In 4.5 billion years, the Sun enters the Red Giant stage of its life cycle and expands so the outer layers reach Earth's orbital distance, engulfing the planet in hydrogen plasma heated to millions of degrees, thus destroying all traces of biological life.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 July 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)
A "God" is in fact real as thunder and decides that his/her 'Sim-Earth' game is not going at all well and stroppily pushes the reset button.
― Ste, Thursday, 5 July 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)
ILX gains significant influence in international politics
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)
July 16th, 1945. Edward Teller wins his bet and the Trinity test ignites the atmosphere, instantly putting a stop to WWII and initiating a global, lasting peace.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 July 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
the thing that would eventually evolve into human beings is stepped on by a diplodocus.
― koogs, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
Bush hears God speaking to him again.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
Great Lakes fish virus mutates and we all die.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)
Computer viruses mutate and become transmissible to human beings.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)
ILX Have Your Say gains significant influence in international politics
Even quicker
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)
the date rolls over from 1999 to 2000 and computer systems don't cope.
― koogs, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)
the date rolls over from 2037 to 2038 and computer systems don't cope.
― koogs, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
the date rolls over from 9999 to 10000 and computer systems don't cope.
IT bods not learning from past mistakes shocker
― Ste, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)
2013: President Schwarzenegger sworn into office.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)
"No, Nikita" screamed Jack into the hotline receiver "fuck YOUR mother!"
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)