I have, like, many gay threads on ILX

You first.

Hey baby, you got boyfriend vietnam?? Me so HAWNY, baby!! Me fuckie suckie!

Subtle.

okay so we're supposed to use this one now?

What was wrong with the other thread -- too big for you?

what is this like the mark of perversion that we had to get a new thread? the old one was too getting too infested with filth?

After 1000 posts or so it's time to change the wallpaper.

Although yes at one point in the last thread I admit I was tempted to start "I have, like, many gay episodes of My So-Called Life to watch".

Start one!

hehe okay but u really shoulda put a pic up neath the thread title

i mean if we're talkin wallpaper

If there's one thing the gay threads have taught me, it's that I don't share the same taste in "pix" that other gay men do.

Oh wait, no, I knew that already.

lol

http://www.beyondchurchstreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/gay%20boys.jpg

http://www.notwinks.net/no-twinks-tm1.png

FUCK i didn't realize that was nsfw. can we get that deleted?

The one on the left is cute!

really i like the one on the right!

i mean either rly but

oh so i went to the bathroom at work today and who's there but my somewhat older work crush person, and of course i see him as i'm heading into a stall and he's a urinal, zipping up

i mean i look over and he's blatanly just like zipping up his pants, and i know and he knows that that's like the only thing really happening at the moment, while i have to look at him and say "hi!"

it was pretty entertaining tbh

Surmounter, please do give us picture. Or at least email me your screen name so you can send it to me on aim!

wait a picture of what this guy or of something more naughty? cuz this guy i'd have to wait til tomorrow to get it, and something more naughty i rly don't know.....

whats ur aim??

I had a slice of pizza topped by/with fresh garlic and now i'm sweating and smell garlicy.

anyone hungry?

OMG and I had the MOST AMAZING bubble tea!!! It was a strawberry grapefruit smoothie (the slushish kind w/o dairy). I live a block and a half down from the best bubble tea place in NB :D

anyhow my screenname is "have fun Wilson" so anyone feel free to IM me

I am samsajk1 on YIM. If anyone wants to email me some kind of filth.

I mean IM me, not email.

ORLY.

http://www.timbiedron.com/images/drawings/DRAWING_17.jpg
http://www.timbiedron.com/images/drawings/DRAWING_13.jpg

More pics of the style of tat I want.

i'm watching sex and the city now. my night has been annoying and fruitless. life goes on, and there's never enough time. people help.

After wanting to be home so bad, this is what you do when you're there?

OMG I LOVE SATC!! Let's SATC chat!

Jesse has me blocked or something. :(

What??

Stevie is IMing me! Try harder!

You haven't come up as online on my YIM for like a year. I thought you had switched over to something else.

OK, problem solved.

well i TRIED to do music tonite and it was just fucking hot OK?? so i had to sit on my ass and watch sarah jessica parker be an idiot

i'll do all the IM stuff later i don't have it in me right now

omg and the stupid DVD is like so loud right now, and i don't wanna get up to turn it off

i mean down

since we're all doing it: je suis "the jew magnet" on AIM (if you actually IM me i'll explain it)

fine: rrawn

hah

hi stevie!

lol i'm still watching this fucking show

Hey look, new thread.

Welcome!

Speaking of AIM, this dude has totally been flirting with me for a couple of days.

lol who??

when i moved to LA - 3 years ago tomorrow - i weighed 142

oh christ you're fine. 185 for god's sake.

Oh god....... Cathy

I weigh 140 right now. The heaviest I've been is like 145/150ish; I was a solid 125 for YEARS before coming to college (where I gain like 20 pounds during fall/spring with unlimited meal swipes and cheese fries 4x a week) and lose it all in the summer when I never feel like cooking. Although I seemed to have kept a bit this year.

#112 in: i should have known i was gay.

when i was a pre-teen i laughed at cathy strips.

x-post

I figured a gay thread was the best place for Cathy, somehow.

I LOOOVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE

I HAAAAAATE ME SOME CATHY. Lindt 70% on the other hand....

so strgn where have you been the past 2 gay threads? I have not seen you. Welcome!

OK GAYS, NEW TOPIC:

WHAT IS THE HOTTEST DRUNKEN EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE EVER HAD?

Stevie: I've posted a few time sin this thread, actually.

Answer to your q: Don't have too many of these under my belt, just made out with two straight guys (I think) and a lesbian.

um i don't know i had a drunk thing the other night that was NOT hot, in the end.

i don't understand sore throats. one second ur fine, the next second u swallow and there's a lump in ur throat.

how do i know if i have strep?

I would have been able to tell you when I was 5, I got strep throat all the time as a kid. Not in the past 12 or so years though.

i should be drinking more water and eating some honey and all that.

instead http://hocks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/2413441.jpg

What the fuck is it with this cold season?? I just got over my eXtreme Crud, and I see that it's all around. It's fucking August!

My bestmostrecent drunk experience was taking my shirt off at the Jackhammer when I met that short hot dude. Cannot wait to see my little librarian again---mmmmmrroowwrrr.

yah the thing, the cold is happening - i was talking to like a few women on the phone today who really could not talk to me, they were all coughin and snifflin

I'm drinking gin and (orange) juice. So sue me.

JUST TRY TO! I WORK AT FUCKINGG LAW FIRM NOW!!!!

vodka rocks

well, the drink not like it rocks

i mean it DOES

sometimes i can't take life. it's like how are we s'posed to experience all these thoughts and feelings at the same time and still be sane? can someone explain that to me?

Shhhh.... just lay back and let the bevvy soothe your mind....

hehe well the teeth have been brushed and the face greased or whatever.

i'm ready to drift off into the abyss.

gin and orange juice = totally great. hot drunken times are getting less hot and more drunken for me these days. not a bad thing since i'm entering a 'conversation first' phase, which eventually just translates into me not liking people. and not getting any. this will have to change.

welcome to the remy side of life, friend.

i like the ring of that!

in other news: the crowd at saints and sinners didn't take too well to a sparks song. fuck them. i did get chatted up briefly by an anna faris look-a-like visiting from jacksonville, florida. you should have been there rems.

AND I SAW THIS FAMOUS MUSIC PERSONALITY:

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1269/quojapanesejesus2zu4.jpg

minus jesus ;_;

i had to stop going in saints and sinners b/c the bartender (the one that was there the day you, jbr, and i went to AoB) and i have really similar schedules, and i think she thought i was perving on her.

Is this a hot drunk story? New Years Eve 1994/5, I picked up TWO guys at a bar, took em home... and immediately got sick. They fled (obv).

hahahaha

wow!

good pic

Hey guys! I have a date this evening! At least, I think it's a date. I might just be going along with him to meet up with a bunch of his friends and eat burritos. But that doesn't disqualify it as a date, does it? I've definitely been on the group-first-dates before. C/D?

I'm gonna go with C. It would be a nice change of pace--less pressure.

i'm entering a 'conversation first' phase

i don't think i've ever NOT been in this phase. also which sparks song strgn?

slutty vs. sane, the age old debate

hey Surmounter have you heard the new Britney song? It's so weird.

no!! link?

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4290

excited THANKS - gimme 10 minutes, i'll give you a reaction

OK.

i am making the decision to really like this.

i love the Mariah Carey Music Box instrumentation, all tweaked and blipped.

and i love her vocal quality (the coloratura is funny!). and the talking part is great.

and it's just nice to hear her trying to get her shit out.

Hey homos--I got antsy and did this. New thread. My faggotry knows no bounds

jesse.

4 president.

?

Casuistry sneaks out of town sooooo quietly.

It's true. I am a quiet mouse.

Whatup? What happened to this thread?

It was replaced: My faggotry knows no bounds

*curtsies*

*Is then embarrassed by curtsying and nods in a manly way but is then embarrassed further and fumbles for the door.*