sorry they're a bit blurry.
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/front.jpg
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/back.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 5 July 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago)
Macrame - never a good look
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 July 2007 09:16 (seventeen years ago)
Shredded Wheat, knitted by nans
― *rumpie*, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago)
that shirt is, and can only ever be, full of pillock.
― g-kit, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago)
"Holl', big yin, yer fuckin' jumper's goat a hole in it"
― Tom D., Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
As a rule of thumb, if your nipples are visible to a casual observer, you aren't actually wearing a shirt.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
ararraghghgh nipples
― Ed, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
The two other people are desperately trying not to look at the jumper.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago)
Producer of next Britney Spears hit
― nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago)
Watch closely: it IS Britney Spears!
― StanM, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:10 (seventeen years ago)
His legs are of disproportionate length to his torso
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:11 (seventeen years ago)
In that case it's Tina Turner.
― StanM, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago)
If it was Britney Spears, that'd be a SKIRT not a shirt and she obv would not be wearing much underneath either.
― nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:15 (seventeen years ago)
Dude looks like a porn actor.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago)
I have to say I kind of admire him. He's got a look and he's not afraid to rock it.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago)
His jeans are very white
― Tom D., Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
I bet dude makes a _lot_ of smoothies
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
Makes a lot? He IS one.
― Tom D., Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago)
dude's got windowpane
― Maria :D, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago)
This thread makes me want to renew my subscription to Us Weekly - I miss the fashion police.
― Maria :D, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
If only he could hear this compliment, he'd be chuffed, I am so sure.
― nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago)
Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!
― Neil S, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago)
Look at how perfectly his nipple is framed! It's like a nipple window.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago)
I'm with you on this. This shirt and the man in it are all kinds of amazing.
― ENBB, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago)
i'd probably rather chat w/ him at a party than any of the other ppl pictured
― gff, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago)
(no offense if those are yr friends or something gr80)
― gff, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
I wonder where you would go about purchasing a shirt like that.
― ENBB, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
Purchased? He had to sell his left nipple to get that from the devil himself.
― nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago)
I kinda like the shirt. Or at least his sheer balls for wearing it.
Looks like the kind of bloke who would invite you back to "look at his etchings" or something. I hope he macramed it himself. Though I bet his barefoot and pregnant commonlaw wife macramed it while he was out swinging.
― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago)
I wonder if he keeps the shirt on while sun-bathing. Having a fishbelly-white ghost image of the shirt—that would rule.
― Beth Parker, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
I think he's actually using this as a way to get the attention away from his underachieving balls.
― nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
I can't see picture.
― kv_nol, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago)
Oh wow. Now I can. Jesus.
I bet that guy handcrafts furniture or pottery or musical instruments. I bet he makes a killer mango/avocado salsa. I bet there's lots of turquoise in his house, and that he has a collection of belt buckles.
― Maria :D, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
lol hawaii
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
man i want that shirt
― creme1, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
I wonder, Maria, if that's giving him too much credit? Based on the douchebag glasses frames, kanji tattoos, and prominent sparkly jewelry I think he is more up his own ass than a maker of killer mango salsa and handcrafted woodwork would likely be....
― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago)
Look at how perfectly his nipple is framed!
his nipple looks suicidal! the stories it has heard about nipple jail are true
― tremendoid, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago)
i wld def go talk to that guy though b/c of the shirt
me: so, your shirt, tell me about it nipple shirt: ah yes, i had it hand-crafted from my own design me: what was the impetus behind your design? ns: well, people seem to want you to wear shirts at parties and i'm not much of a 'shirt guy' [finger quotes], so for me this is perfect me: so you're saying it transcends the social boundaries of what it means to be half-naked at a cocktail party, allowing you to mingle comfortably yet maintain your anti-shirt beliefs; that it's both a shirt and not-a-shirt ns: hehe i'm saying it's alright knowwhatimean me: RONG
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
-- rrrobyn, Thursday, July 5, 2007 6:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago)
laurel otm
― remy bean, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago)
i'm not much of a 'shirt guy'
― kenan, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
Haha I mean, I don't really understand the West Coast but some fashion douches transcend geographic differences in subcultural identification.
― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
well whatever he is, if you were to ask him I'm right at positive he would answer "Artist"
― will, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
Even tho I read Maria's post before I've only just noticed his belt buckle. That akshully is kind of nice.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
"not a shirt guy" = direct literal translation of tattoos
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
actual language translation = "mighty chicken fat"
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
this man is wearing my hammock.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
nipples
― Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
his nipples look so obscene!
