The face of evil

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I'm sorry, I do love her, but this has got to be the scariest picture of all time.

― Ally, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Disagree. The face of John Ashcroft on the Whitehouse Patriot Registration Page is a lot scarier.

― Momus, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she looks like grace jones in that bond movie...

why can't we export anything but shit to you yanks?

― Queen G, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In terms of "scare factor", Kylie doesn't rate;> She's got the 'cute curse': even when pissed, can't frighten a soul....

Still, glad to see she's finally free of the "Neighbours" bondage...

Though I wouldn't want to meet John Ashcroft down a dark alley, either; probably try to convert me...

― Nichole, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that Alexis Arquette?

― Arthur, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's a shot from the video isn't it? The picture certainly is scary but the video really elaborates upon this.

― Honda, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the bucket head dancers behind her in the video were scarier..how tall is kylie?

― kevin enas, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She looks vampiric. Is that a word?

― bnw, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ahh her teeth r scraring me - budgies should not have thoose teeth

― ducklingmonster, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kylie is about 5"1, i think.

― %, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That video is so cool.

― JM, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

whats up with that page Momus? did someone hack into the white house to post that?

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Paging DAN! Kylie replacing Louise Jamieson perhaps? Now that would make for a great Dr Who movie.

― Alan T, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's long time spoof site whitehouse.org, rather than the real whitehouse.gov

― N., Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kylie is 5'1"? That's not really impressively tiny at all, I mean it's short, don't get me wrong, but it's not as if she's some sort of midget. Why does everyone go on about her just slightly-below-average height then??

― Ally, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jel was using UK measures. In US terms, it means she's only three inches tall.

― N., Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my GOD, Kylie would be the BEST COMPANION EVA!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she could be a familiar!

― chris, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she could look after ALISON MOYET!

― mark s, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh wow, just imagine, little Kylie, perched on Alf's shoulder whispering tips into her shell-like.

"Alison, you must discover bootlegs, they're all the rage"

"an incredibly short skirt will get you recognition no matter how bad your singing"

on the other hand, maybe not.

― chris, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is that a kylie in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

― jel --, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All this talk reminds me of the dream I had where I was playing pool with Kylie in the student bar. Although nature took over and warped the dream halfway through making her "my companion" in the way I suspect most of the ILx men may have been imagining.

― Ronan, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You were playing pocket pool with Kylie? She isn't THAT short!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ONCE AGAIN DASTOOR DASHES IN LIKE AN OVEREXCITED SQUIRE WITH HIS EXTENSIVE KNOWLEGE OF INTERNET FACTS. SOMEONE WASH HIM

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but remember in my dream alf was only ONE inch tall, so three-inch kylie could not have stood on her shoulder

― mark s, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

hot

― Surmounter, Monday, 22 September 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

Words cannot express how much I loathe her.

― James Morrison, Monday, 22 September 2008 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

i hate the doors but im not posting on threads about them, jim

― deej, Monday, 22 September 2008 06:47 (seventeen years ago)

I also hate the Doors, so trust me, my real name is not a thing I dance in joy about.
Also, this thread is called 'The face of evil', not 'Ra ra we love Kylie'.

― James Morrison, Monday, 22 September 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

everyone knows evil is hot

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

do you really hate the doors?

― and what, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

I really, really do. And only partly because every third person I met when i was growing up thought it was hilarious to make some Doors reference to my name.

― James Morrison, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

ok well that's just your parents fault

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, coulda been worse; they coulda named you 'Grant'

― Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)

i dont actually hate the doors but i thought the kylie h8 was corny

― deej, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 05:40 (seventeen years ago)

It's not corny, it's so, so, so sincere.

― James Morrison, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

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