People with Brown Hair and Brown Eyes Thread: Thread #1

sup

So I've noticed, out of people I know, maybe only 40% of them have brown eyes. I don't know about their hair because a lot of them dye their hair but I suspect most people with dyed hair: their real hair is brown.

HEY HOOS WOOT WAY TO BE ON THIS THREAD, HOW IS THIS PARTICULAR COMBO TREATING YOU?

Do any else of you like pistachio ice cream? Because I love it.

hi

combo is treating me very well, thank you

Yeah when I think about it almost everyone in my immediate social circle has brown eyes, though hair color ranges from dirty blonde to dyed orange.

I like pistachio, but I like various fudge-based ice creams even more.

Combo is good to me.

i love brown hair

pistachio is fantastic... pistachio cookies are fantastic too

Pretty much all the white people I know have not brown eyes.

Who does not love pistachios? REALLY NOW.

My best friend (green) & my gf (blue-green) are like the only non-fam I know that don't have brown eyes.

I actually like peanuts better than pistachios.

I saw all these greeting cards with Ellen Degneres saying stuff, but it's like .eps illustrations of her.

Actually I have no idea what people say on these threads.

I just had a little bag of jalapeno pistachios. Satisfying, but not so hot.

Does anyone say your brown eyes are evidence that you are "full of shit"? I have to say, for something so jejune that is actually kind of funny.

peanuts actually get more classic with age, u know? me, i like the brazil nut

People say that my belief in orgone radiation is evidence that I'm full of shit. Eyes, not so much.

i have brown hair* and my eyes are brown-but-veering-toward-hazel.

*i was experimenting with coloring it this year but just recently went back to brown and am waiting for the dye to fade enough that it looks more like my natural color

I'm going to pry the u key offa Ramzi Awn's keyboard.

My boyfriend is keeping this crappy plastic-coated plywood around to build an orgone accumulator. He hasn't done it yet. I would not mind if he built one but this crappy ex-entertainment-center pile is just bringing me down. But I don't know if he would notice if I threw it away. We don't have a hammer or nails & we're almost out of tape so, in addition to his usual lack of motivation, he has no means to build it.

lol... i didn't even think about that. i drive ppl at work crazy with shorthand

Does anyone say your brown eyes are evidence that you are "full of shit"? I have to say, for something so jejune that is actually kind of funny.

-- Abbott, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:32 AM

todd barry has a bit about how he wanted a car that reflected his eyes. "you know, like a shit brown. it really brings out my personality."

You should ask him to build an orgasm accumulator instead. Orgasm radiation is approximately 1000x stronger than orgone.

Do you mean, Surmounter, that peanuts gets better as one's tastes develop with age or that peanuts age like fine wine?

i had no idea surmounter was ramzi!

You should ask him to build an orgasm accumulator instead. Orgasm radiation is approximately 1000x stronger than orgone.

-- libcrypt, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:37 AM

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I think they tried to kill Barbarella with an Orgasm Accumulator. There are plenty of those being accumulated, in fact, the only wet blanket here is this plywood.

what i mean is that when your relatively younger you kind of ignore peanuts, cuz they're like the plain nut, right? i mean i always left them in the dish when we'd get the mixed nuts. but then you get older and for some reason it's appealing to buy just a jar of peanuts. 1 i think they're cheaper, 2 it's fun to take handfuls of them and 3 they're just fuckin tasty

i have never ignored peanuts

i had no idea surmounter was ramzi!

-- get bent, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:38 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

hi!

thought ramzi just got really sick of the place huh?

Neither peanuts nor pistachios are actually nuts, nor are cashews. I am that one taxonomic pedant who ruins every meal.

dude ramzi i just typed "what r u" before stopping myself what r u doing to me

That One Taxonomic Pedant That Ruins Every Meal

Tot P. Trem is my real name.

dude ramzi i just typed "what r u" before stopping myself what r u doing to me

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait wha?

i think i knew that about peanuts and cashews... cashews are like the popular girl of "nuts"

Hi dere.

I have brown hair and brown eyes, as do both my parents, my wife, and every other girl I've ever fallen in love with as far as I can remember.

One might have had brown hair and blue eyes. I do not prefer blondes.

i do love a good blonde

Wow, I bet you will continue that pattern of brown hair + eyes if you continue your pattern of falling love with women who have them, and then you have children who have them.

Well, I'd say it's almost a done deal considering I intend to have kids with my wife.

good work then

Yes, we must multiply, lest blonde people take over.

