Awesome moments of real-life rudeness

I'm sure there are threads like this in the archives but I can't remember any off the top of my head.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

okay okay i have one. at a bar the other wk, boyfriend and i go out to smoke on crowded porch.

bitchy queen dude sitting at table with friends who were smoking earlier: "oh, i get it, so this is where the smoking is happening now?"

me: "do you mind?"

queenie: "well, obviously i do"

me to boyfriend: "honey u wanna move?"

boyfriend not having witnessed the interaction: "no darling let's stay here!"

me, loudly with bitch factor: "no, i'd rather."

LOL this wasn't a partic good one on paper but i have PLENTY of thse moments... fucking new york