http://www.solardeathray.com/images/james.jpg
STOP IT
― Oilyrags, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)
A disgusting prospect.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.niftythreads.com/library/images/neckbeard1.jpg
http://www.niftythreads.com/library/neckbeard.htm
― Mark Clemente, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
My whole wardrobe, in fact, has taken on an amazing new significance with a neck beard. I can wear that woolen scarf, and it doesn’t move an inch. No, not with a sturdy anchor of similar rough fiber it doesn’t.
― Mark Clemente, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)
HELLO I LIKE PIZZA AND ANIME AND KATANAS AND FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS ^__^
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)
I like how the guy in that first picture is attempting to prove you wrong with that piercing. Is it just the angle or is it really that disgustingly large?
― nathalie, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
Neck beards make a guy look like he has an enormous hairy mole on his neck. GRRRROSS.
― Jesse, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
YUCK
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.postroadgallery.com/greeleyw.jpg
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://thespankinstick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/neckbeard.jpg
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
^just a rubbish beard attempt, no?
― or something, Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:01 (sixteen years ago)
Go west, young man, and take your neck beard with you.
― M.V., Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/250099311_682944b666.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 1 March 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
your mom
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 March 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
^^ 9th grade style
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 March 2009 10:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.ianhamilton.org/images/Review/06-07.jpg
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 1 March 2009 11:55 (sixteen years ago)
holy shit
strangled by a giant furball
― ledge, Sunday, 1 March 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)
But...that is so avant-garde!
― u s steel, Sunday, 1 March 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)
Great critic, occasionally great poet.
Here he is earlier in life, neck beard nearly tucked under starched collar:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/EmpsonSelectedLettersCover.JPG/390px-EmpsonSelectedLettersCover.JPG
― M.V., Sunday, 1 March 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://pugetsoundblogs.com/bremertonbeat/files/2008/10/neckbeardihazit.jpg
― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
These kind of beards (esp when sans mo or other facial hair) just make me think of odd, solitary old fashioned christian men, the kind who wear socks with sandals and have never had a relationship with anyone.
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
any kind of beard that is not a full-beard is for disgusting savages imo.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
neckbeard just nudging out the nu-metal goatee for worst facial hair.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
trayce dumps 'em when they start shaving
― and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
My new favourite photo on the internet:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Juror8/808387.jpg
― Blap for Lashes (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
i wonder what he got at Tesco.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
Fluxtaliban
― Blap for Lashes (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
oh ethan, get over it, everyone else did.
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
that was a quality zing - admit it damn u
― and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)
better do it quick trayce. it's been over 18hrs since he was last praised for a zing, doesn't have long to live.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)
Hahaha
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)
Look I'm not knockin the zing, its just a bit one note, you can do better, sorry. B-
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
want me to tell you what it feels like?
― and what, Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
Hey I like where this thread is going.
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)
anything less attractive than a neckbeard would merit a NSFW tag.
― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
can't believe pipecock.jpg hasn't been posted here to spice up the beef soup
― Bernard's Butter (sic), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
tell me how what feels like, mr. what?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
cause if it's being praised for a zing? YES PLEASE OMG MY WHOLE SENSE OF WORTH IS BASED ON THAT AND IT'S BEEN UNFULFILLED ALL THESE YEARS. but if it's how dying feels or anything else us regular humans go through, you would be incapable of describing it.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
So many great descriptions of what dying feels like already written by dead people tho.
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
FUCKING HELL I THINK I'M GOING QUICK GIVE ME A PEN AND PAPURRRRRRRHGHHH *cough*
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
jadegoody.jpg
― The Ice Cr?m man is coming (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
Too soon
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 March 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
o shi i own this!
― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
What, the beard?
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
Have we had an empson thread ever? Close-reading your own poems is a totally great idea, (even better when you are the best close reader ever!) - I wish more poets did it?
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
william empson gets a special dispensation on his neckbeard bc he was awesome
― horseshoe, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
no silly, that (pretty rare i reckon) journal.
maybe we should have an empson thread. 'proletarian literature' is my #1 jam.
― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/7919495.stm
― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)