― Lingbert, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/the_fifth_element/milla_jovovich/bandages.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago)
no nipples no cred
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago)
the savior of the world has no need for nipples
― kenan, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago)
A kind of wimpy beginners version... http://www.artybees.co.nz/bizarre-book-images/why-craft-fairs-are-scarry-and-crimes-in-the-kitchen/crocheted-man.jpg
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
i'm gonna stand up and say that while I hate this shirt, I honestly think it was intended as a SWEATER, to be worn with an ACTUAL shirt underneath it. You know, in a misguided GQ fall fashion 1994 kinda way.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
... although if not... well, that's some serious International Male level faggotry, then
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
i overheard him saying (in a kind of nasaly voice iirc) that he wished he had one in white.
― gr8080, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
I wish he had one in napalm.
― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago)
i'm convinced that the only suitable accessory for this shirt would be a hanging spider plant, worn a la man-purse
http://www.gotoreviews.com/metaefficient/archives/images/6spider.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago)
If this guy were lined up with ten others and someone put a gun to my head, I'd lick this guy's nipples because they are the most likely to not be moldy.
― humansuit, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
^^ CNN.COM LEAD STORY
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT HUMANSUIT'S NIPPLE-LICKING PREFERENCES -- COULD IT SAVE YOUR CHILD'S LIFE?
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago)
BAN CNN
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
His nipples might be more generally dirty after being exposed to the elements.
― Ms Misery, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago)
i wonder if humansuit licks nipples at gunpoint without being specifically asked?
PANIC STATE INITIATED CHOOSE ONE REFLEX ONLY (A) fight (B) flee (C) find a nipple and get some slobber on it, yeah
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago)
"It's 10pm. Do you know where this guy's nipples are?" "Unfortunately, yes."
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
Seriously, though, Elmo totally OTM about this being worn over a long-sleeved t-style shirt for a mid/late-90sish male runway look.
When I was maybe 12, I was watching this older girl I knew take some clothes out of a bag, and she pulled out a very wide mesh shirt, and I said "you really wear that?" and she said "umm yeah?" and then there was an awkward moment before she figured it out and said "no, you wear it OVER a shirt."
This guy is the opposite of that girl.
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
it'd be daring to adhere a bunch of 2" x 2" carpet squares to your chest with, like, dental glue in the exact inverse pattern of nipple-man's shirt, and then show up at the party and pretend you're really mad at what he's done to your shirt.
― remy bean, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
haha!
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
In Mumbai I may be more likely to suck other nipples, but certainly in most world cities pollution has decreased dramatically since the 1970s. I have never been to Mumbai, ergo this is a strong rule of thumb.
Is that the correct use of the word 'ergo,' Nabisco? I want to protect myself from Ned Raggett calling me an idiot again.
As for being 'told' to lick a nipple, wouldn't that be relative? If told, I do, if not, this strategy would certain cause the gunman to freeze for a split second, long enough for the group to subdue him, yes? Ergo, nipple-sucking under armed duress is a strong rule of thumb.
― humansuit, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
the fuck you talking about
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
I agree with you and Nabisco. Definitely whoever drunkenly glued these pieces of wool together and said "there! I've made what can technically be described as a shirt! Can I go now?" to whatever Rumpelstiltskin figure wouldn't let them leave a room until they'd made a garment intended it to be worn over an actual garment.
I bet he is actually English but thinks that dressing like this will help him blend in with Americans more.
― accentmonkey, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
Good camouflage if you're standing in front of a portcullis.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
It's kind of the worst of both worlds, is the thing. He doesn't get to have any shirtless hunkiness, because he is wearing what looks like someone's grandmother's decorative chair-cover over his torso. But he also ruins any opportunity for sexual surprise -- like, he can't take it off and reveal his chest or anything. (Actually I think if he were getting with someone, there would be a huge awkward question concerning what point was appropriate for taking off the shirt, and maybe some horrible chance it would just wind up staying on all through.) That shirt is like a trailer for a bad movie that gives away the twist, rendering both the movie and the trailer worthless and appalling.
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
Also I bet it gets caught on crap all the time.
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago)
Why even wear pants with that thing? That's what I'd tell him.
― humansuit, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago)
I would be more on the impressed side if he had a whole bodysuit like that, with a codpiece.
― nabisco, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago)
He looks like he says "right on" a lot.
― Drooone, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
its a shame that the glasses came out so blurry. they were bordering on raquet-ball goggles.
― gr8080, Thursday, 5 July 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.lanceandeskimo.com/chefelf/images/rnt_nib_triscuit.jpg
― daria-g, Friday, 6 July 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know (well, I do) but he seems so German.
― nathalie, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:31 (seventeen years ago)