George W. Bush's asshole = Dick Cheney's coup

--Now Dick, don't give orders to bomb Iran. *LOL*
--Haha, Iran? I was thinking of starting a war with China.
--Hahaha!

Oh man I heard a news clip about this on the radio in bed and it pretty much kept me from sleeping for about four hours. They noted Bush had not colonoscoped since five years ago. That is not a good example for a man his age. He should be showing the nation: get annual colonoscopies and detect it early! And Laura Bush, when do we hear about her mammograms?

Fucking A, leaving messages about what happens if your camera butt exam gets all deadly. And Cheney ruling. This is worse than Dead Ringers, even, and that is bad.

Bush's last colonoscopy was in June 2002, and no abnormalities were found, Snow said.

thanks for the info!!!

You mean you haven't seen the .mpeg of it? Pink and clean as a heavenly donut.

will Cheney also be in charge while Bush is writhing on the floor in the White House bathroom prepping for the operation with a self-administered enema?

Haven't you seen that .gif where Bush is writing the note to Condi that says, "Can you help me find my syringe bulb I gots to enema."

???

that enema was not for medical purposes, though

Well hello. Man can't teach himself to clean out on subconscious demand, gotta walk around feeling proud and deviant.

I keep reading the title as "Dick Cheney's soup" which is all kinds of disgusting :(

doctors removed five small polyps.

Dick Cheney's soup. Oh my god. Are you trying to make me vomit?

The first time I saw this news story, I just rolled on the floor laughing.

I mean I imagine the late night talk show hosts are milking a lot out of this one.

prostate milking

horse milking

Horse's arse!