HEY FELLOW BROWNIES

GOIN TO GET SOME MEXICAN

FOOD

My god, did you see that terrifying essay in The National Review, "The Blonding of Europe"? We can't let that happen here!

Ramzi needs proof.

I hate that "Green Eyed Lady" is such a totally bitching and awesome and epic song and "Browned Eyed Girl" is an irritating stinkhole always sung by the very worst people at the bar on karaoke nights.

SO OTM!

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/brownhaireyes.jpg

oops

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/brownhaireyes.jpg

so some people think that's black, but it's like definitely not. there are some grays in there tho. stress?

Ramzi needs proof.

i never 'lol' but i'm officially 'lol-ing' right now :)

I think Mr. Awn misunderstood that I need proof.

http://www.waynegoodfellows.org/images/xmay05_ea05_ups_logo.jpg

I mention IRL all the time that I am a chick, too...this habit seems worthy of breaking. :/

Perhaps a bit of nudity would help clarify things to the thick of brain.

tell me and take your time
set free this soul of mine
freeze frame this sedate moment
lie me in your quiet ground

i understand your
tired eyes for these
tired homes and tired trees
i see the pain in those
brown eyes
fires burn in autumn skies

THE SHADOW IS CAAAASSSST!
THE SHADOW IS CAAAASSSSSST!
whoah-oh-hoh
WHo's thAT Moving in the alley?
Who's that moving in the streets?
Kiss on the hand
She needs it like she needs her tranqs
To tell her that the world is green

'As fer you trayce-face

Perhaps a bit of nudity would help clarify things to the thick of brain.

:/

lol no i thought u would think that lib - basically i just wanted to show u all my eyes and hair.

abbott that's an interesting habit indeed =P

People tell me my eyes are black and one even told me I don't have any pupils. Every time I've looked in the mirror my eyes have been DARK BROWN and they have ALWAYS had pupils. (Also I have chestnut brown hair)

Bask in the golden glory of my blonde hair and blue eyes, you swarthies!

I've got brown eyes (although there are a few thin rings of green in there) and darkish brown hair so I guess this the thread for me.

HAI GUYS

HAHAH Abbott I kiss you :D

hoos is awake

Bask in the golden glory of my blonde hair and blue eyes, you swarthies!

-- Oilyrags, Friday, July 20, 2007 2:28 PM

dude yr beardhair is pretty brown if i recall

"pretty brown" as in "rather brown"

Dark brown on both. Don't know how I feel about pistachios.

*cue Old 97s "Big Brown Eyes"*

I have grey eyes. No-one likes us, we don't care.

Actually my face is blonder than my dome.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6679/beforedl7.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3598/cleanrb6.jpg

wear sunscreen.

dude so not blonde unless we're talkin dirty xpost

I'm all over pistachios.

> wear sunscreen.

Doesn't seem neccesary today, but good idea at other times.

> dude so not blonde unless we're talkin dirty xpost

Don't talk dirty to me, Hoos.

/scene

I actually have blue eyes. I am big fraud. Sorry.

I have grey eyes. No-one likes us, we don't care.

-- Colonel Poo, Friday, July 20, 2007 2:48 PM

are there any weird stereotypes about grey-eyed people?

Helly my people

I actually have blue eyes. I am big fraud. Sorry.

Then get your blue-eyed talk of this thread! Didn't you read the rules? </thread nazi>

I am very tempted to start a thread called "bask in the golden glory" now, but it would be even more useless than my weird moth thread.

I didn't even read this thread, but don't you hate fuckers who try to rep like they have "hazel" eyes? There was a thread on this back in the day but I will reiterate that there is no such thing as hazel eyes. YOU HAVE BROWN EYES.

I've known people with hazel eyes. There was some green shit going on there. Don't lump them in with my pure brown-ness.

WRONG. Hazel != Brown.

BALONEY

oh we in the shit now

Yeah Hazel = v light brown with possibly a bit of green. Not the same as proper brown eyes

light brown with possibly a bit of green

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color

controversial

"hazel" = wishy-washy, weak, watered-down

I relate better to brown-eyed brunettes.

My hair used to be light brown but its got darker over the years. My mum said I actually had blonde hair until i was about 4.

I want these:

People with light brown or golden irises are sometimes said to have "whiskey eyes".

I was also blond until about 3 or 4.

My hair has darkened a lot with my age, too (now it's lightening again with my age but lets ignore that for the moment.) I think perhaps a lot of my self-identification as blond has to do with my arrested mental picture of myself.

I clicked this hoping it was a pic thread full of brown haired hotties - bummer