_;

g-kit, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

";_;"

ghost rider, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

just cos you never cry, dude...

g-kit, Friday, 29 June 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, is that what that means

Tom D., Friday, 29 June 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

I said "crying eagle dot jpeg" the other day. Sorry, world.

xero, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

"RL"

Hurting 2, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

";_;"

that's bjork crying.

jed_, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

I admit I've said "pwned" (well, "poned") more than once but its usually kind of jokingly. Ditto saying things like "bee arr bee".

Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

:more than once"

Mikey Bidness, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

OK, all the time then, FINE ;P

Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes, in the irl, if someone tries to make a joke and it's not really funny, i just say "lol". i only do that to people if i'm in an uncool mood, though.

andi, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

how often is that?

jed_, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

I've never done this. Most of these save keystrokes, but not syllables and none of my friends are really internet savvy so who the fuck would get the joke anyway.

marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

when you factor irony into the equation all bets are off

bernard snowy, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

I once was trying to get someone's attention who was too busy watching the telly or something and I said "alt+tab fool!" :(

jim, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha I like that one!

Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha yeah that is kind of awesome

marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

I once was trying to get someone's attention who was too busy watching the telly or something and I said "alt+tab fool!" :(

i have no idea what this means

i basically despise all "internetisms"

lex pretend, Saturday, 30 June 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

"owned" is not an internetism, you dorks.

...i have said "UH" (but not "...jpg") in conversation plenty. but that isn't really an internetism either.

river wolf, Saturday, 30 June 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

I have had the desire to say [such and such].jpeg on a few occassions. It's such a nice device.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 June 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

"owned" is not an internetism, you dorks.

I'd say if you specifically say "pwned" it is, but the only time I've ever heard that out loud is when Cartman said it on the WoW South Park episode.

I just spent a minute trying to explain what alt-tab does to the lex, but deleted it because, you know, highlight-right click-Search Google for "thing you don't understand."

marmotwolof, Saturday, 30 June 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

I explained the concept of lolcats to my wife the other day. That probably doesn't count.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

I tell you what though, explaining that cats can't spell very well and like to have flavour isn't half as funny IRL.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 30 June 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

alt+tab = stroke of genius, wp.

g-kit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

Where does the cat having a flavour thing come from?

Mark C, Saturday, 30 June 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

AFAIK (that's another one!) this was the picture it was first attached to:

http://i7.tinypic.com/4yt7hg0.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 30 June 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

my poor hart go brakebrake every time

g-kit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)


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