Ham Porter: This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.
Squints: I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!
Ham Porter: [the kids are being chased away from the pool by the lifeguards after Squints kisses Wendy] Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that? Squints: [puts on his glasses] Of course I did. been planning it for years.
this movie was awesome. wendy peppercorn was a total stand-in for the hot high school lifeguard we all perved over (which pervation reached a fever pitch so high that it climaxed not once but twice with a)class crazy getting her invited to study so he could lipsync 'ill make love to you' by boyz 2 men to her & b)her boyfriend yelling at our entire class in PE by telling us to "go suck a dick" & caling us "a bunch of assholes" (he was a junior, we were in 5th grade)
also inspired really lame copycat 'sandlot' baseball league that summer that was mostly just embarrassing & didnt last very long
& the red man scene
― deeznuts, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)
all-time classic
― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
*study HALL
we had a crazy cunt of a teacher that year who got fired because it was technically a reading class & she just handed out some retarded book about young boys pickin cherries or something & made us write page long essays on every chapter when she clearly hadnt read a single page of the book herself & basically spent the entire class making fun of us. but she had some weird relationship going with this guy lifeguard who im pretty sure to this day is gay & i guess as a result had some kind of in with this chick so she kind of made up for everything by arranging for the most surreal moment of my tender life
by coincidence i saw her myspace page just the other day & she has one of those q&a things prominently displayed there that describes her as "sex-crazed" or something & she has a bunch of picture comments from similarly pathetic aging overweight women of hott young studs etc & its not that i dont know whether to laugh or cry, its that i just basically hate the bitch
― deeznuts, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
less classic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
link please
― gr8080, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)
L 7 WEEEEENIEEEEEEE
― impudent harlot, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)
grady im going to give you the benefit of the doubt & link you far away from myspace http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108037/
― deeznuts, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)
for-ev-ER for-ev-ER
― tehresa, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)
you play ball like a GIRL!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 June 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)
wtf Wendy Peppercorn was in Grindhouse?!?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 June 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)