It's already 40 minutes after when I usually leave, I most likely have three more hours to go and with almost nothing to do, I'm bored out of my ever-loving mind

http://nintendo8.com/

if yr into that sort of thing

I have to sit here and I can get away with ILX but not really any of my usual game shenannigans

http://www.sudoku-puzzles.net/index.html

or something

it disturbs me that you, in your fabulous clothes and hat, do not have gorgeous buxom women engaging you in salon-type conversation.

Pas tout à fait mort-né comme j'anticipais, ce fil sera probablement souffreteux.

mookie, I do, in fact, but we're at work and I hate to distract them from their duties.

you smug bastard. would you perhaps like to have a drink sometime around 2-4 august inclusive?

My parents were demonstrably married when I was born and yes, mookie, I would. Saturday most probably would work. mwwhitesf at yahoo. or mwwhitesf21 aim.

If you've nothing to do how come you're having to stay at work?

There's an event going on, so I have to be here, but I have bugger all to do and there's some frightfully important people about so I can't quite muck about as much as usual.

Ah bother.

The caterer just offered me a drink too. It's against my principles, hell, practically my religion to refuse a drink. Grrrr.

Wow this sounds horrible. Is there at least some food that you can eat to comfort yourself (and keep yourself entertained for a few minutes)?

There is, catered by Paula LeDuc. Quite good stuff but I should taken that cocktail.

er, 'have'.

OK so you have free food and booze and interwebs, whats to complain about! =D

No boozes

MW what sort of place do you work? a museum?

No, I'm a wage slave in an investment bank.

is the bank being rented for the event? or is it a bank event?

It's a bigwig with the bank.

fascinating stuf here ;) http://web.archive.org/web/*/www.ogrish.com/index2.html

sitting around on ILX waiting for events to finish is like most of my job.

Where do you work, gr8080?

PIRATS IN OLD YEARS. THEY JUST GOTO PLACES AND STEAL THINGS. I HAVED BETTER IDEA FOR PIRATS. IDEA OF KFCS PIRATS INSTED OF REGULAR PIRATS THAT JUST STEAL ALL THE GOLD THINGS. KFCS PIRATS. WOULDNT STEAL ANYTHING OR THE GOLDS. NO. KFCS PIRATS. SEE THE SHIPS. AND GOTO THE SHIPS WITH ALL OF ENOUGH OF KFCS FOODSTUFFFS IN THERE BOATS TO OFFER TO HUNGRY CAPTAINS AND MATES WIHTOUT ANY KFC TO EAT FOR AGES. AND WED SAY. BUYED THESE FOODS OR BE SUNKED. IF THEY REFUZED KFCS OFFER FOR GOOD FOOD COOKED HOT. THEN THEY GO DOWN WITH THE WHOLE SHIP FOR THE TROUBLES. BUT THERED BE A SMART WAY OUT. THEY COULD SAY TO CAPTAIN OF SHIP. YOU CAPTAIN. WE WANT THAT KFC FOOD.PLUS WE DONT WANT GO DOWN WITH THE WHOLE SHIP WIHTOUT EATING ANY OF IT. AND IF CAPTAIN SAY NO CHANCE OF THAT MATES. THEN THERE WOULD BE MUTONNY ON THE CAPTAIN. BECOS WHO TOLLERATE SUCH CAPTAIN THAT WISHED EVERYBODY TO GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP SUCH TO AVOID ANY HOT FOOD COOKED RIGHT AND SUCH AFFORDOBBLE TOO. NOBODY TOLLERSRATE SUCH CAPTAIN ANY SUCH WAY.

THERE WOULD BE MUTONNY ON THE CAPTAIN. AND THEN THERED BE NEW CAPTAIN
JUST WANTING FOR KFC FOOD AND NOT TO BE BOAT SUNKED MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WHAT A GREAT CAPTAIN. MATES WOULD SAY. THEN ANOTHER MATE WOULD SAY. THAT CAPTAIN IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE AT BEING THE CAPTAIN. THEN THEYD ALL BUY BUCKETS OF KFC FOOD ALL HOT AND COOKED RIGHT. AND THE OLD CAPTAIN. HED BE LOCKED AT BOTTUMED OF SHIP BITED ON A FISH BONE AND GOTO THE BATHROOMED ON HIMSELF. BUT THE NEW CAPTAIN. HED BE ON TOPPED OF THE TOPPED MAST. WAY UPPED THERE FORKING HOT MASHPED POTATOES INTO HIS MOUTH WITH THE TRUSTY PLASTIC FORK AND THE WIND BLOWING HIS HANDSOME MOUTHTACHES. AND WHEN HE GOTO USE THE BATHROOM. HE GOTO USE THE CAPTAINS BATHROOM. BECOS OF CAPTAINS PRIVLEDGE. AND WHEN MATES GOTO USE THE BATHROOM. THEY GO OVER THE SIDE OF THE BOAT LIKED THEY ALWAYS DO. THERE PRIVLADGE. BUT THE BAD CAPTAIN. HED BE AT BOTTOM OF SHIP WITHOUT ANY PRIVLEDGE. WITHOUT ANY KFC FOOD. AND WITHOUT ANY CAPTAINS BATHROOM
OR SIDE OF BOAT.

a hotel.

xp

THERE WOULD BE MUTONNY ON THE CAPTAIN.

=D

The mutton's on me tonight baby

Arrgh, ahoy thar Colonel. Arrgh.

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