This dude:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6899612.stm
He has the power of Anticipatory Thermogenesis! He can swim in really cold water and not die, this will be effective against all evil plans involving ice.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6178659.stm
He is super tall, and can save dolphins. This will be effective against all evil plans involving implanting bombs and etc. into dolphins and likewise.
Complete the team!
― jel --, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)
German kid with super-strength to thread
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
here he is
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
Cool! He's in!
― jel --, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
DAVID BLAINE. he can fly and starve and such.
― pisces, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
tv con men don't count
― El Tomboto, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
steve jobs, on the other hand
he sells fridges to eskimoes in REAL LIFE
I nominate Steven Hawking as the team's resident randy-supergenius-in-a-wheelchair
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
No such list would be complete without Lance Armstrong and his ability to dope like mad on cancer meds for six years and never get busted be born with twelve cylinders
― El Tomboto, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
S. Jobs = Reed Richards
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f1/180px-SuperDave1.jpg
― stevie, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/04/04/image2645518.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/TallSmall2AP_468x391.jpg
I love that the short guy's name is Mr. Pingping
― Will M., Monday, 16 July 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Pingping looks like he's about to fuck someone up.
― HI DERE, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)
This dude :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/athletics/6292786.stm
can run on his bionic legs without getting tired! I'm sure that could come in useful for something, although a car would probably be even better. Still.
― Matt #2, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
ooh can't forget Ken Jennings
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)
me: srsly gin gives me far worse hangovers these days me: maybe bc my blood is made of bourbon jon: whoa jon: you can join my superhero team me: haha me: what is your special power? jon: hmmm me: see, if anyone needs a shot, i just prick my finger and bam! suck on this, baby! jon: o_O
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)
ACTUAL DOG WITH SUPER POWERS! http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vitc/20070625/2192-640.jpg
― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, the ultimate furry.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
ok Ned's seen it now can we stop posting that poor creature all over the place?
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)
that tall guy could eat that short pingping guy for lunch.
― andi, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)
mokay.xp.
― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)
She has such kind eyes though.
― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)
Is Mr. Pingping the smallest man in the world, or just one of the smallest?
― Z S, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)
I think I read that he is the smallest.
― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
I love that bionic legs man's surname is PISTORIUS. It sounds superheroish! Like he is PISTON MAN.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)
Father of Wearable Computing Steve Mann is "Cyberman"! http://www.dexigner.com/forum/uploads/post-1-1130984603.jpg
― Sébastien, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)
This little girl is a car magnet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Delezio
― S-, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)
hm. i tried to find a video of that "former chinese assassin" that can throw a needle through glass.
― poortheatre, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)
Hey, don't fuck with Our Sophie aka Typical Aussie Battla.
― Drooone, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:40 (eighteen years ago)
xp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94ZP-nznIk0&NR=1
and probably these dudes, too.
― poortheatre, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:45 (eighteen years ago)
NECESSARY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWA-IWdL9iQ
― poortheatre, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/TallSmall2AP_468x391.jpg http://www.lostpedia.com/images/thumb/a/a2/Evan_Handler.jpg/200px-Evan_Handler.jpg
― Phil D., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
Running guy is cool. What's up with the dog?
― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
Dog has genetic disorder causing "double muscles". Will probably die at early age, which since she's a whippet and whippets don't live that long, is pretty sad.
I want to comfort her;_;
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Also why has no one mentioned british boy whose body mysteriously sets off shop security systems?
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
And was Pingping in the Brando Dr. Moreau movie?
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
Wow, Pingping's only 19
― V, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=467985&in_page_id=1770
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)
sorry, that was RE: dog
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
i really like that photo of the tall guy. he looks completely aware of, and humored by, how cool his existence is.
― andi, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
srsly, no one is impressed with my super power?!
u_U
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
Of course we are! But we can't publicly be your fans, because you're on jon's team and he has the banning superpower :-/
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)
that dog is on steroids. it's a con.
― nathalie, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)
a con dog?
― StanM, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:09 (eighteen years ago)
I wonder if Pinping drinks, and how many it takes him to get fucked up. I would like to booze it up with him.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)
James Holman lost his eyesight to illness when he was 25, but developed the ability to sense his surroundings using echolocation by tapping his cane on the ground. He proceeded to travel around the world alone in the early 1800s and write about his experiences. He's dead now, though.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)