I hate people who are having sex

What, are you watching from the doorway?

like hanging out with them at a bar -- infuriating

How does one have sex and drink in a bar and show pity all at the same time? I am trying to imagine what it looks like.

Ned, this is no time to be posting to ILE - jump out of bed and chase him off.

You're closer to the door!

study one participle xxpost

too busy having sex

man this is awesome, i have no pity for anyone not doing this right now

and PDA is so fucking gauche, at any level

PDA-hating is so weird and needlessly uptight

Yeah, what is so embarrassing about palm pilots?

palm pilot should be my new nick lol

interpol sux

what's PDA?

It's just some interpol song dude.

hiiilarious.

http://www.pdqstores.com/gif/mp2store.jpg

i have sex with people who hate

*pumps lubed fist*

PDA-hating is so weird and needlessly uptight

Resentfulness = dud

i kant pull ok

sex is rad guys.

A few months ago I was having dinner with an old friend who I hadn't seen in years, along with his new girlfriend. In the middle of a (probably boring) story I was telling, they started making out for about 10-15 seconds, w/ tongue. I was PDA-hating that night.

i think i'm going revisionist-john-lydon on this issue

zeus otm

kissing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> listening to boring stories

haha

8080?

In the middle of a (probably boring) story I was telling, they started making out for about 10-15 seconds, w/ tongue. I was PDA-hating that night.

Boring? Did you not stop to think that it might have been so good it was turning them on?

IN WHICH CASE THEY SHOULD INCLUDE YOU, RIGHTFULLY?

sex is pretty cool.
it sure is no self-righteous indignation, though.

http://kintaro86.altervista.org/comunismo/ganja/immagini/foglie/Pysodelic%20marijuana%20leaf.jpg

im only against PDA's when it's ugly people.

ryan otm

I hope you're both disfigured by horrible accidents.

PDA is only really dud if you're the only single person in the room. Then it's just soul destroying.

PDA is only really dud if you're the only single person in the room.

it's not that bad. just take your pants off and do a big PDW.

i'd wish the same upon you, kate, but i think you're miserable enough. also ken otm.

just do what the bartender did when I was making out in the middle of her bar: walk over and give the offender a wet willy while he's not paying attention

(do people know what a wet willy is or do I need some sort of urbandictionary link here?)

i've got a wet willy right now mh, wanna kiss it (in front of people)?

not that kind of thing, ken. not that kind of thing.

PDW = Public Display of Wang?

I think giving a wet willy to a stranger is far more gross than making out in public.

PDW = Public Display of Wang?

Personal Digital Wankistance

I'm not a stranger, I'm a bar regular she went to elementary school with, hah

Ah well, that's okay then.

"i kant pull ok

-- wanko ergo sum, dinsdag 17 juli 200"

So how the fuck do you wank?

i hate people who post to this thread

I thought it stood for Public Dick Wave

reminds me of that idea I had for bumper stickers that just said "whip your dick out and wave it around, right now" when I was hungover and sleep-deprived and about 60 hours away from getting married

that was also when we figured out that spider man actually has more in common with squirrels than he does with spiders

Dick Wave

By Martha Reeves and The Vandellas

Public Dumping of Waste

...he wants you to poo in public