ILXORS WAHT ARE THEY PART II - TEH PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, BUT WAHT KIND OF BUNCH OF DICKS?

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Due to modern ILX poll science, we have met the challenge head on and by a clear majority determined that ILXors are "A BUNCH OF DICKS".

BUT WAHT MANNER OF DICKS ARE THEY?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
"A HOT MESS"	11
"THIN,WINSOME,ALERT,AND HOWLINGLING COMPETENT- I WOULD LIKE TO PUT IT ON RECORD THAT YOU ALL DESERVE A SOUND THRASH	8
"BIG BAG OF SMALL CAT DICKS"	6
"NEVERENDING DICK STREAM"	5
"BAG OF DICKS"	5
"AUSSIE GOTHS"	4
"DRUNK"	4
"12FT LIZZARDS"	4
"BUNCH OF MELON FARMING COKE SIPPERS"	3
"COSMIC SCHEFTER"	3
"CHAD THE FRAT FAIRY AND TINKER GORDON"	3
"IN UR BASE KILLIN UR CLASSIC OR DUDS"	2
"SHADE-TIPPIN MOFOS!"	2
"SPOONFACES"	2
"GETTIN SOME STRANGE"	2
"THE SMALL CAT"	2
"WHIPPIN' SHITTIES"	1
"WEREWOLVES"	1
"GOING TO HELL. MOSTLY."	1
"BAG OF WEREWOLF DICKS"	1
"FORNICATEASAURUS"	1
"KOOL KOKKFARMERS"	1
"NON-TIPPIN ASS MUTHAS"	1
"YR MOM"	1
"PIXIE FRIENDS"	1
"FORENSICATORESSES"	0
"CONTINUOUS STREAM OF LOVE"	0
"ON YR POST-APOCALYPTIC INTERNET BEIN A ALIEN"	0
"LOLCAT XXX-PERTZ"	0
"TRICERACOXXX"	0
"NUMBER FOUR"	0
"FUCK MARRY KILL"	0
"MOTHERCRUSHING ROCKHOLDERS?"	0
"GINGER DOUCHETARDS"	0

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

this is my most difficult decision yet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT. FOR SCIENCE!

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

it's clearly spoonfaces

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i am pretty sure spoonfaces is correct but my heart always tells me to vote cosmic schefter

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

There should be some kind of voter guide to help people with this decision.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sara hates pure democracy.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Bag O'Dicks

― jel --, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't learned to embrace chaos yet.

Give me time.

xpost

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

where is "pedophiles"

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE, YOU CAN START POSTING FROM CANADA, YOUNG LADY.

xpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

"pedophiles" removed due to unfair competetive advantage, as decided on previous thread.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Also, Fluffy Bear hasn't been posting as much lately, and I wanted this to be a snapshot of the current ILX roster.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Canada is too cold. But I appreciate hearing about how young I am, thanks.
xpost

(Also, I miss Fluffy Bear, but not so much that I'm going to defend his honor.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait did I miss the FB pedophilia scandal

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'll just say this - you can't post to the internet from prison.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT I AM IS WAHT I AM, YOU WAHT YOU ARE

OR WAHT

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Bagodicksbanner.jpg

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

ILX, I hate your commercials, but your product is amazing.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

i always vote for the longest answer

― the sir weeze, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

this poll pleases me

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

whatever ilxors are, there's clearly more than meets the eye

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

what's between ilxors and your eyes, then?

― t**t, Thursday, 5 July 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Bag of werewolf dicks in the moonlight
it's only man dicks by day,
got scratched on a barbed cat dick -
oops, picked up the wrong bag.

They said you're The Small Cat
found a hot mess in the diaper
must have been some Spoonface's kid.

Like a neverending dick stream,
I'll never find that bag of man dicks
Need something directly, got a headache real bad.

Searching hard for that pedophile radial.

― humansuit, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

I think that should be the official "ILXORS WAHT KINDS OF DICKS?" rock the vote anthem.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

If I dont vote for aussie goths I'd be letting the team down wouldn't I?

― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

"KANTLIPS"

― KANTLIPS, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED SO SHUT UP.

― John Justen, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

i vote HOWLINGLING for extra failed custosian zing flavor

― gff, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

O_o HAVE YOU VOTED YET? o_O

― John Justen, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

xpost
Geoff congrats on choosing wisely, a bottle of bernadino spumante is on its way.You drink enough of that stuff and youll feel in the mood to attack that carcass of irony with an axe and hang until well past dead. Drink up people and VOTE NOW!

― Kiwi, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

I predict that "spoonfaces" will win by getting 2 votes.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

John is secretly push-polling ILXors to produce his intended result.

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

Or is he?

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zimbabwesituation.com/stop.jpg

― Kiwi, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

Voted for "uglier than average" and "stone roses".

― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

i went with big bag of small cat dicks.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

Good for you! No vote is wasted -- every one cunts.

― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

nice.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the sound of "coke sippers"

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

You can stand under my bag of dicks ella ella eh eh eh

― humansuit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

ANTICIPATION STAGGERING.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I got addicted to meth just waiting for these results.

― humansuit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

big bag of small cat dicks! poetry.

― Jordan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

wha?????????

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1328/688326860_e3aa53d219_o.jpg

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

I honestly can't believe how many people have voted in these polls.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

a hot mess may flow from a bag of dicks it is true, which in turn results in many instances from a thrash depending on the rapidity and soundness of said stroke.

― humansuit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

IIRC I was the "whiipin' shitties" voter. Good stuff Norton.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://allbookshops.netstep.co.nz/images/images_product/1869415280.jpg

― Kiwi, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah WAHT, who else voted for aussie goths!?

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

In retrospect I should have voted for "drunk", for that is clearly the only answer.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

Well, this explains everything, doesn't it.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

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