Not necessarily the one you engage in most. The one you like most, you know, in an abstract sense.
― Richard Wood Johnson, Friday, 13 July 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
In the movies I like elaborate break-and-enter robberies where some incredible fortress is cleverly breached by an ingenious plan and astounding skill.
In real life I like taking drugs.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 July 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)
Art pranks mistaken for terrorism.
― admrl, Friday, 13 July 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
International jewel theft.
Especially if catsuits are involved.
― Klaus M. Flanger, Friday, 13 July 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
I'm partial to mail fraud and trespassing.
― Richard Wood Johnson, Friday, 13 July 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
vigilantism
― Ms Misery, Friday, 13 July 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
Embezzlement
― Will M., Friday, 13 July 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
...however, that does not mean that I want anyone going after the St.Claire diamonds! I would strongly object to that.
Unless of course, they looked like this:
http://www.rudyarchuleta.com/memberpage/1530101319/1256/2719/big/benjamin_Curtis.jpg
In which case, international jewel thiefdom is A-OK with me. Take all the diamonds you like!
The actual crime I commit most frequently is probably Jaywalking.
― Klaus M. Flanger, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
regicide
― Phil D., Friday, 13 July 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
Good one, Phil.
― Oilyrags, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
insurance fraud
― jergïns, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
arson!
― max, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
Crime of PASSION.
― Jeff, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
Terrorism, but only in the 1970s.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
larceny.
The crime itself is rather boring, but it's fun to say.
― Super Cub, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
If it was just down to the sound of the word, my favourite would be malfeasance.
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)
In the UK there is a crime called "perverting the course of justice"
That's my favorite now.
― Super Cub, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
motherfucking
― sexyDancer, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
incest?
― Super Cub, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)
Apostasy
― Michael White, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)
THE BIG CON
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)
contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor
― Heave Ho, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
ARON ARSON ARSON ARSON ARSON
― Abbott, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
blasphemy
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
boy am i glad passantino is banned. this thread could have gotten pretty ugly pretty quickly with dom around.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
TORT
― Granny Dainger, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)
abbott otm
― max, Friday, 13 July 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)
Looting and Pillaging!!
― leavethecapital, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)
Contempt
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)
Piracy
― Øystein, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)
hi mickey
― jergïns, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)
Mopery!
Mopery is a vague and obscure legal term, used in certain jurisdictions to mean "walking down the street with no clear destination or purpose". Like loitering and vagrancy laws, it can be used by law enforcement to detain unsavory types before they have committed a clearer or more dangerous crime.
― xero, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)
We all know the answer to this is Treason.
― Z S, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
Grave Robbing!
― shieldforyoureyes, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
Totally unnoticed white collar computer crime embezzlement, say a la Office Space.
Or well, drugs (taking not dealing).
― Trayce, Saturday, 14 July 2007 07:50 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12336381
― Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:11 (fifteen years ago)