Best Wackpacker (Do not click if you hate Howard Stern or polls.)

wtf people.

crazy alice for me.

i have a soft spot for elegant eliot offen

I'm trying to remember how many are dead. Has Jeff the Drunk died yet?

I think he's the one who recently had the massive, infected boil on his ass. I think he was in the hospital.

Please mark this "Not Safe for Human Eyes"

JEFF IS ALIVE

HANK IS DEAD

AND THE ORIGINAL BIGFOOT

ALSO CLIFF PALETE AND JOE CANCER

close race between eric and wendy

eric high pitch or the midget?

the latter

yah.. he is an amazing little man.

mark the bagger has only made a few appearances but made a big splash. he doesn't come one because his mom wont let him.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i197/sithlord01/bagger.jpg

Ian the Drunk

tommy boyd

arrivaderci cocksucker

hi fred

how's it goin what's goin on

happy smoke it is

wake up white people

You got Moen faucets?

He's as bad as can, he knows he's the best

All I need is Howard in my life

bye for now

Best poll ever. I can't resist voting for Beetlejuice, even though it seems too obvious of a choice.

Also "bye for now" is both the worst and best catchphrase ever. I'm totally love/hate with E the Midge.

Ok everyone,

I want you to read this completely carefully. I want all of you to hear this from me because Stern is to fucking full of himself to tell all of you himself. He'd rather leave all of you in the dark thinking in your minds that I'm the only reason why the balloon stunt hasn't happened yet. That is 100 percent wrong. Sure most of the times I've either turned it down, or I came up with the fake medical excuse to try to get out of it.

I'll tell you right here, and right now that for the past month or more I've wanted to do the stunt. Stern has either thought I was bluffing, or he just hasn't picked up my line when I've called. I've realized how I can turn this completely stupid-ass idea into something can change my life for the better. I can make a living by hopefully get onto all of my favorite shows, and continuing to meet my favorite celebrities. I know I' e been turning the stunt down again, and again, and all of you might be thinking to yourself that I'm not being truthful with you, and that you can't completely take me at my word. I'll tell you that yes you can take me at my in this entry I promise.

The one that is not at be truthful with any of you about this whole thing is Stern himself. Which to me is completely shitty to do to all of you. All of you, guys hang on his every word, and worship him, and all of you think that everything he says is the truth. I know because of my couple of bluffs, and stuff my credibility might have gone a bit to all of you, but look how honest I've been with the show in past, and how honest I'm being now in this entry. Plus in the past I've told Stern that I should have completely kept to myself about myself, and about my family life. So see I'm an honest person.

Here's where I need all of you to completely believe me no matter how much you worship Stern, and take him for every word he says. Back in June when this idea first was thought of the stunt Stern said that they would do it in the studio, with the balloons tied to me. That won't work no matter want. I'm sure at first Stern thought that it could, but it can't. The room is too small for the huge number of that it would take to lift me up even an inch. The rooms not high enough, or wide enough wall to wall to make it work. I think know Stern himself is aware the fact that it won't work, and he's not clueing all you in which I think is shitty to be lying to all of you, because how much all of you respect him, and how big of fans that all of you are of him. So no when you hear me say that no they won't do it. Please know that I mean that the stunt won't work not that I'm not willing to do it. I know that he claims that he has "experts" like that woman he had me on the phone with months ago that said that she knew how to do it. I know that she was a fake. I also know that the reason I haven't had that much air time in the last few months other then some of calls with Johnny F. is because he doesn't want me to clue all of you into what I'm telling you now. Johnny can even back me up on all the stuff that I've put in this blog entry. So if all you are still bugged that the balloon stunt happened yet, and you want to bitch at someone, because it hasn't happened yet E-mail Stern. Bitch at him, because I want to do it, and he's the reason that it hasn't happened yet. In fact if he had taken my calls I was willing to do this Monday. So he's the reason all of you lost out on that, and the reason you may miss out on it all together. As all of you know by now I'm a big fan of WWE. One of my top favorites of the company has a T-shirt that has this saying on the back of it. "Regret Nothing." "Fear Less." I don't want there to be any regrets in my life, and there would be if I didn't do this, because I'd be giving up on a dream of being a part of the entertainment business that I've had since high school, and the fact that I'm willing to do it should prove to you that I don't fear anything. So now that you see from read this all the information about the balloon stunt including the fact that I will do it if Stern ever lets me on air again. Get pissed with Stern for keep all of you in the dark, and fill his box with pissed off messages. Leave me alone unless you have something nice to say.

Bye,

Eric

tikki ti mein

Can't stand Eric the midget. Crazy Alice by a long shot. Then Bigfoot. Maybe Miss Howard Stern.

I tried to forward this to my boyfriend who is the true Stern authority of our household (I actually hate the show and know far more about it than I care to). However D3LL seems to block ILx. Bummerz.

I still have a soft spot for an old school Wack Packer not represented on the poll: Fred the Elephant Boy. His intro to the 1993 New Year's Rotten Eve pageant is a stone classic.

Though "The Beetlejuice Song" really is one of the most obscenely catchy pieces of music I have ever heard in my life.

Wasn't "Melrose Larry Green" de-wack-packed at some point? They threatened to do the same to Miss Howard Stern if she had any more plastic surgery done.

Fred the Elephant Boy is on the poll.

I like sour shoes's shtick though he probably has the most normal life of the pack

Anyone who doesn't vote for Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (RIP) can go to hell.

Eric the Midget singlehandedly makes my Sirius subscription worth the money.

they recently replayed rock n roll triva with hank the angry drunken dwarf vs mark from sugar ray. hank was AMAZING. he knew that gary 'dreamweaver' wright was in spooky tooth!!!

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Fred the Elephant Boy is on the poll.

Whoops, I missed him in the Es. Vote cast.

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Everyone who voted in this poll except for me can go to hell.

i thought for sure id be the only one to vote for King of all Blacks!

i still think Evil Dave Letterman is the real dave letterman.

lol @ scott depace

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=dukerdog

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today was the greatest show ever. duran duran came in and kicked ass and then artie almost kicked sal's ass.

Totally missed the poll, but would have voted for Hate Man.