Anti-Shyness Nasal Spray Developed

I do love the "set to be a hit with jittery Brits" parenthesis.

Thank god the word following this sentence is in bold and in capitals:

DOCS have invented a spray which cures shyness — by being squirted up the

This is a bad day for girls who fancy shy boys.

better than paxil?

I am trying to think of a clever analogy to describe the absurdity of fancying shy boys.

isn't that some kind of gravy?

xpost

Gravy is always a good ice-breaker.

"Gravy with that?"
"Ooh no, I'm vegetarian and shy"
"It's your lucky day!"

Are you saying that us poor boys who can't afford the spray can just sniff gravy instead?

what if you're already confident? does it just turn you into a total cunt?

it basically *is* cocaine, isn't it?

conkaine

Gravy isn't mentioned here at all: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

Oh, is it just oxytocin?

The crush neurotransmitter! I've been saying this for years.

Nose jokes aside, I think it's supposed to be more "confidence through connection than "confidence through stridency", so ODing on it might turn you more into a pawing jelly than a black-suited Spider-Man.

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in the end... I'll be your only friend!

in the nose... people won't think it's a pose!

in the ass... its well worth being crass!

in the pocket... girls will ignore you & say fock it!

I think I would be too shy to ask for this at the chemist.

in the eye... you'll yell so loud nobody's going to suspect you're shy

(xpost) It just needs an innocent name.

Mansnort?

Who knows what shyness lurks? The Shadow Nose! (tm)

in the mouth.. the girls be queuing to go down south

stop it you're killing me.

In the veins... insta buzz you’re branes!

seriously though, just stop.

This is why some people need less confidence, not more.

LOL Tracer =)

set to be a hit with jittery Brits

Between this and "Jose drops Ballack", I'm almost ready to like Rupert Murdoch.

if there's something you like to try
someone you like to try
just gasp me gasp me gasp me
because your nose's the snout the snout the snout the snout that will bring us together

in the bum, you'll chat up even your mum

in the ear... you won't even remember the definition of fear

in the nerves... you'll be adored by shimura curves

...

In the head, you will lock thread.

in the face, you might get a snog from trayce

Perish the thought!

Hay Ken I heard you had a gig with my friend Andrew!

If that "bird" in the pic is indeed using the nose spray, I ain't having none of it. She looks like she could use some gak for chrissakes!

BTW Stan, did you attend the Sly Stone performance in Ghent?

Trayce, I think yr mate went on a DATE with my bandmate?

Nathalie: no, I only went that one night when Cinematic Orchestra (way more jazzy than on their albums) and DJ Shadow (great) played.

Haha o rly? xpost

Stan, good cause apparently Sly SUXORED.

That's what too much anti-shyness-nose-spray does to you :-(

Why not call it "Nosegay"?

haha omg trayce you're friends with andrew?

So it's not PT-141 then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bremelanotide

http://nymag.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15061/

I hope it makes yr nose spray out a fountain of blood, forcing people to ask you what's wrong. INSTANT CONVERSATION TOPIC.

that PT-141 thing sounds more like it'd make your nose spray out a fountain of jizz.

Ken: yah! I knew him before he moved over to London! And he mentioned doing a gig with you guys and I was all omg i know Ken!

World too small, film at etc.

A quivering wreck
Around the blart?
CONKCAINE DOUCHE helps
You sneak a head start!

O no I'm sorry lysol douche nose spray SO NOT HAPPENING.

The secret ingredient is Lysol? Those crafty boffins!

How shyness became a mental illness

Drug shows promise

Are you ILX's Shyness Correspondent?

Hooray, a fantastic new wonder drug that lets the kids who stopped talking because they were laughing stocks in school forget that people are jerks for long enough to make themselves laughing stocks again.

Wait, I thought that was what messageboards and/or alcohol were for.

This stuffs's only £35. Bargain!

(Unless it does the same as booze)

They found that people who inhaled the "love hormone" oxytocin continued to trust strangers with their money - even after they were betrayed.

this is supposed to be a good thing?

xpost lol even if it's a rip-off people will continue to trust it with their money DO YOU SEE

They found that people who inhaled the "love hormone" oxytocin continued to trust strangers with their money - even after they were betrayed.

This may explain the Conservative Party's current 20% lead in opinion polls

omg why haven't i looked at this thread b4. crazy