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yr dick: helpful tool, or harmful crotch?

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y/n

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

your very own vice president (secretly in charge as well)

StanM, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

best parody thread title in ages

rrrobyn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Considering all that has been discussed since yesterday over at GayLX, I'm thinking I'll refrain from contributing too much over here.

Jesse, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus another balkanized thread. I don't have a piener bone.

Abbott, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

shoulda been a pole

remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

:D

Drooone, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

this is hard

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

there is so much more to my crotch than a dick

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think they're awfully helpful. Yes.

Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Cheney is both a tool and a harmful crotch.

libcrypt, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

bang curt1s

ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

Depends on infection status, doesn't it?

humansuit, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh the contextual roffles.

Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry guys, I just learned it's not a bone. I correct myself here.

Abbott, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

in b4 deeznuts.

gr8080, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Gary's Got An Autonomic Dilation of Arteries"

Rock Hardy, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Seen Your Video"

gabbneb, Friday, 20 July 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

o_O

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

"Gary's Got An Autonomic Dilation of Arteries"

no no It's spongy tissue that fills up with blood. And I have just learned from Wiki that it's venous blood, not arterial. See, I didn't know everything about erections, either! Don't feel bad Abbott.

kenan, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hi dere, I read wikipedia too --

An erection is the stiffening and rising of the penis, which occurs during sexual arousal, though it can also happen in non-sexual situations. The primary physiological mechanism that brings about erection is the autonomic dilation of arteries supplying blood to the penis, which allows more blood to fill the three spongy erectile tissue chambers in the penis, causing it to lengthen and stiffen. The now-engorged erectile tissue presses against and constricts the veins that carry blood away from the penis. More blood enters than leaves the penis until an equilibrium is reached where an equal volume of blood flows into the dilated arteries and out of the constricted veins; a constant erectile size is achieved at this equilibrium.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Oh cool. Ok, I missed that part. And I also did not know that.

Hydraulics!

kenan, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I knew from the start there was no peepee bone.

Abbott, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

way to dick up a joke, kenan, you win the wtf is wrong with you prize of the day:
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

LOL WTF IS WRONG WITH ME MORE LIKE

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

this is hard

-- latebloomer,

loffrez

anatol_merklich, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

you win the wtf is wrong with you prize of the day

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/93845__gwyn_l.jpg

kenan, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

NURSE! I've an inflamation in my penis.

Heave Ho, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

When men gaze at other men's packages.

http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/features_julieshealthclub/2007/04/when_men_gaze_a.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 December 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

four years pass...

crotch

The Once-ler, Sunday, 1 November 2015 23:09 (ten years ago)

crotch did 9/11

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 2 November 2015 00:54 (ten years ago)

crotch cheney

The Once-ler, Monday, 2 November 2015 01:19 (ten years ago)

I wish the parody threads would give appropriate hints about the nature of their origins.

Aimless, Monday, 2 November 2015 05:35 (ten years ago)

my dick my dick is on my list

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 2 November 2015 20:55 (ten years ago)


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