I fockin' hate standing around sipping beer while someone cooks barbecue

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The beer makes me tired, and being tired makes me anxious. If I drink, it needs to be focused and concentrated, so I can bypass the weary stage and arrive safely and quickly at the I'M DRUNK stage. Drunk = energized and sociable! Do I has a problem?

HAPPY 4th ALL AMERICANS!

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

look at me, house full of people, I'm posting on ILX! I'm switching to shots.

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

I was about to say: move to straight liquor. And poor a little out for those of us WORKING today :(

will, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

poor = pour

will, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

agree with the first half of the sentence totally but from 'sipping' onwards it sounds pretty great.

blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

four hours til friend's bbq starts, so i'm watching "Seven Ages of Rock", which has some great vid that we've never seen over here, and some massive glaring gaps.

kingfish, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

aw shit we've got KIDS coming over -- must remain relatively sober until 8 or so. I have stuck with Pabst and Red Stripe so far so I am presentable if a bit soporific.

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

I'm really not much for amateurs cooking my meat outside on a hot summer's day. It's just a big meat fetish on the spatula-holder's part.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

Just have Wendy's cater it and get drunk...

Kerm, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

Is this really a big problem, "wanko ergo sum"!

Pål Útlendi, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 07:51 (seventeen years ago)

Dudes totally turned the sausages I brought along into charcoal. And one of them has a degree in Gastronomy. Come on!!

King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)


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