Naked Replicant

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Do you ever post to ILX naked?

And

How do you know you're not a replicant?

(No relationship between them, I'm just bored with single-subject questions)

― Momus, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And, while we're on the subjects, where has Nude Spock gone?

New answers to my twin brains, please.

― Momus, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) No, IL*ers might see me bits.
2) In the director's cut they all have glowing eyes -> I don't have glowing eyes = I am not a replicant.

― DG, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Considering i post from my desk at work, i don't think nudity would be a good idea.

As for the replicant question, the puffing and panting that was going on after i walked from the West Port to Chambers Street and back this afternoon was human enough - i am frighteningly unfit for a woman of my age.

― Leigh, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) My laptop gets a little warm for this. I sometimes post in my jarmies though.

2) I like to dream.

― Graham, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I also only post to ILE at work therefore I dress SMARTLY as you can see from the What Are You Wearing HEH HEH thread.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) I like to be wearing at least 3 layers of clothing before I face virtual humanity. I complement this with a cloak and a balaclava before dealing with actual people.

2) Empathy or my great big bleeding heart.

― Ellie, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was just wondering about Nude Spock myself.

― Sean, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

im naked right now!!

― chaki, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i aM WANKING AS I WRIITE THISS

― N., Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is news?

― Graham, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I sometimes post to ILX naked, and my replicants hard at work spreading my seed.

― Brian MacDonald, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am trying to think of a funny joke around 'Naked Civil Servant' and all govt. employees = replicants. Help me out here.

― Jeff W, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'I am a naked civil servant and we are all replicants!' BOOM BOOM!

(Oh, I forgot 'funny'.)

― Momus, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, what about 'We are naked civil servants and we are all replicants and we are all wanking as we write this!'

Oh, that's a Pink Floyd album cover.

― Momus, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) Do I post to ILE naked? Only in hyper-reality, otherwise, I could scare the children;>

2) *checking* Aren't a replicant. Destroyed the leftover DNA, when I escaped from the lab....

(though, Brian, I could swear I saw a few of _your clones running past...)

― Nichole, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No. Why? My designer said I was a prototype. I don't post naked. Nobody can see me, so why should I?

― helenfordsdale, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, hence why my mouse keeps gumming up...

what is this replicant you speak of?

― Queen G, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have only ever been naked at a computer once, that was because someone made me, and it wasn't for ILX.

― Evangeline, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) Nope.

2) I could be a replicant. That would be quite cool. But would being a replicant have much impact on my life?

― jel - -, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But would being a replicant have much impact on my life?

You will be severely traumatised when, on meeting Harrison Ford, you discover that he can recite childhood memories you've never told anyone, and already knows verbatim posts you will not make to ILX until July 27th 2004 (should you be lucky enough to remain unterminated by him).

― Momus, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Whee! The future!

Posted in buff = yup. Not at work, though.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My flat is too cold, plus I am puritanical

― David Inglesfield, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My posting naked is unlikely because a)Canada gets cold a lot, and b) there is this (at times) inconvenient thing called gravity.

I know that I'm not a replicant because I flinch involuntarily at the mention of doggies for dinner.

― Kim, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I live with a family and do not have a computer of my own, so answer to question #1 is no. I do not think I am a replicant because I am purposeless and useless but perhaps someday a switch will go on and I will realize my destiny.

― Maria, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) My laptop gets quite warm on the bottom, therefore I try to post naked whenever possible.

2) Can replicants do THIS? (*does THIS*)

― Xwerxes, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am naked right now and not a replicant .

― anthony, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually usually type with my erection. Sometimes it feels right

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it has been established beyond doubt that most of us here are mammals. Thank you for your participation.

― Momus, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I am wanking as i write this" for anyone unfamiliar with what N. was alluding to yesterday.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I was just wanking.

― N., Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not a replicant because I feel empathy. And I am not just saying that.

I have never posted naked, because I am ashamed of my body. you would be too if you'd ever seen it.

― DV, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*dons anti-harrison ford device*

― jel --, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

When did it all go wrong?

― Allyzay, Friday, 12 December 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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