end threads quicker

So not gonna happen - Wayne joins thread and post pictures of him getting jiggy with the girls later that night.

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

political/race/whatever threads - everyone agrees that no concensus will be reached and that the thread will go on for like 4 weeks longer than necessary so they just abandon it there and then, to rapturous applause.

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:41 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Car bomb drama - dirty bomb explodes in London soon afterwards killing 5 million

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:41 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

WDYLL - Andrew wears a shirt

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

WDYLL - Simon Weston joins the board.

-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:43 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

end threads quicker - locked before someone loses an eye.

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:43 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

britpop threads - louis jagger strangled with own intestine before thread started

-- electricsound, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Chris Benoit RIP: Benoit runs in to the ring during Monday Night RAW before attacking the ECW Champion with a crippler crossface - it was all a hoax.

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Pazz and Jop poll threads: Chuck Eddy dies in a car accident, January 13th 1985

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

BAN LOUIS JAGGER - jagger is banned. thread locked.

-- acrobat, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

all threads: people just fucking install killfile on louis jagger and be done with it.

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

FAP threads - shitbag Calvinist government bans pubs altogether

-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Tipping thread - Merkins realise their system is completely confusing to everyone else

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

FAP thread: FAP organised efficiently

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:46 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

anticipate L O S T season x - nobody posts because there's no way in hell anybody knows what the fuck is going on, let alone what will happen in the future

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Petridis Burn threads -- ILM music critic krew get real paid

-- That one guy that quit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Liverpool Won't Win The Premiership 2007-2008 - Manchester United and Chelsea team buses are involved in head-on collision injuring most of the squad for half the season.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Doctor Who 4 - the Ice Warriors are in the first episode

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

POLL: MALCOLM McDOWELL - A Clockwork Orange

-- acrobat, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

list thread - topic extremely obscure

-- electricsound, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

generic ilx thread - the Lex has heard of it/them

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:52 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Americanisms that will never, ever cross over into the UK - there aren't any

-- acrobat, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

generic ilx sex-related thread - Fake Tuomas admits who they are

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

watercooler - hosepipe ban

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Zany polls about the best movie of minor actors - Napoleon offers the US no support during the War of Independance, America remains a British colony to this day

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Is anyone actually watching "Hell's Kitchen" with any intensity? - No.

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lolol

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

What did you have for breakfast? - SOYLENT GREEN

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

any thread after 2004 or so - hstencil angrily tells us it's already been done, & we're all nubs for not knowing. we cry ourselves to sleep.

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 12:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Watercooler 28 - Kerr gets done by the BPI for his 'cookies'

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

WIMBLEDON 2007 - weather improves, over on time.

-- Alan, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/UnansweredQuestionsControllerServlet?boardid=40&offset=0

-- Alan, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

all ILM - i like this reckid. right you are. stop.

-- Alan, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i dream about that

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Recently on ilx dreams - g-kit dreams about threads ending quicker

-- aldo, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Petridis Burn threads -- ILM music critic krew get real paid

I do get "real paid." Just not for writing about music.

The real answer to that conundrum is: Petridish resigns and takes up the post of regatta correspondent for the Galashiels & District Courier.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

all Mod Request threads: Hitler won

-- blueski, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Chris Benoit RIP: Benoit runs in to the ring during Monday Night RAW before attacking the ECW Champion with a crippler crossface - it was all a hoax.

I am not sure about this one.

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

ILx to bring in acclaimed Hitler biographer Ian Kershaw as expert adjudicator to confirm for sure that X and Y were how Nazi Germany started.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

this thread: MPPPpA puts a stop to teh funnies

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Watercooler threads - cure for period pains discovered

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Crush threads - Match.com membership price reduced to 50p a year.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Try Glasgow More -- we just go to Mono

-- stet, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

POLL: MALCOLM McDOWELL - A Clockwork Orange

How about... "no"? Is "no" good for you?

-- kenan, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 1:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Not enough rapes in it for you?

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

WDYLL threads: only people who have actually significantly changed in appearance or not posted before post photos, thread content reduced by 97%.

-- blueski, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:07 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

BB 2007 - they all lez up

-- DJ Mencap, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:14 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

less handwringing more funnies

-- g-kit, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:22 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Excelsior threads - post funny things.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:23 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

end threads quicker: all the fucking losers shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my thread

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:55 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

end threads/board "You've been poxyfuled"

-- nathalie, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

contraception C/D,S/D,POX : everyone is knocked up

-- ken c, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 2:59 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link